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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you've won the war.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026
OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod
OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Welp, this is a goddamn nightmare.
theguardian.com
International Space Station astronauts under evacuation orders
Nasa says Russian crew trying to fix worsening air leak in its portion of orbital laboratory
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Monterey Park,California, Has Voted To Ban Data Centers.......🎶
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/06/2026
Next stop 34th Street
Mayor Mamdani exits the blue and orange painted subway stop outside Madison Square Garden.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/06/2026
California just held an election w/paper ballots, signature verification, audits, bipartisan oversight & public vote counting procedures. You don’t get to yell “fraud” every time voters make a choice you don’t like. Take the whiny little b*tch act somewhere else. We’re not buying it in this state!
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Phil Murphy @crashtesterx.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have a huge backlog of games to get through spanning ten years and more , I have no problem not buying games from studios doing this and watching them rethink when their profits drop.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Albanian people have been massively protesting for several consecutive days against slumlord crook Jared Kushner and Crimestress Ivanka seizing land in their country to the sum of billions of dollars to build a trashy resort. I hope they don’t stop until their evil corrupt deal is reversed.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ICE is facing growing scrutiny over detainee deaths and detention conditions. Now comes a reported change that could remove some deaths from public reporting. When the scoreboard disappears, trust usually follows. Prove to me that ICE is not a criminal organization.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/06/2026
he’s sort of a generational poster though
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The money was always there for the good things.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.
kbb.com
Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue Book
The 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs.
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MantaHunk 🌎🏳️‍🌈☮️🟧 @mantahunk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
These are the kind of fighters we need. It's going to get nasty, folks. Time for massive Civil disobedience. We need 100 million on the street or we're headed for Civil War.
huffpost.com
Tennessee Rep Burns Confederate Flag To Protest GOP Carving Up Majority-Black District
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/05/2026
horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...
propublica.org
Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need "coaching" on dedistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting Virginia. 10-1.Replying to Ted Cruz on redistricting: You all started it and we fucking finished it.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Good riddance to the world’s worst rubbish,” @bencollins.bsky.social says to Infowars going dark last night. “War is over, if you want it." www.ms.now/news/the-lig...
ms.now
The lights go out at Alex Jones’ Infowars
The longtime conspiracist host aired the last episode this week, and still owes over $1 billion to the Sandy Hook families.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mary this is literally how vaccines are supposed to work.
A tweet from yesterday from Mary Talley Bowden. 

I’m seeing a pattern in my clinic that we can't ignore. Antibody levels in patients who received the shots are testing 10 times higher than those who didn't. Here is why that spike protein load matters.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/05/2026
This is an absolute travesty. The 5th circuit is imposing a nationwide restriction on accessing abortion medication. This is such a blatant power grab and perversion of the law. www.reuters.com/world/us-cou...
reuters.com
US court blocks mail-order access to abortion drugs, for now
A U.S. appeals court on Friday temporarily blocked a federal rule allowing the abortion drug mifepristone to be dispensed through the mail, significantly curtailing access to the drug nationwide ​and ...
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 02/05/2026
a lot of people crack wise about bluesky but what if i told you it facilitated the purchase of the onion by an internet guy who then went on to dismantle one of the biggest misinformation engines of the 21st century
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In a major state antitrust investigation, California's Attorney General has unsealed hundreds of records revealing that Amazon illegally pressures its marketplace sellers to engage in price-fixing. While Trump's DOJ lets corporate lawbreakers off the hook, states are still holding them accountable.
theguardian.com
Newly unsealed records reveal Amazon’s price-fixing tactics, California attorney general claims
Exclusive: A trove of previously redacted documents was filed as part of the tech giant’s anti-trust battle with the sta
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella. He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase. That's why I don't take corporate PAC money. Join the fight: secure.actblue.com/donate/julie...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It takes SIXTEEN paragraphs for the New York Times to mention why the administration wanted to destroy nearly $10 million in contraception: It's because they claim the stockpile of IUDs, birth control pills, and hormonal implants are “abortifacient birth control.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...
nytimes.com
How U.S.A.I.D. Birth Control Meant for Africa Was Ruined
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I see no problem here. Hard to disagree with and easy to chant.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Go fash lose cash bb
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2026
it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
New — My case for why it’s not enough to call this “Trump’s war” when violence abroad implicates us all, and how we don’t need hindsight to know that unequivocally opposing this war will be the correct (and only morally defensible) choice:
thehandbasket.co
Why now is the time to be loudly anti-war
We don't need the clarity of hindsight to know war in Iran—or anywhere—will end in physical, moral and financial ruin.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Somehow, in despite 10 years of increasingly deranged behavior from Trump and co, they find creative new ways to surprise me with their depravity.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily. defencesecurityasia.com/en/irgc-dest...
defencesecurityasia.com
IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield — Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia
IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
meme from The Simpsons.

Top: Moe (labelled "USA") throws Barney (labelled "Ayatollah Khameni) out of Moe's Tavern.

Middle: Moe, labelled USA, wipes his hands after a job well done.

Bottom: Moe (labelled USA) stares out, hands on hips. Behind him, appears Barney (labelled "Ayatollah Khameni").
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 03/03/2026
If I'm reading this right, *50% to 90%* of voters at high-turnout locations are being redirected to their precincts???? If that is causing voters to just give up, it would explain the massive undercount for Crockett thus far today in Dallas. (Noted by @votehub.com at the Other Place.)
The separate primaries also require different check-in tables, workers and
voting machines for each party within shared locations. Red and blue arrows
direct voters to opposite sides of the room inside the polls, meaning voters
accustomed to casting a ballot with privacy have to publicly announce their
affiliation.
The Commissioners Court in January allocated $1 million on a voter outreach
campaign to push home mailers and advertisements alerting residents to the
changes.
But as of midday, the county was seeing 50% to 90% of the people arriving at
locations that traditionally have the highest turnout as universal voting centers
being redirected to their precincts, said County Commissioner Andrew
Sommerman.Zachary Donnini • O G...
@ZacharyDonnini
These numbers coming out of Dallas are absolutely terrible for Crockett.
There appears to be significant cannibalization of her ED base in early
voting. Talarico is clearly favored heading into tonight.
, umichvoter • • @umichvoter • 3h
11 am
Election Day votes
DALLAS County: ~27,400
TRAVIS County (Austin): ~26,000
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks
George McFly, happy as he ever gets, ready to wield the lash himself for once.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
George Wallace in 1962: "I started off talking about schools and highways and prisons and taxes and I couldn't make them listen. Then I began talking about n**rs and they stomped the floor." Donald Trump in 2023⬇️
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X.com
Trump notes his crowd is more enthused about bigotry than they are for tax cuts: "It's amazing how strongly people feel about that. I talk about cutting taxes, people go like that, I talk about transgender everybody goes crazy. Five years ago you didn't know what the hell it was"
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
one of the most sure-fire signs that someone is on team anti-trans (even if they don't explicitly state their own position) is when they go out of their way to defend ppl who misgender & express irrational anger toward trans folks. they give *them* the benefit of doubt, but not us
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Trump plans to send $10 billion in funds that Congress hasn’t appropriated from the US Treasury to an organization that he will continue to chair personally even after he is out of office. This is looting.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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