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Professor Alopex and Friends!

@fennaixelphox.bsky.social
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I'm Phox, and welcome to Jackass. Age 25. I'll probably add more shit later. I do interact with NSFW/kink stuff, so please be 18+. Icon and banner both by me. Juvenocrat. Was here when it was invite-only

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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 4h
I think my ideology at this point is basically just, "The world is fucked, but I'm going to tap into what little good will is left to be there for the people I care about"
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LilyLopears 🔞 @lilylopears.latinsky.app · 12h
don't ask: a woman her age a man his salary a Smogon player why the site's mascot is Koffing and why the German name specifically
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LilyLopears 🔞 @lilylopears.latinsky.app · 27/09/2026
debit card declined yet again if i only get one or two donations a week, it's probably gonna keep declining every week, i can't just wait to eat because my blood sugar gets low after a day or two of no food
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Miggy @mcmigmiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The smartass and his dumbass The two hotheads are at it again with Ignacio being pulled by the cheek by Laszlo. 🔥 #pokemon #pmd #litten #fennekin #oc
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Fluxer @fluxer.app · 27/09/2026
👀 Our Android app is now an early access beta on Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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NauxTeggle @nauxteggle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got a new Goodra! His name is Julius~ (or Jules) He's a big dork friendo with a heart of gold, and he works and tends a hot spring with a close friend in a secret(ish) mountain area and gives massages to help ease weary travelers. Also ultra fruity~ like literally he's very blue coconut flavored
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaand my computer has suddenly decided I no longer get to play PopCap games. Photosensitivity warning on the video. Anyone know how to fix this? For comparison, it also does this with Bejeweled 1, AstroPop and Big Money!.
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onesillyfag @onesillyfag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like minced oaths tbh "Well golly-gee! Aw shucks" Just say fuck, we all know you're thinking it
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LilyLopears 🔞 @lilylopears.latinsky.app · 26/09/2026
i hear it's bunny day, you should donate so this bunny can continue eating cash.app/$LilyLopears
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the first time in almost 26 years I have beaten Zuma
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just hit a clip in Zuma
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Bloomburrow is MTG x PMD then Reality Fracture is MTG x Persona 5 Royal
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Why did the prisoner choose bread over the key? If you know the answer, you're a philosopher!"
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only boundary I have is that if you draw my OCs you have to tag me so I can reskeet it
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Quake @quakeroc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
very fitting that global capitalism would collapse because of oil oligarchs fighting over the last few scraps of free-floating potential profit, destroying it all in the process. death to america btw
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Given certain decisions that the Discord staff team has made, and the public response to them, I've decided to open a survey to see where people are planning to go from here. Please share for a larger sample size if you can. forms.gle/CDv7ENaopDXB1K2t9
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[seeing some generic leftist sentiment edited into a video game screen shot] fuck. yes. so much win
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Conductor Alto @ Join the Stella Glow Discord @elcrest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're like me and on iOS, and got locked out of 18+ servers, but you're classified as an adult, go into the discord web app and recheck the age restricted servers on iOS. Even if it's already checked, uncheck it and check it again. That should solve your issue. This whole thing is dumb as hell.
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Tevor the Third @tevor-the-third.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The genius of announcing it so far in advance. Everyone rages out up front but by the time the water actually heats up the frog just sits there and boils. This is one of the reasons how evil always consistently wins.
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Phox in a Box 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @phox-in-a-box.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know if this is one of yours because everything is spelled correctly but whoever made it definitely nailed the vibe.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Fellfallow | Commissions Open! @fellfallow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's 2026 and we have 'illustration isn't art but AI is' 🤨
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some stickers I got from @isofrieze.art
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Fliss...! @fairygirl.me · 19/09/2026
do you all also treat other peoples avatars as their faces and feel like it influences how you interact with them or are you normal
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I learned yesterday in reference to the Ed Sheeran situation that Ed Sheerans BAND are literally the founders of the organization “Irish Artists for Palestine” And he didn’t think that booting Macklemore for saying “Free Palestine” would maybe conflict with the organization they FOUNDED?! XD
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LilyLopears 🔞 @lilylopears.latinsky.app · 17/09/2026
still in need of donations, only got a single one this week cash.app/$LilyLopears
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/09/2026
One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus. paletteswap.site/dif...
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KeTTe- @chainsdoodles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Double-decker fopps
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Melffy merch Can't wait for my new dice to arrive too 🥹
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Melffy merch :3
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
the important question about The Chart is how many of its participants are now key architects of the AI industry the answer is probably "more than we'd like"
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
awesome pfp I just had in my notifs
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The moment I stopped believing in delayed gratification was when I was 9 years old and at an arcade with my mom. They had a claw game with an iPod touch in it, which I really wanted. My mom told me to save it for last, and then we ended up going to get dinner and the entire time I was so excited
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Professor Alopex and Friends! @fennaixelphox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would spend $20 to prevent a right-winger from getting $5
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 12/09/2026
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Minty @floralope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cotton looks a bit... taller? since we last saw them?
Fullbody art of Cotton, a short, white cloud-like sheep familiar with a beret and a single paintbrush pigtail. They're seen swinging back and forth on their hooves, peeking to the side in mild curiosity.

Small text reads:
"Cotton (they/she). 90cm tall. A sheep familiar born from the heart. Despite getting better at expressing herself in recent times, her head remains as in the clouds as ever... 
Generally, Cotton can be described as a chronic overthinker who's silly, creative, and loves praise. Though, they didn't tell you that."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Veteran NCR Ranger with huge HOPE syringe meme
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Rowan Hooper @rowhoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Climate solutions most likely to reach ‘positive tipping points’ revealed by scientists
Global shift towards clean electricity could trigger ‘cascade’ of progress, helping reduce air pollution, cut waste and revive oceans
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Birdlovely @bigbeatdeer.talon.city · 17/10/2024
This is probably either the second or first most popular video I ever uploaded to twitter and I'm not sure exactly why other than it just being off the wall? It was inspired by a dream I had about that bizarre video of Casey Frey dancing in a hotel lobby
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sam @samthielman.com · 10/09/2026
Hi it’s me, a washed-up but generally beloved pop icon from your childhood. I know you haven’t thought about me in, gosh, what, thirty years? but I was hoping to interest you in some newfound views of mine that the so-called Tolerant Left have found a trifle… heterodox
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HexNexusDan @hexnexusdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's kind of funny how things can just happen like this
The domino meme, where on the bottom right is the text "Merchant character from Dragon Quest 4 gets a spin-off title where he gets treasure from a dungeon to provide for his family", referencing the first ever Mystery Dungeon game, Torneko's Great Adventure. On the top left at the big domino is the text "People want to turn into Pokemon", referencing how the creation of the Mystery Dungeon series led to the creation of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and its plot involving the main character being a human transformed into a Pokemon, causing a lot of people to recognize their love for Pokemon transformation as well as other related aspects.
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