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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social @lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Always read the plaque" - Roman Mars
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Jacobo León @jacoboleon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
📊 Vince Carter lidera el ranking histórico de triples ganadores sobre la bocina. 👀 Me sorprende ver por ahí a Harrison Barnes, aunque ninguno de ellos fue en playoffs. LeBron: dos de dos. 📷: @hoopshypeofficial.bsky.social #NBA
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $8 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of American households is worth just $4.27 trillion. Read that back. Remember: Wealth can’t be separated from power. Power begets wealth and wealth begets power.
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social @lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social I enjoyed your visit to the Lowe post podcast to discuss your new book. I haven't checked out the new book yet. I enjoyed the last one about how to be perfect - almost there! Keep up the good work!
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Andrew Nelson @ninesnorth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FC Augsburg posted this on THEIR OWN Facebook page! 🤣 #Bundesliga
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lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social @lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you, Pablo. An absolute legend.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Commentator who hasn’t heard of the Harlem Globetrotters: “it’s been a very unusual game, and I’m afraid the refs have missed several key calls.”
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Average transfer fee paid for Premier League players this summer: • When another Premier League club buys them: €33.4m • When a European club buys them: €8.9m
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Parks and Rec theme is a nice touch
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Kevin Ault @kevinault.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Breaking news via the @exposmontreal.bsky.social - #BaseballSky.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Most beavers prefer trees, but Bradley has a more refined pallet.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a beaver standing next to a broken-up wooden pallet with one piece in his mouth
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 23/08/2026
Why would Trump end a program that saves you money by letting you file your taxes for free with the IRS? Maybe because TurboTax's parent company donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Call it out for what it is: corruption.
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stonemom.bsky.social @stonemom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Huh. I'm sure there's a perfectly simple explanation.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These posters just went up all over every courthouse in New York State, and, man, what an excellent policy.
Complete ban on smart glasses
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The CFTC is supposed to be made up of five commissioners, "appointed by the President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, to serve staggered five-year terms." No more than three of them may be from the same political party. Right now, it's just one guy.
cftc.gov
Chairman & Commissioners
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Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mRNA
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love this a
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/08/2026
Fox News graphic claims falsely that the average price of gas one year ago was $4.13, lower than it is right now. It was actually $3.14!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Way too early
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump just dismantled this so his blatant corruption and his cronies overseas can operate without consequences or detection. Organized crime is now legal and the US is open for exploitation by foreign and domestic criminals. Don’t expect Rubio to say a word.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Put my dude right here in the Patriot Games, wockaflockas!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
1. Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14 and has not been in the Senate for two months. But he's continued to get paid his salary of 174K/year. Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Weight makes a difference Original post
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Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A summer tradition unlike any other
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Honest☘️Larry @honestlarry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Minding my own business, watching Days of Our Lives, and who do I see? John Oliver!
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026
WHAT -- Rep. Lisa McClain totally makes shit up, claims "82% of women who got the vaccine in their first or second trimester had a miscarriage"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mentions I tracked on Fox News from 12 p.m. ET to 10 p.m. ET Fauci: 89 El-Sayed: 64 WNBA: 64 AOC: 59 Hong: 52 Sophie Cunningham: 34 Mamdani: 32 Hasan Piker: 29
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
good news i'm in the newspaper. bad news i need to talk to the editor of this headline
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
Ķ
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tarantino's PULP FICTION (1994) meets Edward Hopper's ‘Nighthawks’ (1942).
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lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social @lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pablo Torre's storytelling craft is impeccable. Love how he ties things together at the end. I also keep remembering how Mark Cuban voluntarily came on the show to defend Balmer, and totally humiliated himself. One can only hope maybe Balmer paid him with another secret side deal.
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Bryan Heal @bryanheal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If the league wanted a proper investigation, they really outta give Pablo some of that Wachtell Lipton money!
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lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social @lemichaelcapricorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pablo Torre is an absolute gem. A modern day Ida Tarbell. Beautiful muckraking journalism. Who will rise up to be the Teddy Roosevelt to his Ida Tarbell and make/enforce rules and laws to make a more fair and honest world?
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
zero sympathy for anyone involved but it is so typical that his anger is that she didn’t lie *enough*
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Lori 💙🧡 Knicks in 5 🏆🗽 @nylori.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Coming to NYC restaurants Knicks in 5 #KnicksSky
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