iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 4h

my favorite thing about labels is how i'm not obligated to use any of them. i don't even need a name. i'm the cartoon eyepatch owl account

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20h

video games don't cause violence (towards humans)

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21h

my mortal enemy in 2008 was a guy who commented "get better at drawing" when i posted a drawing of sonic on my smosh dot com profile. i don't hold grudges for stupid stuff from that long ago obviously but i do hope that person has since died

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22h

say what you will about the people in charge but you gotta hand it to them, they have very soft penetrable skin

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23h

the apocalypse is so fucking SLOW man i'm BORED

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026

on this 10th anniversary of my tweet about shitting my pants and falling over after taking them off and getting shit on my face and in my nose and blaming the gays for it, and the 9-year-and-364-day anniversary of being bullied for it daily, i can at last reveal that i posted it because i lost a bet

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026

just realized why he's called the pink panther

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 29/09/2026

"it's good that there aren't any, it's good that they have homes" i repeat to myself as i fruitlessly look for rabbits up for adoption near me

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026

haven't seen the disney guy with the swords pointed at him in a while... please i can't have an opinion unless i see him....

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026

downloaded an app to remind me to hydrate. it's not doing a good job so far. probably should have downloaded one meant for reminders instead of the anime big boobs chat bot sex pussy app

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026

involuntarily flexed and my arm looked way bigger than i remembered it ever looking and i got scared. throwing out all my workout equipment

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 28/09/2026

desperately want to go on a foam adventure

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/07/2025

found the freaking awesome pokémon emerald romhack i made when i was 11

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/09/2026

working on something and spending $10/mo on mobygames' api instead of igdb's free one because it has too much amazon and llm stink

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/09/2026

just found out the "holy fuck lois" audio isn't real :/ watched every episode of family guy to try to find peter griffin cumming

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 27/09/2026

i'm out of correct opinions so i'm going to pivot to posting incorrect ones if that's ok with everyone

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026

downloading mods for all my games to replace "BODY TYPE" with "GENDER" and "PRONOUNS" with "GENDER" and "HAIR COLOR" with "GENDER"

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026

it's so easy to make normies laugh. i will never see a comedy movie in a theatre. have a higher barrier of entry for laughter. feel less joy because it annoys me personally

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 26/09/2026

"the before times" used to mean before 2020 and now it means before just after 2020

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/09/2026

i'm real close to swearing off every single unfamiliar website. if i need something and it's only available someplace i haven't seen before i'll live without it

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 25/09/2026

was going to draw a comic today about jerking off lucario but decided not to

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

i have shit my pants as a tribute to the classic video game Don't Shit Your Pants

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

should i reach out to my late 2000s youtube friends

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

having to learn a new thing. i'm in hell

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

piczo is coming back do i remake zephie dot net with shitty sparkle gifs everywhere

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

when i was a child i wrote a story about a kid going to military school who got bullied for being the youngest kid there. it was resolved in the last sentence "but then everyone else missed their birthdays the end"

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

suing my doctor for malpractice after declaring my child a "bouncing baby boy" without even testing his bounciness

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

evangelion EXPLAINED: why it's fucked up to jerk it to a comatose girl

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 24/09/2026

once knew a kid on twitter who tagged a dozen police accounts in a tweet saying he was going to shoot up his school and his last tweet for a while was "who the fuck is in my house" (it was the police)

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/09/2026

sorry i don't have the "acknowledgement like" quite down on here. i do however do the "acknowledgement finger gun and shooting sound/motion at screen"

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 23/09/2026

keep falling asleep to podcasts and dreaming of meeting the hosts then being a guest on their show but they don't like my jokes or me and i wake up hating them. running out of podcasts

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026

remembered the terrible gundam game i played last year that was about a fictional AI-generated gundam game and the villain was a laid-off developer trying to take back control of it but gets arrested at the end. remembered this and got annoyed

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026

i have spent five years being undecided on zephie's genitals. i simply drew whatever the mood called for. it may come down to a vote. either way, we all win

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026

when i was a kid i thought "ben 10" was the most clever title for a show ever. it rhymes AND his last name begins with ten AND he can turn into 10 guys AND he's 10 years old. now i don't think anything is good

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026

i'm not up to date on what the gamers are forcing themselves to be angry about for the sake of having something to laugh at. are those freaking simcity 2013 servers up yet

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 22/09/2026

looking for a web service that does anything in 2026 is a nightmare. no i don't want any of those features i actively unwant them

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026

years of obsessive journaling has broken my brain so bad bro i can't play a video game and not write about it without it feeling 150% vapid unless it's like mario kart or something

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026

moved my workouts to 6 days a week and you can tell from the fact i'm posting this that i'm on day 1

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026

dudes be like "i hate ai 😡😡😡" then a few minutes later turn around and gush over the latest billion-dollar movie/game/etc. buddy i have horrible news

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 21/09/2026

should NOT have brought my daughter to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day at my job at the daughter mulching factory. she totally showed me up when they let her try the mulcher and they gave her my job. so when we got home i mulched her

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/09/2026

if any hot people ever look at my profile just kidding

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/09/2026

it's this website's fault whenever i post about cum. there are no private accounts which is where that would usually go so what else am i supposed to do. i'm just as much a victim of my cumposting as my followers are

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/09/2026

i only just realized porygon2 is like that because the technology improved and they have more polygons now. obviously this being stupid nerd shit i immediately discarded this information and now i don't even know what porygon is

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 20/09/2026

dreamed i said "[neutral race from futurama voice] my wife's pussy smells normal" and the people sitting next to me got mad

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 19/09/2026

the most exciting shit is when i discover a premium feature

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 19/09/2026

if putting a slogan or hashtag in your social media bio required a modicum of action beforehand the world would either be totally fixed or stay exactly the same

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 18/09/2026

youtube replaced the word "views" with a little play icon and i can't explain why i hate it

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xXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 18/09/2026

animal dude 😯 animal dude who used to be human 😴

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