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kathryn ⚽️ @awfcpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WE CONCEDE A BONKERS PENALTY AND YOU'RE BRINGING ON FUCKING FOORD????????

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Another night watching Arsenal. Another night spent screaming “for Christ’s sake just SHOOT!” at the TV.

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Normalise saying "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when other men are out of line.

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courtney @courtneyjoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when i said i didn’t want arsenal to blow the league in october again i didn’t mean we should blow it in september :(

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's three times now in this game that Arsenal players have had golden chances that got blocked because they took an extra touch. Mariona earlier, then Kelly and Foord just now. Just hit it first time! #awfc

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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You ever read a sentence that is so wrong on so many levels - factual and moral - that it’s just impossible to know where to start

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Many experts believe that hot dog costume sales amongst parents are becoming an epidemic.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cracking goal from the people's princess right there.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anything less than a comprehensive whoopin' from Arsenal tonight and I'm going full #SlegersOut I renewed my Disney+ subscription for this, don't make me regret it like I've regretted attending the last two home games. #AWFC

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How in the absolute shuddering fuck did we not win that game? #arsenal #awfc

Stats for “successful final third passes” for Arsenal v Palace. Arsenal 286, Palace 6.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Landed in Svalbard this afternoon. The real adventure is yet to come, but even just noodling around town it's a spectacular place.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Newcastle kit is an absolute crime. There is no aspect of its design which isn't hateful. #TheFootball

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How are they playing the WAFCON final in such similar coloured kits? It's a very confusing watch. #wafcon

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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Journalists today.

Hotdog guy 'we're all looking for the person who did this' meme

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Tarik Abou-Chadi @tabouchadi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It is a false distinction to see the atrocious attack in Berlin as something unique or exceptional. It is wrong to claim that it is an "attack on our free societies". It is a continuation of the practices of these societies. Only if we overcome these practices can we actually be safe.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don't mean to brag or anything, but I went to the garden centre today and bought one (1) plant. Sure, that might be one more than the zero I went in for, but it's also five fewer than last time I went to buy zero plants, so I'm calling it a win.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You actually can fight it. That is absolutely something you can do.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’d be really interested to see where the decision becomes 50:50 for people if the amounts were adjusted with the same ratios. My working theory is that it’s when the smaller number is somewhere near your annual pre-tax salary.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Anyone has ever said they don't enjoy women's football because "the quality is not as good as the men's game" should be forced to watch this match and recognise the fact that two teams playing like absolute clowns has made for one of the most entertaining games in recent memory.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This is just pure playground football where nobody gives a shit. It’s how the game truly ought to be played. I love it.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

As someone who doesn't have an enormous emotional investment in the England men's football team but watches them anyway... sometimes in sport you can play exactly as well as your opponents allow you to.

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/07/2026

lost my shit when he said this

mat damon (from spirit: stallion of the cimarron) in the odyssey saying "I don't want fop goddamn it I'm a dapper Dan man"

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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Look who has a photo they took on an actual billboard. It’s me. Delighted to support @mndassoc.bsky.social and also delighted to see my work printed in MASSIVE

A billboard for the MND Association. It says “MND might make my voice. But not before I gave the best man’s speech at my brother’s wedding”

The accompanying photography on the billboard is a truly exceptional image of a man giving a speech at a wedding. A true masterpiece.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

His last words were “to blave” (it means “to bluff”)

NYT headline reading “Mitch McConnell accused of being mostly dead”

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Turns out that if I go out to the pub to watch England play football and have one too many beers, then I get home and buy plants from the online garden centre. 18 border perennials (penstemon, salvia, & geraniums) planted this evening courtesy of England vs DR Congo.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Pleased that after a couple of weeks of fighting the extreme cognitive dissonance of starting to actually like Erling Haaland, he can now revert to his correct role as pantomime villain.

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Hattifattener @hattifattener.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Has anyone made any progress on the secret third thing yet?

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If Belgium have any interest in the banter timeline this penatly is going to be a Panenka.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Belgium might be going out of the World Cup, but their shirt is lovely.

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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

we can all agree, regardless of the quality, the expanded format is funnier

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Your lived experience of... being basically fine? Now imagine you have trans/queer/ethnic minority friends and/or just a basic shred of human empathy and try being furious on their behalf instead.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

If I were playing for England in this match then I would give some serious consideration to being better at football.

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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Took a few pictures at the Southern Athletics League in Finsbury Park yesterday.

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'd like to see retrospective bookings/bans for that kind of nonsense by Mac Allister. Rolling around on the floor for over a minute because of... checks replays... literally nothing. Should be a booking at least. #avlliv

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James Ingram @ingyingram.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It's time for Goldblum

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Lenny Martin @lennymartin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Buckle in lads, he's going to do nothing *even harder*

BBC Headline saying "Starmer to promise bolder action as leadership threats mount"

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