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Larry Dickman

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My brother was in here last week. Has a gold tooth in front. 36 percent of these views are my own.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 07/12/2025
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila. The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
That’s all well and good but I see at least seven OSHA violations.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Or be elected to Congress and make a fuck ton of coin.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Also running the risk of Justin Jefferson hurting his hand when he eventually punches JJ in the face.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My nipples hate this weather.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“Gambling is illegal at Bushwood.”
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dry ice level.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Did the Vikings sign Wentz on purpose?
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tomlin vs Wentz is our eff you to Ireland for staying neutral during dubya dubya two.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
There’s no way he doesn’t eventually coach the Cowboys. The marriage of stupidity is too great to ignore.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Both things can be true.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Call it a wash.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Here’s a thought: stand up to him.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Keep it tight. Just like my lady likes it.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I thought it was about Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed delivering a shit ton of beer.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you see here, ask her if she still has my box of used q-tips. I need those for a first communion this weekend!
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I never would thought 20 years ago we’d be living in a society where servers still ask you if Pepsi is okay.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.”
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
High Life goes well with food. At a ballgame. At the reading of the will of an emotionally unstable but sexually attractive aunt. All those types of things.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ahhh, too good for Miller High Life, eh? Serves ya right, Mr. Rockefeller.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Or the name of a wealthy man who made his fortune in the double-sided marital aide business.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
When I was 11 I saw Telly Savales in a hotel and I told him to go fck himself. Does that count?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
19 would have felt empty. 21 would have been nauseating.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Shit. I was just gonna sign up over there and start a newsletter about Amish swimwear.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The Yankees look like dicks.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don’t have time for that shit. Just give me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper. I’m in a goddamn hurry.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The video artist.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Yeah but you gotta pay for gas. I’m not running a goddamn charity.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Let me check my urine.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
During the exam I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything will work out
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
(Humming Gordon Lightfoot ) “Carefree highway…”
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m horny for shin guards. Is that weird?
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