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Liz Dolfi

@lizbee.bsky.social
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big dork. recovering academic. my hard skills include drinking too much coffee and monologuing about evangelical moral panics and the sex lives of puritans

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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I quit my job and I'm co-writing a graphic novel about astronomy, but life is short, so I'm also launching a web site about opera. Here I'll gradually be posting introductory guides to different operas, aimed at "regular people" who are curious and fun. If that's you, check out MusicDrama.net!
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MusicDrama.net
a new way to explore an old art form
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The Last Fifteen Minutes is a marionette opera and short film about neighbors choosing to have dinner together fifteen minutes before a giant kaiju eats them. This is a project I'm so excited to make happen, and I hope you will be part of on this journey! www.kickstarter.com/projects/shi...
Two photographs - one has a rat puppet head surrounded by props, and the other is a wood carved pigeon puppet in a grey sweater.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Some of us have been maintaining the faith from the start.
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I don’t post a ton, but as someone who used to teach undergraduates full-time, I have some thoughts on LLMs and cheating given the recent NY mag piece and this feels like a reasonable place to do some rambling.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
But they were, all of them, deceived, for there were worries if not
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drew @dogballs.info · 09/01/2025
Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2024
Ladies and gentleman and vastly more interesting genders: we got him. We finally caught Schrodinger's cat.
It's a sliding glass door in a kitchen and on one side there's an empty box but it is lying on its side so that it's open. Face is tipped over. Then outside there is a cat sitting outdoors, looking inside, but the way the picture is composed the reflection of the box superimposes on the cat. So in one of the reflections it looks like the cat is in the box and the other box is empty
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
a common debate that happens every pride is whether cops should be allowed at pride events. and I know this might be controversial, but I want to propose a compromise: One Cop At Pride
the wicker man from The Wicker Man (1973)
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/05/2024
getting gender-affirming surgery (a lobotomy)
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
I love volunteering for the coffee run on in person work days. Everyone is so thankful and I get TWO treats (the second treat is the little walk)
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Every time I take apart a whole chicken rather than buying pre-chopped cuts I feel wildly, disproportionately pleased with myself. I am basically a hunter, I am one with the earth and my competence knows no bounds.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 02/05/2024
They beat up Dartmouth's former chair of Jewish Studies and banned her from campus. To protect the Jews, you see.
Jeff Sharlet: Dartmouth calls in riot cops to forbily arrest my colleague and friend Annelise Orleck, knocking her to the ground

Annelise Orleck: Those cops were brtual to me. I promise i did absolutely nothign wrong. I was standing with aline of women faculty in their 60s to 80s trying to protect our students. I have no been banned from the campus where I have taught for 34 years.
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Wayne E. Lee @milhistlee.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Exactly. Again, I repeat: if only University admins had access to people with expertise to tell them these things. 🤷‍♂️
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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I love daylight savings, when all Americans spend an hour reading "Mimesis: The Representation of Reality in Western Literature." What, you forgot to set your clock an Auerbach?
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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Cabin crew: Is there a Dr on board? Me: I am a Dr Cabin crew: Thank God. We have a question about the 18th century textile trade in Northern Africa Me: Ah. I'm afraid my PhD is in the ceramics of Northern Europe, 1672 - 1701
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Iron Raptor, friendly robot dinosaur @ironraptorstudios.art · 30/10/2023
Why am I being attacked like this?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2023
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
unthinkable nowadays but the first 11 (!!!) u.s. presidents were all melee classes. the bias towards ranged damage is more recent than people imagine
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Jay is doing some problem solving
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
My computer is running slowly because I have too many tabs open *but I can’t close the the tabs until I have done the tasks*
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I fundamentally do not trust people who sign emails “warmest regards”
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 27/08/2023
An easy gender-neutral alternative that's useful in any situation
caption over screenshot of old movie reads: "non-gendered alternative to 'welcome ladies and gentlemen'

the man in the screenshot says "Hello friends and enemies"
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
The reason I am a socialist and not an anarchist is because I think it should be illegal to email me and there should be a government office which enforces that.
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
A fun fact about me is that I have many extremely correct opinions about Agatha Christie’s Poirot
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
twitter users stone age in 2023 hunter-gatherers 🤝 mastodon attempt failed, turned to sky worship for sustenance
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
My GOD
Starbucks UK sign suggesting they will put clotted cream in your cold brew??
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Bagpipe music on the 7am bus is a very bold choice
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Hot tip for hiking in Scotland: carry an armful of bats at all times and release slowly as needed to devour the midges. Watch your tiny enemies die and laugh.
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I’m horror movies I always scoff at the foolish teens who ignore the dire warnings from the mysterious stranger. And YET I failed to head the old Scottish man who insisted that hiking in shorts would lead to ruin, and several hours later I was punishingly swarmed by midges.
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Jay surveys the majestic rolling hills and craggy peaks of the Scottish highlands “I can see why you’d want to climb on top of one of those and play the loudest, most ridiculous instrument”
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 17/08/2023
chef baudrillardee noting how every can of spaghetti-os has no point of reference except the other identical cans alongside it in the aisle
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
This cairn is a memorial to Peter Fleming, one of Scotland’s most special boys
Heath, heather, pile o’rocks on the top hill
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
It’s been a few years since I’ve been back in the UK and I forgot that milk is better here. Skim tastes like whole, whole is a creamy dream that makes tea taste right.
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Ah, the cuisine of my youth
vending machine containing such treasures as: mint aero bar, walkers salt and vinegar crisps, maltesers
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Also we are not talking enough about the ways that AI powered search is going to handicap teen sleuths investigating supernatural beings and mysterious goings on
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
My very favorite part of vampire media is when some teen googles the word “vampire.” Like what new information are you hoping to find here Susan? You are dealing with arcane and immortal horrors, maybe go to a fucking library. Not every ancient occult tome has been digitized 🙄
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
I need to eat the candy that tastes like nothing. I must feel the abyss dissolve on my tongue and taste oblivion. www.nytimes.com/2023/08/11/world/as…
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Walking past the Times Square Olive Garden and morale is low
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
I think that it should be illegal for people who have wronged me to continue to live in Brooklyn and do things like “have fun” or “exist.” They should be cast out into the wilderness to live a penitent life. Why is Eric Adams not on top of this
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
me: jesus take the wheel jesus: i can't i'm so fucked up me: then just switch seats with me until the cops are gone jesus: oh man i think i'm gonna throw up me: don't throw up jesus: i'm gonna throw up me: then roll the window down jesus: where's the crank me: it's a button jesus: where's the button
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
So tired I’m slow blinking at my monitor like I’m trying to befriend a cat
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Last week my fav account (Snakes in Hats) was embroiled in a milkshake duck conflict (creator needed space after the volume and tone of criticism about lack of alt text got excessive, angry followers condemned snakes in hats as ableist). Note: the account now has alt text on all images
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
the way my expression drops into a lifeless mask as soon as I get off a zoom call makes me feel like a serial killer
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Liz Dolfi @lizbee.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
I’ve lived in New York City for a while now, and apparently there’s been a neighborhood here called The Hole this entire time
Showing hole on maps
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