Sign in

Andrew Sanford

@andrewsanford.bsky.social
1.1K followers 260 following 2.4K posts

Writer/Director/Twin Dad

PostsRepliesMedia
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 9h
Been having a rough few weeks that I will be talking about a lot next month but wanted to take a moment to say that Can I Sell My Soul? is now available on HorrorHoundTV with lots of great independent horror films. Link in comments! 🧡🖤
280
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
030
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The U.S. is the AL West of the Western Hemisphere
051
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Gus's Mom @anatsfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White Sox right now
static.klipy.com
We'Re On A Mission From God
Alt: We'Re On A Mission From God
15415
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
854314471
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage. I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com. www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
avclub.com
Robert Pattinson is the new Nicolas Cage
Robert Pattinson and Nicolas Cage both get weird to find something more exciting in a landscape obsessed with realism.
49119
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
briesbe @briesbe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tomorrow I release a documentary I’ve been working on for the last year with one of my best friends. I hope you’ll check it out. You can hit the bell to get a notification when it goes live! youtu.be/LULK2UiNwjI?...
youtu.be
Women of the Indies
YouTube video by Briesbe
0122
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember going to a Jersey boardwalk that summer and seeing baby shirts for sale that said “all he wanted was some hawk tuah.”
060
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
10921110
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hit post on this and was immediately greeted with Johnny Depp’s dumb eyes in a giant Ebenezer poster, reminding me to pump my breaks a bit.
060
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Movie theater employee asked me if I was going to see Resident Evil. I said yes and it turned into a conversation about Cregger’s films while I waited for my snacks. A+ interaction. Society is healing.
060
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
16835731392
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
411296298
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sure, giving in to corporate blackmail is *usually* a bad idea. But maybe this time it will work!!!!!!!!!! 🤮
1148662
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Counting that Senators record for the Rangers.
000
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mamdani meets with trump in part to try to buy his city — an open target of the federal administration for military invasion — time. What does meeting with Jared do
1671387
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best in the West, babyyyyy (this next week is going to make me break out in hives)
030
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lebron's life will not be noticeably different for doing these ads in any respect but one: a lot of people who respected him will think less of him now. His legacy is cheapened.
421096124
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All of this lacks so much empathy. There are people who can’t help themselves and will ruin their lives from this stuff. And so many celebrities just jumping on the bandwagon despite the societal risks feels very “why should I get a COVID shot if I don’t get too sick from it?”
020
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Ben @coxsportsohio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hoping all these gambling ads age like this
021250
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
191813313
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
392185194
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
96149073487
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
159167354688
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bruce Wayne: I met a woman. Her name is Evilla Von Facestabber. I think I might love her.
Tim Drake: Slow down, boss. I think she might be that new villain, The Face Stabber? The one who keeps stabbing people in the face?
Bruce: Don't make me throw you in the hole again, Tim.
127332
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman: I want to take you to jail for those crimes you committed but also have sex with you because of how sexy you are
Catwoman: meow meow meow I'm a cat
Batman: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
140276
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hello, Rangers Buesky. Does this mean he could join the major league team if so needed/wanted?
000
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One thousand views on YouTube for my short film Can I Sell My Soul? May not seem like a lot but feels pretty darn good for something I shot on my phone for very little money. Thank you for watching if you have and if you haven’t the link is in the comments!
131
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some photos from last weekend’s production of my play Black Graffiti. Been trying to tell a story about Dock Ellis for a decade. Was surreal to see if up on its feet. Even more so to see these incredible pictures afterward. I’m a luck guy.
020
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
643642675
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re going to the World Series
010
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who will show more commitment to, and solidarity in support of, First Amendment values: members of the White House Correspondents Association, or opening acts for Ed Sheeran?
371671366
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can tell he’s correct because he gets progressively louder as he talks.
110
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There have always been humans who thought: 1) The world will end soon 2) It will happen in a cool, exciting way 3) It’ll happen to me personally 4) I’ll be a martyred prophet, or a warlord, or otherwise special 5) People who don’t see this are lesser “Sexy apocalypse” is a great phrase for that
1012581513
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And those people were LIARS
030
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People are saying that the Texas Rangers are playing good baseball.
010
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This woman has turned not engaging with her franchise into a moral imperative.
611198201
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Comedies can’t have sex but they damn sure have people shitting themselves 🫡 comedy is BACK
131
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol lmao
000
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me watching the Texas Rangers continue to compete in 2026:
130
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jacob Latz you’re my hero
010
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Folks — Animal Hope is a no-kill rescue organization in Fort Worth. North Texas Giving Day, which runs through Friday, is the organization’s biggest fundraising periods. Even a few dollars can help care for and find forever homes for an animal in need. www.northtexasgivingday.org/organization...
northtexasgivingday.org
Support Animal Hope Inc on North Texas Giving Day
Animal Hope is a Fort Worth rescue that gives second-chance animals the time, medical care, and training they need to find homes. We focus on the dogs and cats that high-volume shelters often cannot p...
068
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went outside to exercise this morning and a bird shit on me in a way that I did not think was possible. Got in my headphones and everything. Happy Monday.
030
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s a wrap. For now. ✌🏽
A playwright taking his picture with a man playing former MLB star Dock Ellis
090
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love @theratnyc.bsky.social I love these people I’d love to see you tonight if you’re in the NYC area. This has been a dream come true and it would mean a lot to share it with you. (Link in comments)
130
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just want to reiterate that the idea of trading Corey Seager so you can spend more money on relievers and a backup catcher is foolishness.
071
Reposted by Andrew Sanford
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jared Kushner is not "on the other side of the aisle." He's not an elected official. He's not an administration official. He's the president's son-in-law and a private citizen. You do not, in fact, have to take meetings with relatives of the president. Some might even say you should *not* do that
58591812101
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got some great news after the show last night! So proud of this little film and so happy I got to make it with my family. Lemme know if I know anybody in Nebraska who thinks they can make it out to the Little Blue Film Festival! (Also link for the movie in the comments!)
151
Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Between this and AI execs threatening extinction level events it’s a big week for rich people trying to scare us into doing what they want.
hollywoodreporter.com
Leaked Report Details Fallout if Paramount Follows Through on California Exit Threat
Nearly 58,000 jobs and $21 billion in annual losses are on the line as the Oct. 1 merger deadline approaches.
020