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Lauren Steele

@laurendene.bsky.social
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Lauren Steele @laurendene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The cover still terrifies me
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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we all know this classic way
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO featuring beautiful ladybuck on the right smilin standing in front of a house in the evening with a slight sunset behind and on the left if a good lookin sentient calendar
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/08/2026
☠️☠️☠️
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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P @intothejunction.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Please enjoy this wholesome moment of Randy Johnson rocking his new grandson at the Diamondbacks game tonight
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG featuring a man in a blue shirt on the left lookin disappointed and making the time out sign with his hands. next to him is a smiling explosion of fireworks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🌈
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
In this ways and lots of others, our built environment is just not made for the amount of package delivery we suddenly started doing ~15 years ago
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work. Let's talk about it. 🧵
A quote by Rick Owens. It reads: "Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2026
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterate…
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’


Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy valentine’s day
a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
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Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent
In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
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Brett Keener @brettkeener.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
RIP to Dan. His "A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news" video from the other site is pure gold.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i love when shadowfax comes sauntering across the meadow and everyone just has to watch his slo mo approach like ‘damn that is one sexy horse’
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
tired: i got ghosted wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
@hiAndrewQuinn Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as
"refusal of the call"
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Lauren Steele @laurendene.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This is pure and beautiful and fills me with joy
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".
 image text: Se tu as bêle poiterine

et beau col, ne les encortine,

mes soit ta robe escoletee

si que chescun y muse et bee.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
what an image
KTLA screenshot of the bear coming out from under the house and a chyron “basement bear evicted”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 06/01/2026
one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point
An arizona license plate that says “CVNTY” (cunty)AZ license plate that says WHORESY (horsey - it’s a play on it being a mustang). It also has a brazzers license plate frame, so there are obvious implications AZ license plate that technically says “NLDRLR”, but since it’s a U of A license plate it has a giant “A” in the front, making it ANLDRLR aka “anal driller”AZ license plate that says “PRIUSSY” (it’s on a Prius). Bonus: it has a sticker for a local shop called Curious Nature where they sell taxidermied dead stuff
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#OTD 1968. Led Zeppelin supporting Vanilla Fudge on their North American tour were incorrectly billed as Len Zefflin. 🥴
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Cinnabussy is diabolical. Diabolical!
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Lauren Steele @laurendene.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Came here to say the exact same thing
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Lauren Steele @laurendene.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Thank you!! I had started to wonder if I was the weird one for wanting bags to have zippers
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Glen Dunlap @glendunlap.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy! #LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
Bald Eagle flying back to the nest with a beautiful stick!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Watching Youtube videos.
Scent of a Woman Al Pacino Speech

Comment: I wish Pacino had been my representative in divorce court.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A cow who is feeling happy because I have taken the photo it will use for the cover of its psychedelic debut LP which it feels confident will get a five out of five star rating in Rolling Stone magazine.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I think this bag is fake. Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides. This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
A photo of an Hermes bag made from Himalayan crocodile leather. There is a small hole between the stitches. This brings the authenticity into question.A photo of two genuine Hermes bags made from their Himalayan crocodile leather. A close up of the bag shows there's no hole between the stitches. A close up of another Hermes bag. This one is made from stamped grained leather. There is no hole between the stitches.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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newyorkcitykopp @newyorkcitykopp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Tompkins Square Park Dog Halloween Costume Contest 🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕‍🦺🐾🦴
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Colton the fish sp💀💀ker🐟🪴🏕️🐝 @fishsqueezer.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My heart was jubilant while reading this story this morning - more than 100 Chinook salmon have passed the former Klamath River dam sites as well as the fish ladder at Klamath Lake and are naturally spawning in Oregon headwaters for the first time in over a century! 🐟🧪🌎 www.opb.org/article/2025...
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Salmon clear last Klamath dams, reaching Williamson and Sprague rivers
Just a year after four dams were removed, a group of fall Chinook have migrated nearly 300 miles into the Upper Klamath Basin.
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