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Kallisti hollers into the sky

@lautigant.bsky.social
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Well hello there! Kallisti, 37, Olympia, ey/they/she. musician/"artist", chaos mystic, axe combatant, wrestling enthusiast, anarch in the streets/shaper in the sheets. PNW's #1 Seattle hater (affectionate). Same handle on Discord. 🔞 probably.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h
because one's in san francisco and the other is in los angeles, thats like four hundred miles
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why adrian monk vs columbo isnt even close
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𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔶 @shelterpuppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 15h
"frottoman fempire," she posts without context or setup, not knowing what to do with this draft
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 19h
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 5h
October started
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 5h
going "hacker mode" by using inspect element to fix the broken next button in the unemployment application form
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 23h
*explaining polyamory to an american* okay so imagine you had a second burger
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
street art goatse
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noo
3-letter word: Noo
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into depeche mode
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dances with angels / smiles with teeth [STATIC] - one song / four personalities dropping october 2nd
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Castration movie part III: Year of the Hyaena A film by Louise Weard @weard.moe
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 29/11/2023
Archived for posterity
Post from former twitter user sargoth:
Fun spotify fact: you pay more for the electricity that keeps your computer running during a song, than spotify pays to the artist who made it
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Kallisti hollers into the sky @lautigant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ivar's pizza AND Taco Time pizza. I've never been so proud to be a Washingtonian
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To my knowledge, the Seattle Times has never once asked him about his background at Camp Cropper despite the fact that documented abuses were reported by multiple international organizations during the same timeframe as his deployment
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How can everyone involved act like this is a legitimate system. How does this judge put on his robe in the morning instead of blowing his brains out.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 24/09/2026
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ultimate trajectory of Vice from an obnoxious gen-x lifestyle magazine to trying to do serious serious journalism to largely being kept afloat by arthouse influenced wrestling shoot interview videos to distilling it to just having Jim Cornette complain about things
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesse gave him a single, simple line to read and RFK improvised a full confession while tossing his wife in front of the wheels.
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wat
3-letter word: Wat
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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Robin Charm Password @rondoofblood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Galatea from Claymore. the text reads “A SICK ASS SWORD WOULD FIX ME.”
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you Catseye very cool!
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Kallisti hollers into the sky @lautigant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to early '00s A Perfect Circle remixes bc I am cringe millenial trash bitch girl
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little #agendaHOUND posting inspired by all the discussions about Imperial Hound efficacy As a treat
The popular "Mental gymnastics" meme format.

The top image shows a girl simply walking across a gymnastics mat showing a simple concept that isn't complicated and is common sense.

The top post says REBEL mental gymnastics

Underneath it it says "I am going to organize an armed guerilla resistance to destroy the Empire."

The bottom image shows a much more complicated gymnastics routine with the last stunt being a ridiculous use of a jetpack to fly over a burning car.

Underneath this it says "I will lower the Rebellions hero to a mere dog beneath my feet (not my fetish btw)"

Over the next stunt it says "then I'm going to make her hump and cum on my boot again and again and again. (It is NOT my fetish)"

Over the next stunt it says "everyone will be so impressed by how cool and evil I am in my big scary evil lady costume"

Over the next stunt it says "Then I will capture more rebels and make them dress up and act like my dog to show everyone how nasty I can be."

Over the next and most ridiculous stunt it says " then I will win the war through the power of corrective rape ( I cannot emphasize enough this is NOT my fetish)"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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koebi @growlithe.online · 26/09/2026
tell your friends you love them every day if you want to love is love is love is love, saying it more often can't dilute its meaning you can't say it too much tell your friends you love them
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Normalize telling the people you care about that you love them. Not just romantic partners; the people you love unapologetically regardless of how. Sometimes that's all it takes to give relief from the Very Bad™
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Kallisti hollers into the sky @lautigant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Current state of "hey Kallisti how you doing": looking into putting an extra pouch on my bag specifically to keep a supply of roasted unsalted peanuts on hand at all times. For the crows
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
people are like that one mushroom that bleeds when you cut it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
time to rip off the bandaid of trying not to make tech oligarchs mad.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do not think it is much of an exaggeration to say that British media is one of the least trustworthy institutions on the planet.
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