Sign in

Lizbon

@lizbon.bsky.social
841 followers 1.8K following 3.3K posts

Tune in for bad puns, good swearing, trees, bread, yarn, bikes. They/she

PostsRepliesMedia
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 20h
Dear Wordle: They are hypotheses.
000
Reposted by Lizbon
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
4936561105
Reposted by Lizbon
Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 26/09/2026
I’m on tour!!! Who’s in Italy next week?
A cartoon of myself superimposed over an actual photo I took of a piazza last time I was in Italy. The word balloons say, “I’m going on book tour… in Italy!”ANGELICA E IL PRINCIPE ORSO
TRUNG LE NGUYEN IN TOUR

4 Ottobre | ore 14:00
BIBLIOTECA CASA NICCOLINI, FERRARA
Festival Internazionale

5 Ottobre | ore 17:00
BIBLIOTECA SALA BORSA, BOLOGNA

6 Ottobre | ore 17:30
SALA SANTA MARIA NIVES,
RIMINI

10 Ottobre | ore 17:00
EXMA TORRETTA TAM TAM, CAGLIARI
Festival Tuttestorie

11 OTTOBRE | ORE 18:00
LIBRERIA NOVARCADIA, ROMAA cartoon of myself superimposed over an actual photo I took of a piazza last time I was in Italy. This time I am running around like the roadrunner. The word balloons say, “Yaaay!!!”
1325327
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the way. www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
nyc.gov
Mayor Mamdani Announces Largest-Ever Trick-or-Streets With 160 Car-Free Open Streets and Plazas Citywide
040
Reposted by Lizbon
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
What are we even doing anymore, people
A four pack of Oreo chicken and waffle flavored cookies
212118691
Reposted by Lizbon
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
167184974638
Reposted by Lizbon
i be knowing @nthatsthetruth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Errors AI made in my family’s healthcare in the span of 2 months: - wrote in my chart that I have 2 kids when I said I have none & we were talking about potential fertility issues - sent my mom a bill for my dad’s appt & put his test results in her portal (separated for 20 years, divorced for 17)
1109
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately evergreen skeet.
010
Reposted by Lizbon
Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So this is like my part-time job now, right? Writing reviews of every doctor, business, and service I use?
13949
Reposted by Lizbon
joeflower.bsky.social @joeflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds very real. The US healthcare system is not merely in disarray, it is actively and purposely stacked against the actual user of healthcare. Seriously. I have been to these conferences, I've been in these boardrooms. They actively scheme how to better deny and delay providing care.
0178
Reposted by Lizbon
Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These "solutions" are a bit like climate footprints: urging the individual to take individual actions when what is clearly needed is system change, and it will be achieved only through collective effort.
3984103
Reposted by Lizbon
Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stories like this have, for ages, treated men's desire to harm women as a sort of background noise, a weather we just normalize and accept and try to work around. Feminism is among other things a process of denormalization.
292397729
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AHEM.
020
Reposted by Lizbon
jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
11033246
Reposted by Lizbon
Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recession indicator anecdote: Last time I booked with my tattoo artist, the nearest appointment was a 6 month wait. Today I could get a full day session in two weeks.
516620
Reposted by Lizbon
Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
S-A-L-U-T-E technique, for reporting ICE
Spread information, not panic. When reporting or signal boosting potential threats, provide as much information as possible. The acronym "salute" (S A L U T E) is shown as a mnemonic, as follows:

S = Size/strength: "5–6 D H S officers"
A = Actions/activity: "Standing outside Burger King talking to each other"
L = Location/direction: "Astoria on 33rd Street and Astorial Boulevard"
U = Uniforms/clothes: "Plain clohtes with ballistic vests labeled Department of Homeland Security"
T = Time and date of observation: "7:55 A M, July 26"
E = Equipment and weapons: "2 clipboards. One has flexcuffs on his belt"

Not a useful tweet: "ICE spotted"
Where? When? What are they doing? How many? What are they carrying? Use your judgement! Take photos/videos.
001
Reposted by Lizbon
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent thread! There *are* rewards for being A Good Guy Who Speaks Up even if they are not immediately obvious or publicly bestowed. First, integrity is its own reward. Maybe you didn’t save the world or change hearts & minds. But if you held the line on not making it worse, that’s something.
8727206
Reposted by Lizbon
Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
2959171397
Reposted by Lizbon
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
302066314
Reposted by Lizbon
Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
10134573775
Reposted by Lizbon
Pam Mandel @nerdseyeview.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went to see Metropolis on a big screen with a live organ score and can't stop thinking about AI.
061
Reposted by Lizbon
Jodi Pickens 🏳️‍🌈🖖✨ @jodipickens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A surprisingly powerful sentence is "Take your time." To the cashier. The new employee. The person searching for the right words. The friend telling a difficult story. Not rushing someone is a form of kindness we don't talk about enough. 🧡
410442
Reposted by Lizbon
Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
111098188
Reposted by Lizbon
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
Moed Tov! Суккот муборак! Today I joined Rabbi Shlomo Nisanov in Kew Gardens to distribute free food to New Yorkers in honor of Sukkot. Thank you to Rabbi Nisanov for the reminder that community and service deepen our most joyful holidays.
514296663
Reposted by Lizbon
Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I think the thing I resent most about what the tech overlords have done to the internet is that I planted a fucking garden. you literally made the internet so stressful I went outside and touched grass. i will never forgive you
641643
Reposted by Lizbon
Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And here is Max, who is puppy software running on cat hardware, and a Very Good Boy.
Orange and white Maine Coon cat with his chin on his paw
2723
Reposted by Lizbon
D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This works, btw. It's actually pretty incredible and heady just how powerful it is in practice. Every time I've done it the impact is pretty memorable.
3347110
Reposted by Lizbon
🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
fucking really
thehill.com
Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
672171720
Reposted by Lizbon
Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
434565903
Reposted by Lizbon
Greg Shill @gregshill.com · 28/09/2026
Notably, travel times also did not increase outside the congestion zone. This mirrors what we have seen in other aggregate congestion pricing impacts. For example, it was predicted that drivers would change their routes to avoid the zone, creating new congestion; this, too, did not happen.
020455
Reposted by Lizbon
Sarah Goodyear @sgoodyear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're interested in hearing one particular physician's perspective, take a listen to the episode we did earlier this year. It's a tough listen, but so important. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
A Doctor's View of Traffic Violence
Podcast Episode · The War on Cars · April 7 · 57m
0115
Reposted by Lizbon
Sarah Goodyear @sgoodyear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Traffic violence is a public health problem. I love to see it treated that way by doctors. Truly inspiring.
17011
Reposted by Lizbon
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
27912
Reposted by Lizbon
Kristin Kuster @kristinkuster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, this is terrifying:
13022
Reposted by Lizbon
Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When this study came out, that 95% of college-age men surveyed admitted to using coercive tactics with women they *knew did not want to sleep with them,* women who had *already refused*, their response was to nitpick the methodology. Fuckers, 5% would be horrifying.
054575
Reposted by Lizbon
Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s wildlife rehab loot box contained: • 1 mildly offended juvenile eagle He’s here for emergency care after a car strike, but he would like to file a formal complaint about the Uber ride, packaging, delivery, and bedside manner. One star to all. 🪶
A disgruntled juvenile bald eagle with one wing dropped, sitting in a cardboard box for transport
541773
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
War Games: Joshua's Famous Quote
Alt: Scene from War Games: a large bank of computer screens on a wall with blue text appearing from the self-aware computer: “Hello Professor Falken. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?”
1102
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is *fascinating*!
000
Reposted by Lizbon
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
262366464
Reposted by Lizbon
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
205189765411
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paging @chuckwendig.bsky.social
000
Reposted by Lizbon
Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
scrippsnews.com
Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
11527481297
Reposted by Lizbon
Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
6568151
Reposted by Lizbon
Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/09/2026
ALSO is it that time of year again?? Is the air getting crisp?? Are ghosts beginning to whisper from the dark corner behind the bookshelf?? ("Actually we're roasting" OK I can't help where you live, ignore the above) Time to read THE APPLE-TREE THRONE! www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
kobo.com
The Apple-Tree Throne ebook by Premee Mohamed - Rakuten Kobo
Read "The Apple-Tree Throne" by Premee Mohamed available from Rakuten Kobo. It is the turn of the century in an England that never was. Bright new aqua-plants are generating electricity for the st...
414962
Reposted by Lizbon
Milton Tan @mtanichthys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone who studies fish diversification, intrigued that apparently swedish fish have diversified
A picture of a candy shelf with various kinds of swedish fish
27220
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My niece, and Tina Weymouth, in that order. Also Adrian Belew, because I constantly have “Big Electric Cat” in my head.
130
Reposted by Lizbon
Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
theguardian.com
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
9533971073
Lizbon @lizbon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calling it Lake America is just renaming it after Amerigo Vespucci, from Florence, Italy. In this essay I will
010