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@laurenlizardman.bsky.social
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Biologist, mean and obscene no minors please

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 19h
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 07/10/2026
Happy Family
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cool ghoul
A chart featuring a ghoul, with lines pointing to various parts of the ghoul.
a big caption at the top say 
"cool ghoul! Get The Look! Ghouls are in"
The ghoul is crouching covered in blood, with his tongue out, surrounded by bones, and wearing sunglasses.
The captions are as follows:
Perpetual blood crust around mouth
body caked in ichor
wispy hair like desiccated worms
wide mouth for chomping bones
worn out loincloth for maximum dexterity
bones
gotta show off those nasty feet
$3000 sunglasses
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta catch ’em all
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
forget it sweetie
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the omen #mermay
Digital painting of a giant ominous man, sitting cross legged, levitating in the sky, surrounding by flying giant oarfish, overlooking structures and buildings. 

The man is a merfolk; mostly humanoid, but with a giant oarfish tail that he's sitting on. He's dressed in a religious tunic, with a red band resting over his shoulders, a helmet fashioned to look like an oarfish head, and he is holding a horn closely, as if he's about to blow it. The his sclera are bloodshot.

Around him are dozens of giant oarfish, rising from the sea and floating mid-ar. Beneath them are deserted buildings, homes and infrastructures.
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I could really go for a Hotdog rn @goatpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While doing these lineup I came across 'Bowsers Brother' from one of the games and thought it be cute to give him a lil doodle then also came across this Bibinba doodle made for mario paint and said what heck why not and drew her to Think it be cute for Bowser to have two lil menace siblings
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ABGNSFW @abgnsfw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐮👽🆙
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exomoon! @shyanimeguy.neocities.org · 15/07/2026
Solace & Peace in Flesh 500,000 to Infinity 3D scene
surrealist 3D scene depicting two red figures standing in a hallway adorned with ornate tile patterns and Sun inspired motifs similar to Sol De Mayo
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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CrabdominalPain @crabdominalpain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
girl creature
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby Dick by French artist Gérard DuBois,
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And enjoy an alternative early option that I never finished.
James sunderland art I madeMore James Sunderland art that I made
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird route
Noelle hunched over Kris yelling at them: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DONT KNOW" berdly is in the background Noelle shooting lightning out of her fingertips as she yellsok uh... berdly is transformed into that thing daffy turned into in the cartoon Duck Amuck. I guess if you've never seen that it doesn't make sense. Kris stares in disbelief. berdly says "...I dont feel so good guys..."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Eileen Kai Hing Kwan 🦇 MCM London @whereiseileen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mother Kos 🤍🌊 #bloodborne
My illustration of Mother Kos from the game bloodborne. She raises her head forlornly, her gaze somewhere far away as she rests ashore before her death.
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Russell Garwood @russellgarwood.co.uk · 16/09/2026
An update following feedback from several kind people. As before, reuse as you see fit..
An infographic showing the number of described and estimated species for major animal groups. There are more insects than anything else. Of the remaining groups, arachnids and nematodes are the most diverse.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the greatest president on climate change in history and all y’all do is complain
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ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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twist @twist.dog · 15/06/2026
"aren't you excited? you're going to be a hero!" (2021)
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🔞 human of unpeeled variety @unpeeledhuman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
#art #comic for the record these shoes are gas. but my coworkers were making fun of them and i got this image in my head
a child cries to his teacher, "MR. TEACHERRRR"
the teacher asks the child, "woah, what's wrong tobibas?"
the child says, "martin keeps saying my shoes suck ass"
the comic shows a close-up of blocky-themed sketchers shoes with red, orange, and black coloring
the teacher looks solemnly at the shoes. as he also believes they suck ass
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marcy maybe. who knows @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are legally obligated to post this message announcing the recall of InfoWars Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™.
The image is a recall notice for "Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™" products, showing a can and a bag of the cat food. The notice states that the FDA found the packaging misleading, suggesting human consumption, and announces the product's recall and removal from the InfoWars Store.
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fuck
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today in great scientific figures: the flight path of two midges, immediately preceding ❤️romance❤️
Hand-drawn figure almost certainly derived from painstaking examination of filmed midge flight. It took them 4 years to publish this. It is indistinguishable from an elaborate squiggle.
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I could really go for a Hotdog rn @goatpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brick bear for @laurenlizardman.bsky.social
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 05/09/2026
incapable of making lions look scary because i like them wip
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exomoon! @shyanimeguy.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
"Show of Love & Admiration" digital, 2026 CE, United State of Florida, Earth & Moon Barycenter
A digital drawing of a person wearing a shirt that reads "I LOVE FAT LADIES"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In 1947 10yr old Richard Allen of San Francisco spent a week at the movies
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Lunalopex @lunalopex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ohhh nerevar look look-- this is my favorite part
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
big boss literally shows up at the end of 4 and gives a speech about how his actions made the world worse and how he thinks he and every other snake should disappear even big boss thinks big boss is evil
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 04/09/2026
Post your favorite Sad Boy lit
Cover of Moby Dick by Herman Melville
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 🐊 @crittercoveart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🐉 Party_Animal.exe 🐉
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
comic about thoughts
a man sitting at a coffee table, with a cup and phone on it. The man has a visible scar at the back of his head and the phone is playing an audio warning: 

CRIMINAL THOUGHT DETECTED: [Maybe the world could be a better place]

A PREDATOR MISSILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED TO YOUR LOCATION
AND YOUR PARKING VALIDATION HAS BEEN REVOKED
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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I could really go for a Hotdog rn @goatpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
got lauren to come play roblox with us
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think bsky's working now maybe
*picture of Captain Steve Rogers*: MET TWO GODS
STILL A CHRISTIAN

*picture of Hulk*: MET TWO GODS
HUMILIATED BOTH

*picture of Thomas Jefferson*: MET GOD
SHE'S BLACK

*picture of Ben Affleck's Batman*:

EMAIL
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was butt dialing straight fire
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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