Reposted by Levy PeeBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Some animal jokes from my upcoming special Butterfly Pavilion 1538
Reposted by Levy PeeJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1851901381
Reposted by Levy PeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282468368
Reposted by Levy PeePrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anti-chattel slavery Black abolitionists were the so-called woke Left of the 18th and 19th centuries. 2518107
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think your post is fucking stupid, although I did not actually read it. 000
Reposted by Levy PeeMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051341129
Reposted by Levy PeeTim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hi there, I’m Andor and I’m a recruiter at the Rebel Alliance. Your profile stuck out to me as we’re seeking a guy to stand on a really tall pole and stare at ships. 4182
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why exactly did y’all edit the video to semi comprehensible and then admit that the bot wasn’t actually capable of that? That feels pretty bIAsed honestly 000
Reposted by Levy PeePrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Supreme Court is illegitimate. Period. I don't care how they rule on anything. It is illegitimate. 042265
Reposted by Levy PeeBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst 1258772
Reposted by Levy PeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal… 433795666
Reposted by Levy PeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.comSavannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ PerformanceSAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar... 5983117
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Charlie Kirk has been real quiet on the gun control issue lately. I guess someone must’ve made a really good rebuttal at one of his campus debates or something? 010
Reposted by Levy PeeBailey @nobodyshereanymore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s amazing how one CEO getting taken out is such an abhorrent crime, but all the people the CEO had ARBITRARILY MURDERED with government blessing? Nah that’s just business. 011
Reposted by Levy Peethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026this is really beautiful 71218256
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026He’s jealous cause he knows we’ll be talking nonstop shit when he graces the world with his absence 020
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wish he could be around to hear what we all say when he finally graces this world with his absence. 030
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I, like many Americans, do not trust my health with the medical experts/institutions, but instead put my FULL faith in a croaking, pickled, nepo baby with silicone muscles! 000
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Over the course of my life my political views have changed from “I would take a bullet for any American president” to “I would [READACTED] any American president” 000
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’ve re-told “have you noticed every time you poop you pee…” to many friends who never asked for it and many a giggle was had. Just being the mandatory bluesky devils advocate here 010
Reposted by Levy PeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-… 715934702
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love that if I turn wifi off on my phone, my phone will reactivate it in like two hours, but if I accidentally leave my hotspot on then my phone is like LET IT BURN BABY! ALL NIGHT LONG! 000
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The way you frame things makes all the difference. For instance, I could say “The FIRST thing I do when I wake up is smoke weed”, and people will think one way, but if you say “I NEVER smoke weed before 2:00pm”, totally different!? 000
Reposted by Levy Pee-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 08/08/2026woah woah woah woah welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ it's everyone's favorite day if you are new, welcome to the one day a week we actively try to pay our bills and welcome to voluntary profit. you're gunna love it. please buy things and support small artists. moxiest.art 3246159
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Me waking up and resetting my alarm for 20 minutes later: 010
Reposted by Levy PeeDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Breaking news: Charlie Brown sets up secret Football task force 522622
Reposted by Levy PeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content. 91809231
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How much energy has been used for advertising to me a shirt that I’m currently wearing? 020
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Person opening a cleaning company: I’ll call it ‘The Cleaner’. That dude from Social Network: Drop the ‘The’. It’s cleaner that way. 000
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The second slightly smaller bang. It did a lot but doesn’t get the cred 000
Reposted by Levy PeeMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812224827
Reposted by Levy PeeAndrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 20/07/2026New short film drops on Friday, starring my very patient family, and you can click the link below and subscribe in advance (which helps a lot)! #shortfilm #horror #comedy #screenlifeyoutu.beCan I Sell My Soul? (2026 Short Film - Horror, Comedy, Screen Life)YouTube video by Andrew Sanford 172
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Alex Pretti was hot as hell, and this fucker looks like naked mole rat took an ugly serum 000
Reposted by Levy PeeDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735477
Reposted by Levy PeeJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God 217039
Reposted by Levy PeeStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Never forget: Jesus died for your country. @theonion.com 471917197
Reposted by Levy Pee-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 04/07/2026good morning Patriots!! time to show how much you love this fucking country ❤️🤍💙 🇺🇸🔥🍾 🗽🦅💣 it's the 4th of July ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ Super Sale* *discounts not possible in a shop that already does not run a profit margin 17735
Levy Pee @levi-athon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m not just the CEO I’m also a customer! Also I’m not the CEO! 010
