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TRYING TO FIND A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK MORE LIKE TRYING TO FIND A PENIS IN A NUTSACK OUUAAAGHHHHHH GUHHHH GGGHHHH AAAAUGHHH AAAURRRUGGGHHHH UGGGHH GUGH GUGH OOOOAAAGH HOAGH HROAAAAGH

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 16h

There's ads for payday loan apps Is this a recession indicator

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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

I'm not sick anymore but when i wake up I still have a lingering deep cough and it sucks

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

I wish I still had enough spare money to regularly get art of my fat fuck with his dick out

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Dog Food @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

cool game

man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

Had a dream I was in a store that just sold various dips for chips in big tubs you had to scoop into containers with a ladle. There were tons and tons of those salad bar islands instead of shelving units and every tray was dip. Notably I found it revolting.

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 22h

Cute relationship dynamic

comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification

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Mot @marqosias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yesterday was @bsky.typh.zone's birthday!! :>

A bust illustration of Kasran the typhlosion

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I tried using Quinton reviews grumpy cat video as a sleep aid several times but the vibes on it are bad. I wake up to them talking about the grumpy cat comics and for some reason despite not being sick or sweaty I feel like I have heat stroke I dont know what's up with that

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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 30/09/2026

this fucking unit 🤤

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me when i thinks someone is gonna finger my buttfinger

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Stuart Kay Reilly @stuartkreilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whose relationship is this?

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay im gonna do real talk here on the food quality The chicken is okay but literally everything else is sub-mid Those are the shitty buns your bad family gets for the cookout cause they needed to buy them in bulk and they didn't care about the quality of the bread, they just needed buns.

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Learning Michael Tracy has only gotten worse is the least surprising thing ever.

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's the grossest Isaac item

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Drawn Together is the most French cartoon entirely produced in America for an American audience I will not elaborate

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those clips of Mike Rowe just phoning it in on home shopping network are the best things he's ever done, but it also shows how much of a fucking hypocrite he is. He paints himself as a hard working man who believes in doing your best but he's actually a podcast boy with no skills other than "talk"

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh....my penis is big....

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you talk about how homophobic chick-fil-a is to the average straight person they're like "wow that's messed up" and then they get chick-fil-a later cause mentioning it made them hungry for it.

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Noticed AI users have started using black-furred dogs in their slop videos because it's harder to distinguish warping or limbs swapping places if the dog is a blurry shadow when it moves

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bear in mind, all these assholes are members of a doomsday sex cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic book, to them it is perfectly normal to add "but what if a wizard" at any opportunity.

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Patches @rabbitpatches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When the meowth tf hits

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"A delayed game is eventually good, a rushed game is bad forever" - fake miyamoto quote "You have one year to make majora's mask" - real miyamoto quote

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Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss when special interest journalism was a viable career.

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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Wizardry, you are such a bastard of a game

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tiny lighter cusses

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Puddle of Mudd is really just shitty Pearl Jam aren't they

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When was someone gonna tell me the Biker Mice comic added a hot lady mouse with a gas powered war hammer?

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remembering that one time I was talking about Donald Glover at work after This is America came out and a coworker somehow thought I was talking about the elderly star of the Lethal Weapon films deciding to start a rap career.

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Im pissed off there are a bunch of fake jimothy accounts generating jimothy pics with AI, but none of them do it right because he has a very large connected black mark around both eyes and the AI assumes every raccoon has a split black mark so its always clearly not him.

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember how the recruited a ton of fash from the pick-up artist community because it turns out a lot of them weren't automatically getting hot women despite following the weird cargo cult hookup rules and they blamed that on women instead of themselves

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Egg Fuckup @lighter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you become a girl (new thing from internet) can you pee out your but

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide

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