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The Palacetician

@glad-all-over.bsky.social
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Crystal Palace fan since 22 April 1967. Matches Played: 5,279; Major Trophies Won: 3 (FA Cup 2025, Community Shield 2025, UEFA Conference League 2026)

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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#CPFC 0 - 2 Bristol City is Palace's first Home Friendly defeat to a lower-tier club since August 2009 (H Gillingham L 0-1).
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I believe) the #CPFC player who holds the club record (and quite possibly the world record) for most sisters married to players from one other club is Bert Gilboy who had three sisters who were all married to #THFC players, namely George Clawley, Jack Curtis and Sandy Brown.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Top 10 #CPFC goal scorers whose goals were all scored in the Football League, with none in other competitions:
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#CPFC players with the highest percentage of goals outside of Premier League / Football League games. Total goals 10+, 20+ and 40+
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The club that was expelled from the Football League for refusing to cooperate with the FA / Football League - and a small #CPFC connection.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Contrary to popular opinion, Brighton and Hove Albion's trophy cabinet is not, in fact, completely empty. Winning three Home matches was apparently considered such a huge achievement for Brighton that Palace awarded the club a cup. So that was kind. #CPFC #BHAFC October 1945
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now that the sequence over, I feel it's safe to mention that the recent sequence of 10 Premier League matches with #CPFC conceding two or more goals in every game was the worst such run in Palace history.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to the omission of the Europa League, the previous post about Walter Benitez needs correcting. My thanks to @hongkongharv.bsky.social for spotting the error. Benitez now leads in both categories. Top 10 #CPFC keepers with 10+ matches by Clean Sheet % and Average Goals Conceded Per 90 mins:
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#CPFC haven't led at Half-Time in the Premier League for 14 matches. Club record in the PL is 19 (February - September 2016). Palace haven't led at Home at Half-Time in the Premier League for 11 matches (last v Fulham 1.Jan.2026). Club record in the PL at Home is 19 (February 2014 - March 2015).
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#CPFC's second 2026 Away Clean Sheet in the PL. (Also v Brighton Feb 8 W 1:0). Of keepers playing 10 or more matches for Palace, Walter Benitez has the best average goals against per game at 0.882 and second best CS percentage at 45% (Nico Vaessen 11%). First 0:0 in Yorkshire since 2012.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#CPFC all-time Sunday record Away to Leeds United. NB: Past performance is no guarantee of future results
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where else (other than my X account) will you find such amazing #CPFC trivia as this?
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#CPFC have led 3:0 at half-time on 80 previous occasions, and have gone on to win them all. Palace haven't scored a second half goal in the most recent six of these matches.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#CPFC has never (yet) won five consecutive Away games against one club. Palace is currently on a run of 4 against two clubs, one being Fulham... Quiz Time: Name the other. Clubs which Palace have beaten 4 times consecutively Away in the past: Southend United, Bury, Ipswich Town, Coventry City
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#CPFC v Ipswich Town on Saturday was the first Premier League match in which Palace fielded a starting lineup with players from 10 different countries. Tyrick Mitchell and Adam Wharton (England) were the two players sharing a nationality.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In League matches, only twice before have #CPFC followed a 3:2 Away win with a 2:3 Home defeat. In the Southern League 1st Division, Palace won at Southampton and lost at Home to Luton in October 1914. In December 1987, Palace won at Ipswich on Boxing Day before losing to Reading 2 days later.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alex Disasi (Chelsea) is the first #CPFC loan player to be sent off in a Home game. Gonzalo Sorondo (Internazionale) was sent off in a 2:2 PL Away Draw at West Bromwich Albion on Tuesday, 1 February 2005. Most recent: James Vaughan (Everton) in a 0:5 Away Championship loss at Derby in Sept 2010.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In 2024, #CPFC won one home match on a Saturday - 24 February, 3:0 v Burnley. It was Oliver Glasner's first match as Palace manager. Palace v Ipswich Town today is Palace's first Saturday Home match of 2026. The last Saturday Home win for Palace was on 1 November 2025 - v Brentford 2:0.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only three #CPFC players have played matches under six different UK Prime Ministers Nathaniel Clyne Wilfried Zaha Joel Ward Jim Cannon's 410 appearances during Margaret Thatcher's time in Number 10 is the Palace record.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Adam Wharton at💯#CPFC appearances Wins 42 Draws 25 Losses 33 Trophies 3 Goals 1 Palace have never lost when Wharton scores.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Selhurst Park #CPFC, August 1964
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#CPFC Johnny Byrne. The first Crystal Palace player to play in an FA Charity / Community Shield game
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#CPFC
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First time #CPFC have scored 6+ goals in two consecutive matches since 1 March 2025 when we beat Millwall in the FA Cup. Some followers may recall how that competition ended.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#CPFC's first Home 100 #EFLCup (Carabao Cup) matches updated. A Tier of -1 is matches v a club from one tier higher, 0 v clubs from the same tier, 1 v a club from one tier lower and so on:
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only the second half-time lead for #CPFC in a domestic home match this year. 1.Jan v Fulham 1:1 The last such HT lead in a match that was won by Palace: 1.Nov.2025 v Brentford 2:0
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've read that yesterday was the first time in PL history that left-backs have scored three goals for a team. No reason to doubt this, but for #CPFC it's not a club first as Dean Gordon scored all three goals in the Division One (2nd Tier) game at WBA on 23 Dec 1995 in another 3:2 away win.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today was the 25th #CPFC match in which a substituted player and his replacement both scored, but the first where Palace trailed at halftime. Palace have won 22 of these matches, drawn one, and lost two.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The first match in #CPFC history where a substituted player and his replacement both scored was on Saturday, 25 September 1971 in a First Division Home game v Everton. Palace won 2:1 with goals from Ross Jenkins (26') and substitute Jim Scott (86') after Jenkins was stretchered off after 50 mins
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The last time a #CPFC player scored two or more non-penalty goals in a Premier League Away match and Palace didn't win the match was on 20 November 2021. Christian Benteke scored twice in a 3:3 draw at Burnley. The only defeat was 2:3 at WBA on 27 February 2016 when Connor Wickham scored twice.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#CPFC have yet to trail at half-time in Premier League games at Fulham. 9 matches: 2:0 (1) 1:0 (4) 0:0 (1) 1:1 (3)
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The current sequence of 11 matches between #CPFC and #FFC without a Home win is a Palace club record. The last Home win in the series was when Palace beat Fulham 2:0 on Groundhog Day, 2019.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#CPFC points per game in the Premier League against those clubs no longer with us. Burnley, Cardiff City, Huddersfield Town, and West Ham United the clubs where we have a better Away record than Home:
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#CPFC average points per game versus current PL opponents based on PL matches since 2013. Fulham are our best Away opponents, one of seven clubs we have earned more points from Away than at Home. The others are Brighton, Sunderland, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester City
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#CPFC players ranked by attendances at neutral venues. Top 10 (or 15 due to the five-way tie for tenth spot).
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#CPFC Top 25 aggregate attendances by opponent (all matches, Home, Away, Neutral):
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Top 25 #CPFC players by total attendances (Home, Away and Neutral):
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Top 10 #CPFC managers by total attendances (Home, Away and Neutral):
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Since 1907, only one #CPFC manager has - for all matches, Home, Away, Neutral - averaged an attendance lower than 10,000. The highest average is Oliver Glasner's 31,782 very closely followed by Patrick Vieira on 31,779.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Derby County's David Ozoh holds the #CPFC record among players with 10+ appearances, for the highest average crowd played in front of - 36,425. França is currently second on 36,163. Chilwell is the leading current Palace player, in third place overall with 34,980.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Joe Whitworth is the only #CPFC player to have exactly two full Premier League appearances, and no substitute appearances. Joe also holds the Palace record - for players with two or more full appearances - for the highest average crowd played in front of - 45,590.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Justin Devenny is the only #CPFC player to have taken three penalties in shootouts and scored all three. v Liverpool (FA Community Shield), v Millwall (League Cup), v Arsenal (League Cup)
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I believe that Darío Osorio is third in the rankings of #CPFC players with the highest percentage of vowels in their commonly used name. Naouirou Ahamada and Iain Dowie lead the way with 66.7%, (tiebreaker is name length), with Darío Osorio posting a repectable 63.6%
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not sure why #CPFC didn't make a move for Shamrock Rovers player Goodness Ogbonna because, Honest-to-Goodness, that would have made a great quote.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The signing of Quinten Timber should silence those suggesting Steve Parish hasn't exactly been pulling up trees in this transfer window... He will be the first #CPFC player with a first name starting with a Q, the sixth with a Q in his name, and the second from the Netherlands.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
David Ozoh owned the #CPFC record (tied with Lewis Grabban on 13) for the most substitute appearances without ever making a full appearance. He made one first-half appearance replacing Joel Ward at Manchester City at 0:1 after 34' on 16.Dec.2023 in a game which ended 2:2.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Daniel Muñoz was substitued 13 times in his 83 #CPFC PL full appearances. He was never the second player substituted, and was replaced by: Clyne (3), Mitchell (2), and one each by Sarr, Riad, Hughes, Ward, Kporha, França, Uche, and Khalaili.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Since Daniel Muñoz made his debut for #CPFC, the club has won one Premier League game without him. 2:1 Away Fulham 7.Dec.2025. PL games with Muñoz: W 30 D 27 L 26 Without Muñoz: W 1 D 3 L 7
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Daniel Muñoz's 83 #CPFC PL appearances were all full, the most for any non-goalkeeper. Chris Armstrong and Gareth Southgate had 75, Maxence Lacroix 70. Dani's 1.41 points per game is the higest of any Palace player with more than 16 appearances.
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The Palacetician @glad-all-over.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At 40 characters, Axel Wilson Arthur Disasi Mhakinis Belho last night became the longest named #CPFC player. The previous record was 36 shared by Osagyefo Lenin Ernesto Burton-Godwin (Sagi Burton) and Joel Joshua Frederick Melvin McAnuff (Jobi McAnuff).
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