Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 1hCutle is celebrating German unity day in arguably a pretty bad way :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 02/10/2026I love having all day meetings. It's my favourite activity :wlfFlat: 010
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 01/10/2026I can't believe it They actually fixed their peering problem :wlfAlert: 100
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 01/10/2026Today is world postcard day :wlfAlert: Time to do some Postcrossing :wlfBlep: 020
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 30/09/2026Yesterday: 7.5 hours of sleep, felt tired all day Today: 6.5 hours of sleep, feeling perfectly fine Sleep tracking makes no sense :wlfWoozy: 100
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 29/09/2026Ah yes, I love it when my luggage scale has anto off and can measure temperature :wlfWoozy: 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 29/09/2026Working? During work hours? It's less likely than you think 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 28/09/2026It would be nice if push notification apps would support UnifiedPush. So for example, you wouldn't have to set up an ntfy server, and have 2 apps for UnifiedPush, and could just use your existing UnifiedPush server 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 28/09/2026Another episode of "doggo on the metro" This doggo looks very eepy :wlfWoozy: 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 27/09/2026So this Cloudflare issue has been open for a month now Cool :wlfWoozy: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/…cloudflarestatus.comIncorrect geo location for some Cloudflare WARP usersWe are continuing to work on a fix for this issue. 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 26/09/2026Fun fact: the biggest malfunction in computers is usually between the keyboard and the chair :wlfBlep: 010
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 25/09/2026I wish human bodies had debug codes, like how computers have beep codes. So you can just get a manual that says "if you cough 3 times and fart 1 time, you have a cold, but if you cough 3 times and fart 2 times, you have pneumonia" 111
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 25/09/2026Oh god literally all my packages arrived today at the same time I need to pick up like 4 different packidgs :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 24/09/2026I woke up today fully convinced it's Friday, and then it turns out it's Thursday, and I'm like :wlfWoozy: 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 22/09/2026Currently waiting for 4 different pakidgs, all arriving soon :wlfLurk: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 22/09/2026So I was considering buying new earbuds, cuz my left one was really muffled. I thought it's the new earplug, but I double checked, and it's a hardware issue. So I did a quick search, and turns out I just have to remove the speaker grill and clean it :wlfAlert: But I kept poking at it, and […]furry.engineerOriginal post on furry.engineer 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 21/09/2026So I rushed my food, rushed to the subway, barely caught my connecting bus, and so I was like "yay, I'll be on time for the morning meeting" :wlf: And then I check my work phone and the meeting is cancelled :wlfWoozy: Fml :wlfFlat: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 20/09/2026Help my boyf is converting my toots into the Burger King logo 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 19/09/2026Phone: no updates available, checked 3 hours ago Me: check updates Phone: GOOD NEWS, WE GOT UPDATES Every. Single. Time. :wlfFlat: 002
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 19/09/2026Me: wow I have so many things to do My brain: you should go sleep Me: ...why? My brain: :wlfFlat: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 17/09/2026If I was a suspiciously wealthy furry, I'd buy a common mark certificate just so I can have my sona's pic show up in emails :wlfWoozy: 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 17/09/2026How to immediately improve the quality of image searches: Exclude pinterest from the results :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 16/09/2026[eupol] Imagine a world where Britain is not a member of the EU, but Canada is :wlfWoozy: 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 16/09/2026RE: furry.engineer/@Gauss/1172656557534… I'd say that this toot left my audience, but that would imply I have an audience to begin with :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 15/09/2026I didn't know that when I clear all my notifications, I get this message, cuz I basically never see it :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 14/09/2026"My pancake batter became a non-newtonian fluid" - @FrankoFox 2026 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026This is one of the funniest Pebble watch faces I've seen :wlfWoozy: 14837
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026Time to go to the local con :wlfAlert: If only I wasn't so sbeeby :wlfFlat: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 12/09/2026RE: furry.engineer/@Gauss/1172462077057… I have just found out that these are just Kelly's chips straight from a bag and I don't know how to feel about that :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 12/09/2026Hmmmm, I'm feeling really tired today, wonder how I slept _checks watch_ ...oh :wlfWoozy: 100
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 09/09/2026When you think about it, the government is just a subscription service 000
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 08/09/2026Excuse me wikiHow, but how tf does "Print to PDF" cost 3 dollars :wlfWoozy: 000
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 07/09/2026How I do pomodoro at work: 5 minute work period 7 hour and 55 minute rest period 001
Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 06/09/2026Went to a cosplay event and someone was straight up dressed as a mop :wlfWoozy: 000