iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I once wished a friend on facebook a happy birthday with the message "congratulations on not being dead " turned out they had died two months previously.

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Whichever team has more kids is gonna mop the floor with their opponent.

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

LRT: most of my friends at the gay club

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

where can i get those stickers that say "I did that!" but with Trump instead of Biden

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

2026 will make u wish for Big Boat Stuck

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

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☭ Astrid: vampiretoy 🫦🩸 @sleepygirl42.tgirl.gay · 06/03/2026

If cats aren't communist, then why do they all say mao

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Darpo @darpo42.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

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Tom Green @tomasverde.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

go off, queen (literally)

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

happy Friday to everyone, but especially to the person who got this tattoo of my comic

"Hell yeah work sucks" skeleton from my comic

Monday: I wish it was Friday.
Friday: I wish I was dead.
Death: Hell yeah work sucks

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-ma…

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Ryan Bebej @ryanbebej.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) – This leucistic hawk—the "ghost of the ravines"—has been in our area along the Grand River for a few years. This week I finally got a few photos of this gorgeous bird! www.instagram.com/ryan.bebej.photography 🪶 #birds #birding #birdoftheday #wildlifephotography

Leucistic red-tailed hawk perched in a tree

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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Finally!

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Dan Ilic @danilic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

The Onion

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I'd like to think that if I made, marketed, or purchased an AI tool that killed anyone, let alone hundreds of children, I'd do the decent thing: delete it, destroy the conditions that made it possible, then kill myself.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree with the way Johnny Cash sang ooooooo in Ring of Fire

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Neil Lewis @neil-lewis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

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Kate Clancy @kateclancy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

100 girls are dead because of generative AI

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026

Pixar Apologizes After Learning ‘Hoppers’ Slur For Beavers theonion.com/pixar-apologizes-after…

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Mr. Juice Box @toxicjuicebox.com · 04/03/2026

Good morning! Yes, this is he

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides him

In the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal.

And then – unprompted – he made an admission:

– And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

the biathlon crowd is cheering after every successful shot like they're hammered brits watching The Darts

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Five classes in college: 1. Modern algebra 2. Philosophy 101 3. Greek literature 4. Intro Physics 5. Chem lab

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M.E.H. @mehoward.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I met a blind albino cave crawfish today.

Came across quite a few of these in a cave in North Alabama. Blind salamanders too.

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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025

dudes rock

Tumblr post from every-lemon
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Big props to whoever voiced this bit in the Hindi Police Story dub

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

For my money, no director strung together successive hits quite like George Roy Hill

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2025

thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/09/2025

Special teams coaching at its finest

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Al (A.L. not A.I.) @lethalsax.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

If he’s not firing off tweets before noon, he’s stroked out and will resign

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans