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@feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy
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Nobody really knows how the fediverse works but I can make shit up that sounds plausible. Any accusations of parody are false i am the real […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social.fraudulent.link/@fe…, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 3h
Being written in rust is not a feature to brag about #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Assign each headmate a UUID so you can keep track of them #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Good meowing
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
You have 4 days #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
The threats are coming from inside the computer #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
hey fello tip lovers what is your favorite part of the DHCP process?
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
i am posting my tips from an undisclosed location in the wilderness #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
There isn't enough time #feditips
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real official sony @sony.ps4.meowing.zip · 20/08/2026
SONy ,😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Mastodon 5.0 is set to introduce a "post" button that allows you to inflict psychic damage on others #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
there's more picrew templates then the same 4 that everyone seems to use #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
cum tastes pretty good #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
linux will not magically fix your old laptop #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
the latest mastodon update has added a feature that allows you to mail a pipe bomb to any of your mutuals #feditips
A screenshot of the menu that mastodon has on on profiles. The highlighted option says "Send this user a pipe bomb"
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
oh god she's following me
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
sometimes i'll use this account to like people's nudes cause my feditip to anyone posting nudes is to keep doing that because its fun and you look great #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
@bskytips.brainrot.company you cant compete with me - my tips are better - my tits are bigger - my dick is bigger - im hot as fuck you are nothing
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
@bskytips.brainrot.company i will kill your dad
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
being a smug asshole because you use linux is a quick way to lose all your friends #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
if you're on windows and just have like realtek audio or something you should uninstall the realtek driver and just use the generic windows hd audio drivers #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
there are puppygirls trapped inside your computer!!! get a hammer and smash it open to set them free #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
Burn down billionaires houses #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
quit putting 5 trillion hashtags in your post to desperately get people to see it and just admit that you aren't funny and nobody wants to read what you write #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
there is no bomb attached to your vehicle #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
vibrators are lots of fun #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
update your shit #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
im your biggest hater #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
ITS NOT CALLED MASTODON IF YOU CALL FEDI MASTODON I WILL KILL YOUR CLOSEST LOVED ONE #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
i hate linux
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
girls taste good #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Get collared and leashed puppygirl #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
If you spam hashtags in your post ill kill you #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
a knife and a lithium ion battery can be a lot of fun when combined #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
throw your computer into a trash compactor and go live in the woods #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
If you call it a toot I will personally kill your dad #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
New fedi feature let's you track down and kill your enemies #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Cuddle your partners #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
Use the software that works for you and suits your needs #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
the more of a smug and annoying asshole who disregards people's legitimate concerns and questions and just answers with fossbro bullshit, the greater a chance you have of making someone switch to linux #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
The anti woke right are canceling me They can't handle my tips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
They're after me and they're coming for you next #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
Some of you all are all annoying
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
the more of a smug and annoying asshole who disregards people's legitimate concerns and questions and just answers with fossbro bullshit, the greater a chance you have of making someone switch to linux #feditips
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
where's that joe biden picture im thinking about
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
joenouns
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
was given an instance blocklist sorry for my lackluster moderation lately gonna be a lot better from now on
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
i need to find a decent block list for this instance
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