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Leafy Greens

@leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy

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computer science sceptile. My age is a 6 bit number. primarily he/him, but they/them is fine too. @Dryskale is my leez. primarily use this space for jokes and […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ meow.social/@leafygreens, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

@BoozyBadger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com @BuddyGoodboyEsq

Picture of a page from a daily calendar. The page is for September 5th and 6th, and the joke featured is this:

"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

[Posting hole] Check out this sinkhole that just opened up in our back yard

Photo of a sinkhole in a backyard; it's not visible from this angle but the hole goes down about 3 feet. The hole is surrounded by bright green grass and other ground cover.

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026

You and me both, lady.

Slightly blurry photo of a scene in Pokemon: Legends Z-A, where my player character is standing next to a non-player character. The NPC is saying "*sigh* Another day without being reincarnated as a pokemon..."

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

T-shirt design with a conventionally attractive woman holding a roll of toilet paper in front of the outline of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The text on the design says "call me New England, 'cause I take massivehugeshits".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025

When @quotationmarks.bsky.social tells @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com to do housework

Screenshot of a duolingo Norwegian lesson, with the sentence translating to "The lawyer is vacuuming the carpets today."

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025

Man, the render distance today is terrible

Photo of a parking lot. Only the first few rows of cars are visible due to fog.

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025

My new art from @hi_cial arrived! Very happy with it. Pardon the picture being at a bit of an angle, I didn't exactly plan the shot very well.

Painting of a long, black Eastern dragon with pride colors in the background. The dragon is made up of individually painted scales, with a little bit of space between them so that the background shows through. The dragon has a thought bubble by its head, and is thinking, "Gay?"

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2025

#photography #VerboseAltText

Photo of the side of a strip mall. Near the left edge of the shot, there is a bright green arrow-shaped sign labeled "pickup this way". The sign is supposed to be for the Amazon Fresh that opened in the strip mall, but right now it's pointing directly at a pair of dumpsters, which occupy the center of the picture.

To the right, there is a side access door for employee access to the dumpsters. The door has worn text printed on it. The top line says "2424", and underneath that is "800B", which is extremely visually similar to "BOOB".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025

Photo of a document. At the top of the page, there is text that says, "See fig 1 for example." Underneath of that are two areas, labeled "Fig 1" and "Fig 2". Above each label, a fresh fig sits on top of the paper.

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2025

Season drift is getting out of hand #WallOfAltText

Screenshot of an email notification, cropped to hide the email account that it's for. The subject line of the email is "Stay Healthy This Winter - Make Time for Your Immunizations". At the time this email was received, it was mid-August. Also, I don't know whether screen readers have a way of signifying this, but every word in the email subject had its first letter capitalized, except for the word "for".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2025

You wake up and the clock says this. What do you do?

Picture of part of a computer screen. The only text visible is "87:93".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025

A horribly-designed interface for entering your dat of birth. The main attraction is the month picker, which is separated into three columns: the first column being [(blank), j, nov, dec, febr, m, sept], the second column being [(blank), octo, em, uly, a, une, an], and the third column being [(blank), ber, y, uary, rch, pril, ugust]. This allows for such innovative months as "manuary", "decoctoy", and "decay".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2025

Reposting for pride month #QueerUp

Photo of some graffiti. The artist's intended message was "we're here, we're queer, we fuck shit up", but they wrote it vertically in two columns, which makes it look more like "we're we, here fuck, we're shit, queer up".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2025

My mom's peonies are already so tall!

Photo of some peony plants coming up. They're about two feet tall, and the flower buds are already forming!

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2025

Me when I'm at a furry convention

Screenshot of a duolingo lesson. The language is Norwegian. It's a listening challenge, and the sentence translates to "there are several wolves here".

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2025

This article in the April issue of bon appetit may be of particular interest to denizens of gulp.cafe

"How to eat London: page 68"

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025

Well, after something like a 2 year break, I'm working on this sweater again. The pattern is "Plumose" by Laura Barkla on ravelry, and it's my first time doing Fair Isle. Of course, I finished the actual Fair Isle section before I took a break from the project […] [Original post on meow.social]

Photo of a partially knitted sweater. It's knit from the neck down, and the yoke of the sweater is nearly complete. There is a beautifully feathery pattern in pale green on the yoke, against a background of a more medium green. The knitter clearly has a thing for the color green.

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2025

When @boozybadger.bsky.social and @BuddyGoodboyEsq go out to a restaurant

Duolingo lesson in Norwegian with the sentence "Advokatene spiser god mat," which means "The lawyers are eating good food."

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2025

I found the next thing @Firr 's going to get TFed into

Photo of a white coffee mug with black spots reminiscent of the spots on a cow. The base of the mug is pink and shaped like udders.

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2025

Me when mozilla does scummy things like AI

Screenshot of a section of a mobile notification. The app is Print Spooler, the notification was sent at 5:38 PM, and the message is "Cancelling Firefox"

Leafy Greens @leafygreens.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/11/2024

The hot singles have officially reached my area #HotSinglesInYourArea #books #bookstodon

Photo of the cover of the newly-published book "Hot Singles In Your Area" by Jordan Shiveley. The cover is green with the title scrawled in black, and the author's name in white. In the middle of the cover, there is a sardine tin full of eyes.