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Laura

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books, animals, and food.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/07/2025
Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2025
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/06/2025
“I’ll get gas in the morning “ is Satan’s greatest trick
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/06/2025
Raise your hand if you’re not even a meteorologist and you still know there’s a hurricane season.
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Laura @laura84.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The show Adults is cute but apparently they live in that house for free, which enrages me.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/05/2025
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up theonion.com/new-stu...
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 18/04/2025
Just got my autism booster at the pharmacy! I was in and out in five minutes! Highly recommend.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
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lakerat61.bsky.social @lakerat61.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#HandsOff in a small town in ruby red Alabama
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/04/2025
SCHUMER: Would the senator yield for a question? BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?
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Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It’s simple. They’re going after the Department of Education to take money from your kids’ schools to give tax breaks to billionaires.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This, right here..
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
the feminine urge to live out the rest of my days in a spooky coastal town with my cat, drinking coffee, reading books, casting spells. maybe terrorize the local children every now and then.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
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Laura @laura84.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Cynthia!!! What a way to start the Oscars!!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
elon musk is proof that republicans were telling the truth when they told you an illegal immigrant is coming to take your job
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 22/02/2025
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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Laura @laura84.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
He’s wearing his Luke’s diner shirt.
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They were discussing Mary Poppins on @alltherightmovies.com and they mentioned that ‘A Spoonful of Sugar’ was inspired by one of the composer’s sons getting the polio vaccine in a sugar cube. A bright, cheery, classic song that sprang from the eradication of a horrific disease.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I believe!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Growing up, I was told that the demise of Christianity would be caused by our country rejecting God. Now I believe it is actually caused by Christians blatantly rejecting the teachings of Jesus for the sake of political power.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Bjørn Ihler @bjornih.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gonna be a rough time getting to Mars without any scientists...
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
give me coffee for the things i can change and a sledgehammer for the things i can’t.
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Laurie @zombiegirl1972.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!” I really felt that.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
they can't even get all the astronauts to Earth bro
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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Laura @laura84.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Millennial conundrum: Lane should have ended up with Dave Rygalski but without Dave leaving, we wouldn’t have Seth Cohen.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2025
Trump hated TikTok (because China) until it helped him win an election (as even he acknowledges) and now he’s going to save it and take a victory lap. So he’ll have X, TikTok, Insta, and Facebook all working on his behalf. That’s a big difference between now and 2017.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Gofundme should not be our national safety net
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If we have enough money to buy another country then we have enough money to ensure nobody is homeless or goes hungry.
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