Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 2hWhat song would you play on ocarina to try and befriend me? 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19hOne day in the far future nobody will be interested in being a furry and "fursuit building" will be added to the red list of endangered heritage crafts 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026[When you're agender and you've got a grudge against the socialist workers party, thats] None binary with left beef 000
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseKai @gnarly-parker.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026🐜⚔️🏇🏼 "Not Now, Giant Mutant Ant Apocalypse" was released at the @deadline_demoparty Oldschool Graphics competition (2nd place) #Amiga #Demoscene #PixelArt 158
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Ah another great Friday of being a horse! 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Getting turned into a New Forest pig for pannage, oink oink 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Your telling me this protocol transfers text about hypers? 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026It's flocktober gimme that rubber sheep tf juice 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Creatures...keep on creaching 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Transformed for wife, transformed for life 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Look at this donkey with a bagpipe from the game Pentinent. God I wish that were me. 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Cat has never been fed Therefore A cat must scream loudly for food right now 001
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseLaurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026I have been writing this post about the economics of open source, on and off, for 13 years. I wasn't expecting to end up at "Microsoft should send corporations a huge bill" but nothing else we've tried has worked. seldo.com/posts/nobody-pays-for-ope… 003
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026Protip: don't teach your cat about blanket forts if you don't want to have to make one every day for the rest of your life 111
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026You know what? Fuck you *Removes your alpha channel* 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026Any birds out there want to use strands of my mane or tail for nesting material? 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026Lads it's Monday and I'm tired of the week already 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Would you like your forks to have an impractically large number of prongs? Yes, a thousand tines yes 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026I have never towed a barge but I did get the chance to push one along inside a tunnel with my legs yesterday, which was very satisfying for the horse in me 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026Did you hear then rumour about gorse the horse? I heard it uses it/its pronouns for itself. 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026😣🤚 pony play 😏👉 Horse LARP 010
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseGorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026Creatures, who's an ethical DNS provider these days? UK or European ideally 001
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026Creatures, who's an ethical DNS provider these days? UK or European ideally 001
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseMedieval Illumination @medieval-illuminations.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026Horse musician. book of hours, Flanders ca. 1300. Cambridge, Trinity College B.11.22, fol. 185v. #medieval #MedievalArt 16538
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026Ponyta Pokémon has a lot in common with me irl: - both have red hair - horse 001
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseProf. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026The neighbour's horses know the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. (Our veggie garden is also right there... hopefully these gigantic horses that look like they could just nudge the fenceposts and break them stay happy with their grass!) 0518
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026Straight man at the gay venue last night "i don't think people here like me, why do you think they don't like me? Btw are you two fucking?" 010
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-sensePaul @paul.hades.town · 15/07/2026Looks like Microsoft is building a data centre in the #Leeds area, at Skelton Grange. There's a campaign group against it: noleedsdatacentre.wordpress.com Their site has some recommended actions & petitions and links to their Insta/YT accounts.noleedsdatacentre.wordpress.comnoleedsdatacentreSay No To Leeds Data Centre 007
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026That horsey urge to rebuild your blog from scratch 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026*rigs up a children's farmyard animal noise toy to a transformation ray gun and stands in the path of the beam* 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026What if I made a skeleton horse costume for Christmas 100
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026What happens if I ring this bell? 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026In the UK when you go to the municipal gym or the swimming pool you often need to bring a pound for the locker. The locker is a man with a bunch of big chains and padlocks who will lock up you and/or your belongings unless you give him am imperial pound of suet. #ukLife #england #justBritishThings 020
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-senseMedieval Illumination @medieval-illuminations.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026God creating the animals. ‘The Taymouth Hours’, England 14th century. British Library, Yates Thompson 13, fol. 18r. #medieval #MedievalArt 04714
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026Found a haunted fairground museum, might finally realise my dream of being turned into a carousel horse 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026More than half the time I have no idea what you lot are talking about. Like, what the hell is a "video game"? 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026Some assassin cunt was shooting me with a longbow, I got impaled like 4 times before my goblin friend went and scared him off. Good job I have loads of HP. #dnd 010
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026I wish I was a little bit gayer I wish I was a brayer I wish I hauled a cart on a farm I would stay there 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026Rumours now coming in that influential fandom celebrity gorse_horse has been disappeared at DisneyLand WestYorkshire after leaving the PinocchioCoaster carriage to attempt to drink all of the beer at the Pleasure Island diorama stage. He was last seen being taken to the interrogation room by […]meow.socialOriginal post on meow.social 010
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026Hearing reports now that respected artist transformation_husky123 has been detained during the Shipton Abbot Furs' summer trip to Nintendo PokémonWorld Devon, for allegedly breaking into the cast-only area and supergluing himself into a Rattata costume. Friends and family are begging him to […]meow.socialOriginal post on meow.social 010
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026Currently hearing reports that our friend xoxVoreFox69, beloved member of the local commmunity, has been devoured by a capybara during a visit to ZSL London Zoo. Just trying to establish the circumstances around this tragic event. 000
Reposted by Gorse / Talking honse-sensePaul @paul.hades.town · 11/05/2026It is sayed that man shal yet fashon a macheine by which he may cast broadly his vexations thru the knowne lands, that the mindes of his kin and others may help his problemes solve. Yet if the mesage returned bear the avatar of a pale man, the answere within shale be cursed; and yet if the […]hades.townOriginal post on hades.town 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026We must imagine Sisyphus as horny. We must imagine that pushing a big boulder is his kink. 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026A man shouted at me and then headbutted me (the man is my cat) 000
Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026[Public sex (-)] "wah wah you shouldn't do kink at pride" yeah well I don't think you should have straight people doing oral on a public footpath in the woods but guess what I saw this afternoon 000