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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

'There's no evidence of this' has really made me laugh.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like I said, Andrew Tate is "an important voice for young men". Oh, and a pedo nonce.

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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

All else aside, I think the idea that political parties should only ever say things that journalists approve of it's not a great idea and even a big part to why every aspect of this country has become progressively more shit.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“We are the no nonsense party,” says Badenoch, a woman who has never met an online bandwagon she wouldn’t immediately jump on.

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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember back in the day when Ian Wright and John Barnes were playing..nobody was questioning whether they were English We certainly didn’t have sitting MPs questioning whether they were English’

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We thought he spent his first term mostly thinking about Hillary and silencing Stormy Daniels etc but I'm convinced now that he was 95% just worrying about falling down for four years.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As a few people have pointed out, I realise he's got a big advantage because if you're the Pope you can say almost anything, whereas if you're President of Slovenia (for example) you're forced to say things like 'Slovenia is front and centre in the AI revolution'. But still. Good poping.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All these tech guys going 'look, you don't need musicians anymore! We can just generate whatever music you want!' and it's the fucking POPE who has to explain to them that art occupies a space not replaceable by the products of machines.

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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

#CPFC players with the highest percentage of goals outside of Premier League / Football League games. Total goals 10+, 20+ and 40+

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you have a few minutes this weekend, do check out my new article in 'Nigel's Notebook'. It's partly about the many benefits of Brexit, so it's quite short. parodypm.substack.com/p/brexit-epi...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm furious about the two Iranians who came across as part of the surge in small boats created by my Brexit and under a Home Office run by my MPs Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."

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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think rejoin should be called the Spitfire option . Just to watch Reform voter's heads exploded

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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 01/10/2026

If the UK were back in the EU, the USA couldn't play us against them and vice versa. Just another of the many benefits of rejoining.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only Reform will take £5 million bribes, accept illegal foreign donations, let convicted fraudsters bankroll them, buy houses in their girlfriend's name to avoid tax, help crypto billionaires get richer and do fuck all for ordinary people. 😊

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No wonder Tom voted for Brexit, he thinks Britain is 3,500 miles west of Europe.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

UPDATE: that post also contains a typo. I'd love an edit function but I understand some people disagree.

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

COMMENTATORS: Why won't Labour do this. LABOUR: We shall do this. COMMENTATORS: Not like that.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026

fairest thing is to add the £900m they lied about to their psr costs for this season, right? #thefootball

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Look, guys, if the dangerous terrorist boat people from Iran etc DO turn out to have just been some chancers trying to nick some poorly-guarded diesel they should never let Farage forget it. Every interview just asking him about his crime money and the Diesel boys he said were boat guys on a loop.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine, a Labour leader that has energised the public and switched new people on to socialist ideals! WOW! Ian must really like politicians that do that sort of thing.

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sainsbury’s. 3 taste the difference things for £8. Eaten in my beautiful premier inn room

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bitch, my mum still calls snickers "marathons", nobody's gonna call it by your special new name

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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 27/09/2026

On a packed train with my family. Couple across the aisle both alternatively playing social media videos on speakers at full volume. Managed not to say anything until the woman started playing a documentary about serial killers. I'm here with my daughter. I politely said...

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New York Eagles @nyeagles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Palace Women and Birmingham Women finish with a 3-3 draw. Probably a fair result over the 90 minutes, but we had done enough in the 2nd half to win it all. Either way, credit to the team for how they've responded to the tough result against Spurs last week. #cpfc

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I might delete this before it becomes a springboard for a 'Americans and British people insult each other's food and drink cultures' discourse because that's one of my least favourite things people do with Bluesky.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Racist organisation set up by a racist to appeal to racists is somehow being taken over by racists.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"

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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#CPFC haven't led at Half-Time in the Premier League for 14 matches. Club record in the PL is 19 (February - September 2016). Palace haven't led at Home at Half-Time in the Premier League for 11 matches (last v Fulham 1.Jan.2026). Club record in the PL at Home is 19 (February 2014 - March 2015).

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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nico's clean sheet percentage should be 46%, not 11%. Apologies for any confusion.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And by 'any means necessary' I mean announcing in Parliament six months ago that from that day onward any donations from abroad would be capped at £100k.

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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 19/09/2026

Perhaps all the services supplied by a modern state should be removed from Piddlington to give a real sense of what independence from the UK would mean in practice. Wouldn't have to be for long. A couple of weeks should be sufficient for the penny to drop, even for the most stubborn.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.

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Martin Lewis @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com · 15/09/2026

“In line with the commitment made at Budget 2025, pensioners who only just the exceed the personal allowance will not have the administrative burden of paying small amounts of tax in this Parliament. The chancellor will set out further details on how that commitment will be delivered at the Budget.”

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Party that wants to retrospectively change rules so as to remove migrants also says retrospective rules on party funding are "dictatorship tactics".

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the what headlines

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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can't they all just save us some time and just resign

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don’t forget to watch me on GB News tonight, where I will be spouting lies, bullshit and propaganda completely uninterrupted. Now that's what I call journalism.

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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

#CPFC v Ipswich Town on Saturday was the first Premier League match in which Palace fielded a starting lineup with players from 10 different countries. Tyrick Mitchell and Adam Wharton (England) were the two players sharing a nationality.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’d like to thank Ben Delo and Richard Harborne for providing a wonderful distraction from us being caught red-handed arranging illegal donations.

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