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Annie the Nanny

@anniethenanny1.bsky.social
604 followers 657 following 1 posts

Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
[jurassic park] ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
people often debate spf levels, but i’ve always found the most effective sunscreen to be the roof of an air conditioned house
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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Snakes are just angry worms
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
*only imagines some of the people*
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Heatherhere @heatinblack.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
My cat: I’ll let you know when I want you to pet me Me: when is that? My cat: I’m never gonna tell you
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I don't know what a porkpie hat is but it sounds delicious
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
If you spell it “yoghurt” you’re putting extra effort in to put the word “hurt” in there and I respect that
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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
[shows her my bedroom] And this is where the magic happens... [starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Last time I got jiggy wit it, I threw my back out
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
I’m on way too many social media sites for someone who isn’t very social.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I'm going to have to remember who to block all over again
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LVO @littlevodkaowl.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Oh look, another app full of humans Gross
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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
*roller skates into the mosh pit with a tray of strawberry milkshakes*
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Annie the Nanny @anniethenanny1.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Can we normalize hissing at people when we want them to stop talking?
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