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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 6h

🎶 When the moon hits your toe, And you're misquoting Poe: Nevermoré...🎶

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 7h

Definitely want to drill into those raccoon protocols... 🤪😂 Jesus. #AIHiring #FuckAI youtu.be/Kcp1VBaCvEY?...

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I Answered Every Interview Question in Gibberish

YouTube video by Graham Dot Zip

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New dialogue tree choice just dropped: - "But AI is going to revolutionize everything!" -- "Go away, piss-drinker."

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The effects of abuse should expire when the perpetrators do. And yet, here we are. God I'm so tired.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you're going to keep looking at me like you want to turn me into 265 pounds of hamburger, then no. No you really can't.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This would be an amazing title for an Australian RPG about a cyberpunk literary editor.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was getting something out of the front passenger seat of my car. Closing the door, it unexpectedly rakes across my chest. And in that moment, I had two realizations: - my proprioception is just absolutely shot today - in the words of Dr. Thaddeus Venture: I discovered my nipples work as a team

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember that 100 million Christians sent thoughts and prayers for this little girl that had a slice of ham on her face. 🙏🤣

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Normalize telling the people you care about that you love them. Not just romantic partners; the people you love unapologetically regardless of how. Sometimes that's all it takes to give relief from the Very Bad™

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name: Jesus Joans

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Straight out of Project 2025.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just saw a trailer for a new 'Street Fighter' movie. Didn't know that was happening. 👀 But all that aside, you think you have a chance of beating the 90s classic that started JCVD, Raul Julia, Kylie Minogue, Ming-Na Wen, and just an absolute fuckton of cocaine? Get outta here, you're drunk.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the kind of thing you have to watch out for when you find out your spouse has ordered a squirrel sharpener

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As true now as it was then. Possibly moreso.

Screenshot from an old F***book post.

Atlas Obscura Post showing a bridge seemingly in the middle of a body of water that says "At high tide this strange footbridge appears to have no purpose whatsoever"

It is quoted in a post by me that says "Hell, I appear like that all the time, You ain't special, bridge .."

My self-image has been garbage for years. That's the takeaway.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of the many (MANY) problems with this economics bullshit that we are seeing is that so many people who are in terribly abusive situations are less likely to be able to escape them, purely because of the need to survive... which ironically makes them far less likely to do so. It me. I'm people.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Crap. I'm so fighting the urge to give this things a full quarter movement set right now: walk, trot, canter, gallop, the whole thing. Maybe even some jumps for when Janeway enters a starship equestrian event.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When I bought this shirt, it was just because it amused me. Now it's a statement about the surveillance state. I'm a dystopian prognosticator, is basically what I'm saying.

Me, wearing a t-shirt that says "Sleep Like There's Nobody Watching" You can't tell, but the ink actually glows in the dark for extra creepy-factor.

Also, there is a picture of a duck with a roll of toilet paper on its head in the background.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have been in... Not such a great place over the last few days. I didn't have that many followers, so, not a huge deal, but I owe a couple of people some DMs and interaction, and I just wanted to say it will happen. You know, probably. Sooner or later.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Bring out your dead!" *Bong! Bong!* "Bring out your dead!" *Bong! Bong!*

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like to think that if the book 'Sybil' was published today, it would be called 'Inside You Are Like Sixteen Wolves'

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The The's "Mind Bomb" is an incredible, near-perfect album, and still has a ton of relevance in today's worldwide political climate... ...and then you come across THAT lyric. #iykyk #oof #ViolenceOfTruth #why

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"ATTENTION: If hand gets caught in gearing, flick bean to make machine feel love."

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This entire day has been one long existential anxiety attack that finally calmed down about 9pm. So guess who's having really nasty intrusive thoughts and has several medications on-board that ain't doing crap? 👍 THIS GUY👍

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And so, Italians joined the Resistance...

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Finally took a decent picture of myself while working on a project, so, new pfp!!

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We've now become so anti-creativity that we got a 'Wener Herzog x Little Tikes Sad Gray Toys for Sad Gray Children' crossover for real.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The fact that we know about Grendel and Grendel's Mother leaves all sorts of interpretation open for its father. I like to think that he was a Hank Hill type.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trauma- and abuse-informed anhedonia sure have a way of putting the brakes on a week. Living with someone who manipulates those things proudly, exacerbating it? Even better. Fuck.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Behind his back, he was referred to as "Communion Wafer," because he was just the *worst* kind of cracker...

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A dire warning, billionaire criminal Musk has set up a scheme in the form of a website votesafe.org in order to steal voter information. Never click on the link and please share this everywhere so others won’t fall prey to it like so many others.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Color Out Of Space II (2026)

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sweet jebus, get me out of here.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Doctor: if you find your ability to focus waning, you can take this low-dose Adderall IR as an adjunct to get through the day. Me: *follows advice* D: Now, you might start to notice a low hum, and interference with magnetic fields. This is because you've started vibrating at a high frequency...

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026

Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm

Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Follow-up: We haven't necessarily strayed further from god's light, but we didn't get any closer, either.

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Chris @xopherjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I should not be left to my own devices when grocery shopping, because while I may not smoke, my brain guarantees that I will shop like I am high as fuck. These are going to either be misery or fantastic, and either way they're going to be an adventure.

A hand holding two containers of Jif-branded peanut butter flavored ramen. Not kidding. Couldn't make that up if I tried.

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