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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
may or may not have accidentally drank a spiderweb do you still think i'm hot
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
hey i ate all the croutons and cheese in your salad do you want all these leaves back
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
ovi you fuckin did the damn thing
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
need to stop saying "a cigarette" whenever someone asks me what i'm craving for dinner or whatever i quit like 8 years ago but
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/03/2025
bring woke back www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...
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Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN
A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"remember you are one" the substance [handshake] severance
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
severance s2 finale where everything is the same except mark squeaks like a chew toy when drummond punches him in the face
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
severance prestige television
adam scott as mark scout in severance s2e10, covered in blood, holding a gun while yelling "no! no, fuck you! fuck you!"
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
gemma scout has suffered more than jesus christ
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
drafting resignation letters just to feel something
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
we've progressed past the need for more ted lasso actually
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
boss asked me how i was doing and i said i was thinking of growing a mullet again and all coworkers gave a knowing sympathetic nod
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Well at least we tried our worst
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
one thing about harmony cobel is my girl be driving, anyway, here's vroom vroom by charli xcx
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
harmony cobel the woman in stem you are
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
anyway in other news i got my septum to 12g and my lobes to 4g these are the small sexy victories i'm riding high on
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the severance subreddit is a fascinating study on people who watch tv shows with their eyes and ears closed
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
had to remind myself this was hockey related but also that it's hockey related
screenshot of post from the r/PWHL subreddit titled "top 10 right wingers"
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
fall in love again and again at the combination lumon blood drive, lumon fertility clinic, eagan emporium, lumon pd, and lumon staged death and kidnapping
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
this most important plot point of severance is that half of it takes place within keanu reeves
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/02/2025
a big sandwich might be life changing
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
stretch so good it reopens your incisions
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
yeah i'm insane about severance i had to wait 3yrs on that cliffhanger for s2 i've done irreparable damage to the infrastructure of my enclosure
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
another surgery another fight with my dog whomst considers my current inability to cradle her like a baby as an act of war
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chris xu @chrysaora.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
need y'all to know that the very first convo i had with my surgeon yesterday when i woke up was about how much i miss the costco combo pizza
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
huge congrats to all the polycules sharing their vessels on severance tonight
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
make it faster make it worse
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
snuck in one more surgery before i lose my job and insurance can i get a beleaguered hell yeah
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It's obviously important for elected officials to be accountable to voters. However, if I had a job where it took a bunch of strangers calling my office and telling me how to do things for me to make good choices, it would be fair to say I was bad at that job.
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Even if American news outlets refuse to cover the protests happening all over the country, I hope international news outlets pick it up. It feels like we’re yelling as loudly as we can that this is wrong and we oppose it and everyone is like “wow crazy that American citizens are fine with this”
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
perhaps i'll never be convinced that devon and ricken are truly in love in severance because jen tullock is such a powerful constantly wife posting real life lesbian
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
get a connie tattoo or else
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A diagram of a passenger plane being kept aloft by drag, pronouns, Marxism, and DEI
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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
hey guys the only canada vs usa hockey I've watched in the last decade has been on the women's side. can someone fill me in on which ones are married to each other
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
THEMension20 with ally beardsley, alex song-xia, vic michaelis, and erika ishii
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/02/2025
now is a great time to launch my shady and opaquely sourced meat pie business
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/02/2025
feels very bourgeois to wish our fascists at least weren't so tacky, but man they really give it their all
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dad @lesbijans.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
don't forget to leave out ungreased poles, gasoline, cars yearning for overturn, and fireworks for philadelphians tonight, go birds
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
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