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Keith Snyder

@noteoff.bsky.social
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Ebooks/bicycles: linktr.ee/noteoff SR×2 randonneur on hiatus, hackerspace nerd, dad/dude/boo/he. Eurorack, Logic, logic. Never attribute to malice or stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice and stupidity. Of course they're Nazis.

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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 8h
That was one of the best ten minutes of a Ted Lasso episode ever.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 9h
If Republicans are complaining that you're not nice, you're on the right track.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 21h
Eric Schmitt. We are at the mercy of rancid imbeciles.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today at a virtual co-working site, the male volunteer host began our session shirtless, in bed, and turned his cam off as soon as I started mine. I left, reported him to site support, then returned and told him what I'd done where anyone could see it for the rest of the session…
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I can't make this deadline because I'm too enraged about the Cornell7," should be an acceptable freelancer excuse.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Timothy Snyder talks to Robert Reich about "superpower suicide."
snyder.substack.com
Trump, Power, What Comes Next with Robert Reich
A recording from Timothy Snyder and Robert Reich's conversation
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck Republicans.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
S-A-L-U-T-E technique, for reporting ICE
Spread information, not panic. When reporting or signal boosting potential threats, provide as much information as possible. The acronym "salute" (S A L U T E) is shown as a mnemonic, as follows:

S = Size/strength: "5–6 D H S officers"
A = Actions/activity: "Standing outside Burger King talking to each other"
L = Location/direction: "Astoria on 33rd Street and Astorial Boulevard"
U = Uniforms/clothes: "Plain clohtes with ballistic vests labeled Department of Homeland Security"
T = Time and date of observation: "7:55 A M, July 26"
E = Equipment and weapons: "2 clipboards. One has flexcuffs on his belt"

Not a useful tweet: "ICE spotted"
Where? When? What are they doing? How many? What are they carrying? Use your judgement! Take photos/videos.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking for an example of the kind of tone I was trying to tell trombonist kid about, I found this. Not trombone. But just wonderful. youtu.be/UQJybhk47xU
youtu.be
Ben Webster - Chelsea Bridge (1964)
YouTube video by Bob Hardy
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting stickers for my modular synth case, and googled teapot stickers. This one came up. I was like… 418, what http error is that? Explanation of "The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot status response code": developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
On gold background, a black teapot with the caption "http 418"
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hypocrisy from the perspective of the person doing it is successful dominance without consent. So they love when you point it out.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GO MOUNTAIN LIONS!!!
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three words every human wants to hear: Jury Duty Canceled
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not overwhelmed, I'm badass.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's doing the same thing in death that he did in life: Emitting noxious gases.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I'm hungry.
NY Times Spelling Bee rejecting the word cronut
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post from humble_hampton says: Women, watch your time, your tone, and your tongue when speaking to a man. Ever heard of the saying "you can catch more bees with honey than salt"? He has 378 likes and 5500 replies.

Reply from dlsesq says: "I could also catch plenty of bugs with a man's carcass, if we're just doing insect behavior facts."

She has 7100 likes and 56 replies.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Movie we watched last night: Huge shootout, automatic weapons, shotguns, pistols, in reverberant concrete parking garage. But when someone tosses a grenade in from the outside THAT'S when the main character yells "Cover your ears!" After which, audio attenuates and there's a tinnitus whine.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cartoon, several men in a back alley shirtless, one of the telling the others, "The first rule of Fight Club is you must completely misinterpret the overarching critique of toxic masculinity in Fight Club."
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's easy to blame age, but I didn't give a shit about celebs and pop music when I was 20, either.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck Republicans.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And make that $2800.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So this is starting to exist. Not much there yet, but I'm watching this space. www.thecornell7.org
thecornell7.org
Home | The Cornell 7
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And intelligent Americans.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd like to hear "Good Republicans" try to explain why Trump came up through their party, not the Democratic one.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.snopes.com/news/2026/09...
snopes.com
Unpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'
The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you want to "follow the anger," you could do worse than Mae, newly politically aware Phoebe, and "Way to put your body on the line out there" Kokoruda. #TedLasso
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thumbs-up for Neagley.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I’ll catch you outside and rip your face off," one Connecticut judicial marshal allegedly told ICE agents at a state courthouse in Meriden on Wednesday, according to the statement from DHS.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Make that a $1500 car. I just checked.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$2600 repair on a $2000 car. Gah.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starbucks is closing 250 underperforming stores. Speaking as a city person living in the suburbs – just staff them all with NYC baristas. The wait times you think are normal and acceptable out here blow my mind.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All the diagetic music in Neagley is well known and starts exactly at the beginning of the scene. There must be a contract thing.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Character limit prevented this detail: Solicited white male Republican views 1) when I've never seen him solicit anyone else's, and 2) where the rest of us could see that we matter less. In the name of niceness. Nice is often evil.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A smart person I assumed I could respect complained on FB that white men aren't pandered to enough, politically. Later he solicited white male Republican views. He also asked why ICE should respect me if I don't respect them. No armband, so it must not be Naziism. Nice is the enemy of good.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Different World sequel
cnn.com
A new generation enrolls in ‘A Different World’ | CNN
The classic sitcom is back, ready to tackle the political and social issues of the day.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bought it on Kindle. Tried to use Voiceover on iPhone to listen. Stupidly frustrating. Finally restarted phone, got distracted by necessary home stuff during restart, forgot I was even trying to listen to it. WCAG is nice, and everything, but the plain old English word "accessible" would be better.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's insane that Manguel's A HISTORY OF READING doesn't have an audiobook.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OK, who screwed up Reacher this season?
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Omg
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.inc.com/annabel-burb...
inc.com
They Filled the New York City Subway With Fake Tech Ads. Their Real Goal Is to Get People Offline
Harris Alterman and Dave Ross take Inc. behind the scenes of their satirical subway ad project.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Mistakenly." C'mon, CNN. Do better. www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/u...
cnn.com
ICE agents mistakenly detained US citizen in Chicago suburb, officials say | CNN
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly detained a US citizen in a Chicago suburb Sunday morning, leaving him on the ground with various injuries, according to local authorities.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agreed.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the most wholesome, funny father/son moment you'll see on the Internet. I love it.
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Keith Snyder @noteoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bob Levine @boblevine.us · 22/09/2026
All of this was easily predictable. She ignored the warnings. If it wasn't her daughter, she's still be supporting it.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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