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{ "he": true, "taken": true, "straight": false, "age": 25, "country": "HU", "sfw": "95%, NOT for minors", "species": "wolp", "occupation": "SW dev", "hobby": "fluffy pics" } 🌉 bridged from ⁂ furry.engineer/@Gauss, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 1h
Cutle is celebrating German unity day in arguably a pretty bad way :wlfWoozy:
The game called Cutle, showing a shape of Germany, with the subtitle "Cut the shape perfectly in half"
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13h
He post on my cross til I deliver
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 02/10/2026
I love having all day meetings. It's my favourite activity :wlfFlat:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 01/10/2026
I can't believe it They actually fixed their peering problem :wlfAlert:
Blog post from Telekom titled "Cloudflare and Destuche Telekom join forces for a secure and resilient internet"
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 01/10/2026
Today is world postcard day :wlfAlert: Time to do some Postcrossing :wlfBlep:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 30/09/2026
Yesterday: 7.5 hours of sleep, felt tired all day Today: 6.5 hours of sleep, feeling perfectly fine Sleep tracking makes no sense :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, I love it when my luggage scale has anto off and can measure temperature :wlfWoozy:
Handheld scale for weighing luggage. The product image specifies it's 4 main features: extreme accuracy, bright display, "anto off", and temperature sensor
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 29/09/2026
Working? During work hours? It's less likely than you think
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 28/09/2026
It would be nice if push notification apps would support UnifiedPush. So for example, you wouldn't have to set up an ntfy server, and have 2 apps for UnifiedPush, and could just use your existing UnifiedPush server
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 28/09/2026
Another episode of "doggo on the metro" This doggo looks very eepy :wlfWoozy:
Doggo on the metro, lying down and looking sleepy
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 27/09/2026
So this Cloudflare issue has been open for a month now Cool :wlfWoozy: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/…
cloudflarestatus.com
Incorrect geo location for some Cloudflare WARP users
We are continuing to work on a fix for this issue.
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 26/09/2026
Fun fact: the biggest malfunction in computers is usually between the keyboard and the chair :wlfBlep:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 26/09/2026
Found this trash can in... Budapest? :wlfWoozy:
Trash bin in Budapest with the label "Flughaufen Berlin Brandenburg" indicating this is from the Berlin Brandenburg airport
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 25/09/2026
I wish human bodies had debug codes, like how computers have beep codes. So you can just get a manual that says "if you cough 3 times and fart 1 time, you have a cold, but if you cough 3 times and fart 2 times, you have pneumonia"
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 25/09/2026
Oh god literally all my packages arrived today at the same time I need to pick up like 4 different packidgs :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 24/09/2026
Seems like window 1 is doing all the work :wlfWoozy:
Display for calling in customers at a post office. Everyone listed to go to window 1 (there were like 5 windows open)
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 24/09/2026
I woke up today fully convinced it's Friday, and then it turns out it's Thursday, and I'm like :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 23/09/2026
2 of my pakidgs arrived at the same time today :wlfBlep:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 23/09/2026
They stole the escalator Can't have shit in Budapest
Escalator removed and closed off likely for repairs at a metro station
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 22/09/2026
Currently waiting for 4 different pakidgs, all arriving soon :wlfLurk:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 22/09/2026
So I was considering buying new earbuds, cuz my left one was really muffled. I thought it's the new earplug, but I double checked, and it's a hardware issue. So I did a quick search, and turns out I just have to remove the speaker grill and clean it :wlfAlert: But I kept poking at it, and […]
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Original post on furry.engineer
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 21/09/2026
Ow my knee is itchy Thank you awfully convenient zipper
Man unzipping his pants at the knee level. It is supposed to demonstrate how the pants can be converted to shorts.
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 21/09/2026
So I rushed my food, rushed to the subway, barely caught my connecting bus, and so I was like "yay, I'll be on time for the morning meeting" :wlf: And then I check my work phone and the meeting is cancelled :wlfWoozy: Fml :wlfFlat:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 20/09/2026
Help my boyf is converting my toots into the Burger King logo
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 20/09/2026
Wh- why is the light so bent :wlfWoozy:
Lamp at a pedestrian crossing. The red light is facing in the correct direction, towards the crosswalk. But the green light is turned to the left, and it is barely visible that it is currently illuminated.
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 19/09/2026
Phone: no updates available, checked 3 hours ago Me: check updates Phone: GOOD NEWS, WE GOT UPDATES Every. Single. Time. :wlfFlat:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 19/09/2026
Me: wow I have so many things to do My brain: you should go sleep Me: ...why? My brain: :wlfFlat:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 18/09/2026
Me today :wlfFlat: (pic from NYWolf)
Wolf lying in leaves and sleeping
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 17/09/2026
If I was a suspiciously wealthy furry, I'd buy a common mark certificate just so I can have my sona's pic show up in emails :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 17/09/2026
How to immediately improve the quality of image searches: Exclude pinterest from the results :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 16/09/2026
[eupol] Imagine a world where Britain is not a member of the EU, but Canada is :wlfWoozy:
News article titled "EU chief Ursula von der Legyen wants Canada to become the bloc's 1st associate member"
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 16/09/2026
RE: furry.engineer/@Gauss/1172656557534… I'd say that this toot left my audience, but that would imply I have an audience to begin with :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 15/09/2026
Oh, you're into security? Name every CVE
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 15/09/2026
I didn't know that when I clear all my notifications, I get this message, cuz I basically never see it :wlfWoozy:
Android notifications drawer, showing a trophy and saying "You're all caught up", since there are no notifications
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 14/09/2026
"My pancake batter became a non-newtonian fluid" - @FrankoFox 2026
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 14/09/2026
[slightly nsfw] F.B.I. (Furry Bondage Inspector)
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026
This is one of the funniest Pebble watch faces I've seen :wlfWoozy:
The "what a week huh, Captain it's Wednesday" meme adapted as a Pebble watch face, so that it says the current day, and also shows the time, temperature, and steps
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 13/09/2026
Time to go to the local con :wlfAlert: If only I wasn't so sbeeby :wlfFlat:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 12/09/2026
RE: furry.engineer/@Gauss/1172462077057… I have just found out that these are just Kelly's chips straight from a bag and I don't know how to feel about that :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 12/09/2026
Hmmmm, I'm feeling really tired today, wonder how I slept _checks watch_ ...oh :wlfWoozy:
Total sleep of 1 hour and 29 minutes. Typical sleep is 5 hours and 49 minutes.
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 11/09/2026
I'm gonna miss the boyf so much :wlfCry:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 11/09/2026
Help the boyf has trapped me in a cuddle
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 10/09/2026
ÖBB lounge has straight up nachos :wlfAlert:
A bowl of nachos at an ÖBB lounge, with a spoon for scooping
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 09/09/2026
When you think about it, the government is just a subscription service
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 09/09/2026
~~Dory,~~ ~~Diory,~~ Dear Diory, Bich
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Luna Dragofelis ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️🐱 @lunadragofelis.void.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
#Anthropic #Anthro #Furry #meme
A Drake meme. Drake dislikes Anthropic (Slop company) and likes Anthro pics (furry art).
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 08/09/2026
Excuse me wikiHow, but how tf does "Print to PDF" cost 3 dollars :wlfWoozy:
"Save your favourite articles. Pick an option below to download PDF versions of wikiHow articles so you can save, print, and share them easily!"

The first option is "One-time purchase. Download for $2.99 no recurring charges. Download the PDF version of only this article."
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 07/09/2026
How I do pomodoro at work: 5 minute work period 7 hour and 55 minute rest period
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 07/09/2026
Is 2.5 hours of sleep enough :wlfWoozy:
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Gauss :wlf: @fedi.gauss.gay · 06/09/2026
Went to a cosplay event and someone was straight up dressed as a mop :wlfWoozy:
A person dressed as the head of a mop at a cosplay event
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