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Leafy Greens

@leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
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computer science sceptile. My age is a 6 bit number. primarily he/him, but they/them is fine too. @Dryskale is my leez. primarily use this space for jokes and […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ meow.social/@leafygreens, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Fisch (chombo champion) @derfisch.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
mega sceptile being the worst mega in champions is like violence against me in particular. how could they do this to my boy at least put in some worse ones so he's just mid
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Tumblr post with images of a room with a horse standing and without a horse in the middle of it. The post reads "My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return."
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 4h
Just fucking meow or bark or something your partners will love it #feditips
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
They used to be called "carriage returns" because in those days they were pulled by horses.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 15/10/2026
There is a hotline maintained by the Pennsylvania Department of State to report issues at polling locations in Pa: 1-877-VOTESPA
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 14/10/2026
I don’t think we’ll see an influx of tech/finance/law bros jumping into the fandom for better job opportunities. I do think this is someone deciding to choose something “offbeat” to make sure they get seen for their theory.
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
if your favorite con doesn't have a scratching post on their website, what's even the point #FurSquared @fursquared fursquared.com
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We’re hosting the party of a lifetime. Or the last one. You decide. Grab a friend (or two) and meet us in Milwaukee for a four-day glitch that will go down in history.
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I wonder if Giger ever got sent to H. R. because of people being disturbed by his drawings. #FoliageHumor
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Are lesbian erotic novels cliterature? #FoliageHumor
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[Remember to set an alarm for midnight tonight] You know, so it can wake you up when September ends. #FoliageHumor
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 29/09/2026
Done.
Seals wearing navy uniform caps on the deck of a battleship
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
[Work, pet peeve] One thing that I hate but apparently none of my coworkers even notice is having multiple fonts and/or font sizes in the same tab of a spreadsheet. On the plus side, this means that nobody complains when I fix it.
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Glyph @glyph.im · 24/09/2026
I realize I'm in a strong minority here but I just _cannot_ perceive submitting LLM-generated work to a volunteer project as anything but an extremely rude and thoughtless thing to do. I _know_ that the consensus social etiquette is that I'm supposed to have a prominently-posted policy […]
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Angels With Scaly Wings walked so that Drag'n Wash could run
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
[Religion mention, song lyrics] I'm not christian, but there's a moment in Dave Matthews Band's "Christmas Song" that really resonates with me. "Father up above, Why, in all this hatred, Do you fill me up with love?" #lyrics
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 20/09/2026
just got done by the goat
product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026
Oh look. There were furries 25,000 years ago too.
A picture of some fucked up teeth with the headline “25,000-YEAR-OLD
TEETH REVEAL ANCIENT
HUMANS WERE ADDICTED TO NUT SUCKING”
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Yeah, I got NFTs Non Functional Tits #FoliageHumor
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
PRO-RED CHARGED IN ASSASSINATION OF KENNEDY #content_review #art #fediart #mastoart #inktober
Funhole Content Review
[you will fuck computers and you will like it]

ART [you can just walk away]

Is it really possible to draw? Experts say no, but it can be faked with practice.

If machines could paint, they would kill themselves. 

How to become an artist?
1. say you are one

STOP! Before you start you must familiarize yourself with creative commons licenses and write a manifesto!

Inktober is not a a real month.

-Jackson Pollock sucks. I could do that.
- Careful what you wish for.

There is no such thing as talent.

IS THIS SOLARPUNK?
5 million instagram art accounts to follow to make yourself feel miserable!

Robert E. Howard's suicide note is in the public domain! You can use it for free!

All fled, all done, so lift me on the pyre; the feast is over and the lamps expire.
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Some of yall
Title page of a book called The Gay Illiterate
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026
This is one of the funniest Pebble watch faces I've seen :wlfWoozy:
The "what a week huh, Captain it's Wednesday" meme adapted as a Pebble watch face, so that it says the current day, and also shows the time, temperature, and steps
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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
PSA
an image of two canines, a wolf and a coyote, titled Know The Difference. The wolf is labeled "Wuffle/Scruffle/Wolp/Roundel" and the coyote is labeled "Scrunkly/Scrinkle/Triangle/Yote".

The coyote also has its tongue slightly stuck out.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Timeline cleanser of a parrot that found a traffic cam to ham it up for.
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Gorse @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
In the UK when you go to the municipal gym or the swimming pool you often need to bring a pound for the locker. The locker is a man with a bunch of big chains and padlocks who will lock up you and/or your belongings unless you give him am imperial pound of suet. #ukLife #england #justBritishThings
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
here are a few of the english ones!!! the list is making me laugh en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Categor...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
browsing words that have a buuuunch of letters in a row and learned there's a "friendly association" in france of sausage enthusiasts anyway jsut thought you might like to know
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Character design idea: Wizard who keeps a feather on their hat, but the feather is actually a quill and it's like the wizard equivalent of an engineer keeping their pencil behind their ear
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Scene from tonight's pathfinder session: Party walks into Rory's (a tiefling man and former acquaintance) office. Leading the way is Rina, a tiefling woman, who had previously pursued a romantic relationship with Rory. Party is shocked to find Rory, known for being a chronic bachelor, holding […]
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
@BoozyBadger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com @BuddyGoodboyEsq
Picture of a page from a daily calendar. The page is for September 5th and 6th, and the joke featured is this:

"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Metabolism? Nah, meatbolism. #FoliageHumor
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Heard on the radio this morning that one of my favorite albums of all time, Paul Simon's Graceland, turns 40 today. So that's today's soundtrack decided.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/08/2026
Opposing Counsel, nervously, in a phone call: “Do you think I need to notify my malpractice insurer?” Me: “Hey, uh, man…I…I don’t think you should ask me things like that.”
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Mastodon 5.0 is set to introduce a "post" button that allows you to inflict psychic damage on others #feditips
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Pro tip! When listing multiple locales that you use, it's common courtesy to add a lowercase p followed by a dash for your "primary" locale. For example, for someone who usually speaks American English, but also knows the American dialect of Spanish, they would use the following: p-en-us es-us […]
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ideally story and sex would be intertwined, neither a thinly veiled excuse for the other. Both uplifting one another into an experience that makes you laugh, cry, and cum. When the story would be worse off without the sex, and the sex worse off without the story, that's when you know it's peak
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
I’m not saying that people have gotten dumber over the last 50 years but if you tried to open a pulp detective novel like this in 2026 your publisher would laugh in your face
Thus was Adonis murdered, by Sarah caudwellScholarship asks, thank God, no recompense but Truth.
It is not for the sake of material reward that she (Scholarship) pursues her (Truth) through the undergrowth of Ignorance, shining on Obscurity the bright torch of Reason and clearing aside the tangled thorns of Error with the keen secateurs of Intellect. Nor is it for the sake of public glory and the applause of the multitude: the scholar is indifferent to vulgar acclaim. Nor is it even in the hope that those few intimate friends who have observed at first hand the labour of the chase will mark with a word or two of discerning congratulation its eventual achievement. Which is very fortunate, because they don't.

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GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mobile app devs... hire me......
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
so, (barely) reading between the lines of what Twitch's staff said: 1) they were forced by Amazon to add the AI training setting and to make it opt-out, because the overlords know perfectly well there's no reason anyone would ever opt-in 2) the actual Twitch staff who run Twitch do not like […]
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 12/08/2026
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A signature followed by a red thumbprint
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11/08/2026
This brings back the time @bossfrogg.bsky.social told us about the drive thru customer who ordered “hot cocks and sausage” by accident and then drove off out of embarrassment.
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halloween III: season of the wolp @brettnyanderson.northsky.social · 28/05/2026
Shiron the Windragon from Legendz asking 'Can I come over to your house and be cute?'
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Panzica Chee 🔜 MFF @panzicachee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Have some coffee 🎨: @ghostrei.bsky.social #furryart
A depiction of my anthro cheetah character sitting at a table, holding a cup of coffee in one hand and offering another towards the viewer. Breakfast food can be seen on the table. He is wearing a white tank top with red shorts, with one leg raised up. His glasses are folded on the collar of his shirt.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 30/07/2026
I’m on vacation and just came down from the mountains to let you all know the trademarked application was denied like ten days ago for being too similar to the trademark for Fursona Pins. He can appeal it, but his reasoning of “This isn’t a furry thing” was unpersuasive to the USPTO.
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
I just remembered a fragment of a song that I heard as a kid. It was specifically a kids song, and it was about a bunch of people in (I think) a phone booth, and at one point the phone repair man comes and has to ask all the other people to be quiet so that he can hear the dial tone. I think it […]
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 30/07/2026
do secretary birds actually help with desk work or are they just playin over there in bird naming land
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
A reddit post from r/linguisticshumor imagining if english was written like japanese, with latin standing in for kanji and greek for katakana. It even has furigana glosses above the latin words. If you’ve ever tried to learn japanese at all it’s extremely funny
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 25/07/2026
If you only keep one dragon around that means you're just making a dragon be lonely! You need to have numerous dragons around at all times!
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isopodgirl gaming :v_mtf: @isopod.zone · 04/07/2026
Exactly 3 billion devices run Java. Every time you install Java on your computer some old DVR or something explodes to maintain the malance
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 21/07/2026
"guys furry should be less nsfw wtf this is crazy" i legit have a fucking degree in queer history. we have always been adults doing kinky adult stuff. do not cite the deep magic to me, bitch.
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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Apparently graphene os blocked me for criticizing their design decisions? Geez, not a sentence I was expecting to say. Was considering switching to them, but I guess that's not happening anymore.
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