Reposted by Larry DickmanDad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 07/12/2025Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila. The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver". 931346 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯 629329098370 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025That’s all well and good but I see at least seven OSHA violations. 040 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Or be elected to Congress and make a fuck ton of coin. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Also running the risk of Justin Jefferson hurting his hand when he eventually punches JJ in the face. 0100 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch. 000 0
Reposted by Larry Dickmanben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/10/2025"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now. 31126139 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Tomlin vs Wentz is our eff you to Ireland for staying neutral during dubya dubya two. 040 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025There’s no way he doesn’t eventually coach the Cowboys. The marriage of stupidity is too great to ignore. 070 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership. 25931198 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I thought it was about Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed delivering a shit ton of beer. 010 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025If you see here, ask her if she still has my box of used q-tips. I need those for a first communion this weekend! 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I never would thought 20 years ago we’d be living in a society where servers still ask you if Pepsi is okay. 020 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.” 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email. 010 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025High Life goes well with food. At a ballgame. At the reading of the will of an emotionally unstable but sexually attractive aunt. All those types of things. 010 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Ahhh, too good for Miller High Life, eh? Serves ya right, Mr. Rockefeller. 120 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Or the name of a wealthy man who made his fortune in the double-sided marital aide business. 020 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025When I was 11 I saw Telly Savales in a hotel and I told him to go fck himself. Does that count? 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/202519 would have felt empty. 21 would have been nauseating. 020 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Shit. I was just gonna sign up over there and start a newsletter about Amish swimwear. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I don’t have time for that shit. Just give me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper. I’m in a goddamn hurry. 030 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Yeah but you gotta pay for gas. I’m not running a goddamn charity. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia. 1116628 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/01/2025For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs. 17329 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanLarry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town? 011 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025(Humming Gordon Lightfoot ) “Carefree highway…” 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed. 000 0