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They Might Be Canine

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🔞--18+ pleabse--🔞 --age 21 and level 33-- --ask me about TMBG-- --aspiring artist-- --not binarie-- --mostly doggy-- --definite adhd-- --"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord-- --coffee flavored-- --read Discworld now.--

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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 6h
hrhraesgsdgasklhgdfsghnhghb AWOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
DumbassOrc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle
The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash
The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction
The orc wars were finally over
There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 8h
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 14h
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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Bubbinska @bubbinska.bsky.social · 10h
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 11h
we need more video games that look like impressionistic paintings and you still see the polygons and there's homosexual propaganda in it
Screenshot of "Life is Strange".Screenshot of "Disco Elysium".
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 16h
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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Moohud Kurzweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 12h
We taught an AI to fear god and created a machine that automates prayer, and La Cathedrale is SCARED. Here’s how we did it 🧵👇
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Juno Guinevere @felinehexes.bsky.social · 20h
the deadlock update is cool I wish the game didn't take 6000 hours to be slightly ok at it
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🔞 Noelle🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostigummi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Elevator's have always been awkward to me
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 11h
the fucking nerve. the fucking audacity. FUCKING GO AWAY.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/01/2025
Bumper sticker: 

"KEEP HONKING! I'm trapped in the BELLY of this horrible machine and the machine is BLEEDING to death!"

(It's from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor composition)
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sancho 🔆 @sanchomps.com · 11h
deadman walkin here ✹ #deadlock
Digital illustration of Deadman Danny from Deadlock. His exposed skeleton hand is on fire. Multiple hazard symbols are displayed on the right.
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 9h
youtube threw Birdhouse in Your Soul into a mix i was listening to and it opened into the biggest musical obsession i've ever had. still pissed abt it
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 28/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you talk about how homophobic chick-fil-a is to the average straight person they're like "wow that's messed up" and then they get chick-fil-a later cause mentioning it made them hungry for it.
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SODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026
⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
28 Sep 2026
Heathcliff, wearing a Greek military helmet and holding a spear, rolls up to the Elite Fish Market in a huge model of a fish on wheels, popping out from a small door on its back. Two employees watch him approach, and one says "The Trojan Tuna is back."
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wood glue and industrial staples
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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"A delayed game is eventually good, a rushed game is bad forever" - fake miyamoto quote "You have one year to make majora's mask" - real miyamoto quote
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Average Sized Human Mother @incyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kamuniak @kamuniak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy just casually lifted two fursuiters into his arms and hold them there. #EF30
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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Skybots10 @skybots10.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love it whenever comics have Hulk look like Bruce’s stand
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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it’s ya boi Nixo 🌈 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Screenshot of fake article cover titled “Tom Holland defends Spiderman: Brand New Day scene where Spiderman yells "Hey, check out this new power I discovered!" And then performs fellatio on himself to the point of orgasm, no webs shoot out or nothing just normal stuff and you see everything” with tom holland in a Spider-Man costume
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me sitting on a packed train freshly showered, wearing clean clothes and deodorant: fuuuck i hope i don't stink my fellow passenger beside me: chatgpt why does train car smell like flowers
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i like how in 184X the british royals were like "lets put our kid in a scaled down sailor outfit ohoho wont that be cute" but the portrait artist gave the kid too much damn aura and one thing led to another and so basically Sailor Moon has her iconic fit cuz of this child from 180 years ago
Portrait of Edward, Prince of Wales by Franz Xaver Winterhalter, with said prince standing with his back to a seaside cliff, hands in his pockets, looking about as baller as a 1800s child royal could, i think. whats the victorian word for that? Splendid? yeah he looks Splendid
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Koidial @koidial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bappy saturday!!! some outfit requests from tumblr :)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
m1nicpixieb1tch posting: "i dont think so???" after app says: "your plan: to lose 12.9kg in 13.0 weeks, you need to consume 4955 calories per day."

she later clarifes, stating on twitter: "nvm i accidentally told it i was 57 feet and 5 inches inside of 5 feet and 7.5 inches"
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One Minneapolis show left this Thursday!
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puzzylpiece @puzzylpiece.xyz · 27/09/2026
had 2 do this b4 the month was over lol crescent belongs to @spoookdook.bsky.social
austyn and crescent havin a lil chat
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Nathalie F @loopyyylupe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a delayed baby is eventually good, but a rushed baby is forever bad
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Keith, the No 10 North Cat | Parody @no-10-north.uk · 26/09/2026
Try @fizzyc0la on Instagram 🐾
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