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Gorse / Talking honse-sense

@stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
What song would you play on ocarina to try and befriend me?
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h
the ponie
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19h
One day in the far future nobody will be interested in being a furry and "fursuit building" will be added to the red list of endangered heritage crafts
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[When you're agender and you've got a grudge against the socialist workers party, thats] None binary with left beef
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
ProNouns
Screenshot of a website form field labelled "ProNouns", with the letter N capitalised.
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Kai @gnarly-parker.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
🐜⚔️🏇🏼 "Not Now, Giant Mutant Ant Apocalypse" was released at the @deadline_demoparty Oldschool Graphics competition (2nd place) #Amiga #Demoscene #PixelArt
Fantasy pixel art piece showing an armored horseman facing two giant ants in the mountains while two other persons on foot try to escape the monsters.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Ah another great Friday of being a horse!
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Getting turned into a New Forest pig for pannage, oink oink
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Your telling me this protocol transfers text about hypers?
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
It's flocktober gimme that rubber sheep tf juice
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Neigh, neigh! #neigh
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Creatures...keep on creaching
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Transformed for wife, transformed for life
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Look at this donkey with a bagpipe from the game Pentinent. God I wish that were me.
Screenshot from a video game showing part of a book page featuring mediaeval style illustrations. One is a grey anthropomorphic donkey in a red tunic holding a kind of bagpipe instrument.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Cat has never been fed Therefore A cat must scream loudly for food right now
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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I have been writing this post about the economics of open source, on and off, for 13 years. I wasn't expecting to end up at "Microsoft should send corporations a huge bill" but nothing else we've tried has worked. seldo.com/posts/nobody-pays-for-ope…
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Protip: don't teach your cat about blanket forts if you don't want to have to make one every day for the rest of your life
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
You know what? Fuck you *Removes your alpha channel*
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Any birds out there want to use strands of my mane or tail for nesting material?
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Lads it's Monday and I'm tired of the week already
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Would you like your forks to have an impractically large number of prongs? Yes, a thousand tines yes
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
I have never towed a barge but I did get the chance to push one along inside a tunnel with my legs yesterday, which was very satisfying for the horse in me
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Did you hear then rumour about gorse the horse? I heard it uses it/its pronouns for itself.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
😣🤚 pony play 😏👉 Horse LARP
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Creatures, who's an ethical DNS provider these days? UK or European ideally
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Creatures, who's an ethical DNS provider these days? UK or European ideally
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
the ponie
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Medieval Illumination @medieval-illuminations.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Horse musician. book of hours, Flanders ca. 1300. Cambridge, Trinity College B.11.22, fol. 185v. #medieval #MedievalArt
Horse musician. book of hours, Flanders ca. 1300. Cambridge, Trinity College B.11.22, fol. 185v.
#medieval #MedievalArt
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Ponyta Pokémon has a lot in common with me irl: - both have red hair - horse
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
The neighbour's horses know the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. (Our veggie garden is also right there... hopefully these gigantic horses that look like they could just nudge the fenceposts and break them stay happy with their grass!)
3 enormous brown Clydesdale horses with white faces, leaning over a barbed wire fence to eat the taller bright green grass on our side of the fence.  They don't eve have to put any effort in, they are so big they are most of the way over the top of the fence.  The sky above is cloudy and the horses' manes are blowing dramatically in the wind.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
Straight man at the gay venue last night "i don't think people here like me, why do you think they don't like me? Btw are you two fucking?"
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Paul @paul.hades.town · 15/07/2026
Looks like Microsoft is building a data centre in the #Leeds area, at Skelton Grange. There's a campaign group against it: noleedsdatacentre.wordpress.com Their site has some recommended actions & petitions and links to their Insta/YT accounts.
noleedsdatacentre.wordpress.com
noleedsdatacentre
Say No To Leeds Data Centre
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
That horsey urge to rebuild your blog from scratch
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
*rigs up a children's farmyard animal noise toy to a transformation ray gun and stands in the path of the beam*
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
What if I made a skeleton horse costume for Christmas
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
What happens if I ring this bell?
Photo of a brass hand bell, small enough to be rung by picking it up with the fingers of one hand, the handle of which is a brass carousel unicorn with a helical carousel pole through it and attaching it to the bell at the bottom.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
In the UK when you go to the municipal gym or the swimming pool you often need to bring a pound for the locker. The locker is a man with a bunch of big chains and padlocks who will lock up you and/or your belongings unless you give him am imperial pound of suet. #ukLife #england #justBritishThings
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Medieval Illumination @medieval-illuminations.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026
God creating the animals. ‘The Taymouth Hours’, England 14th century. British Library, Yates Thompson 13, fol. 18r. #medieval #MedievalArt
God creating the animals. ‘The Taymouth Hours’, England 14th century. British Library, Yates Thompson 13, fol. 18r.
#medieval #MedievalArt
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
Found a haunted fairground museum, might finally realise my dream of being turned into a carousel horse
Landscape photo of a ballroom dancefloor and stage. On stage is a Wurlitzer organ with a giant teddy bear sat at it, with six carousel horses behind it. Another Wurlitzer is off stage to the right with red and gold chairs and large circular tables on the carpeted floor to the left. The stage is lit with blue/purple lightning.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
More than half the time I have no idea what you lot are talking about. Like, what the hell is a "video game"?
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Some assassin cunt was shooting me with a longbow, I got impaled like 4 times before my goblin friend went and scared him off. Good job I have loads of HP. #dnd
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
I wish I was a little bit gayer I wish I was a brayer I wish I hauled a cart on a farm I would stay there
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
.... hooves.......
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
Rumours now coming in that influential fandom celebrity gorse_horse has been disappeared at DisneyLand WestYorkshire after leaving the PinocchioCoaster carriage to attempt to drink all of the beer at the Pleasure Island diorama stage. He was last seen being taken to the interrogation room by […]
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
Hearing reports now that respected artist transformation_husky123 has been detained during the Shipton Abbot Furs' summer trip to Nintendo PokémonWorld Devon, for allegedly breaking into the cast-only area and supergluing himself into a Rattata costume. Friends and family are begging him to […]
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
Currently hearing reports that our friend xoxVoreFox69, beloved member of the local commmunity, has been devoured by a capybara during a visit to ZSL London Zoo. Just trying to establish the circumstances around this tragic event.
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Paul @paul.hades.town · 11/05/2026
It is sayed that man shal yet fashon a macheine by which he may cast broadly his vexations thru the knowne lands, that the mindes of his kin and others may help his problemes solve. Yet if the mesage returned bear the avatar of a pale man, the answere within shale be cursed; and yet if the […]
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
We must imagine Sisyphus as horny. We must imagine that pushing a big boulder is his kink.
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
A man shouted at me and then headbutted me (the man is my cat)
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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
[Public sex (-)] "wah wah you shouldn't do kink at pride" yeah well I don't think you should have straight people doing oral on a public footpath in the woods but guess what I saw this afternoon
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