Reposted by Annie the NannyBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/08/2023[jurassic park] ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck 181636536 1.6K
Reposted by Annie the NannyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/07/2023people often debate spf levels, but i’ve always found the most effective sunscreen to be the roof of an air conditioned house 07632 76
Reposted by Annie the Nannye.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 29/07/2023Snakes are just angry worms 03118 31
Reposted by Annie the NannyLittle Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 02/08/2023*only imagines some of the people* 27733 77
Reposted by Annie the NannyHeatherhere @heatinblack.bsky.social · 14/07/2023My cat: I’ll let you know when I want you to pet me Me: when is that? My cat: I’m never gonna tell you 13616 36
Reposted by Annie the NannyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/08/2023I don't know what a porkpie hat is but it sounds delicious 56124 61
Reposted by Annie the NannyBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/08/2023If you spell it “yoghurt” you’re putting extra effort in to put the word “hurt” in there and I respect that 14927 49
Reposted by Annie the NannyDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 03/08/2023[shows her my bedroom] And this is where the magic happens... [starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart] 211047 110
Reposted by Annie the NannyMidge @midge.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Last time I got jiggy wit it, I threw my back out 13517 35
Reposted by Annie the NannyShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 02/08/2023I’m on way too many social media sites for someone who isn’t very social. 29057 90
Reposted by Annie the Nannyborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 29/07/2023sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that 126795 267
Reposted by Annie the NannyMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 03/08/2023I'm going to have to remember who to block all over again 34217 42
Reposted by Annie the NannyLVO @littlevodkaowl.bsky.social · 22/07/2023Oh look, another app full of humans Gross 03512 35
Reposted by Annie the NannyKatie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 19/06/2023*roller skates into the mosh pit with a tray of strawberry milkshakes* 715169 151
Annie the Nanny @anniethenanny1.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Can we normalize hissing at people when we want them to stop talking? 211542 115