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@langoustine.bsky.social
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@Langoustine@union.place on Mastodon. Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.

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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 2h
I've eaten nothing but barbecue the past two days why do I feel like garbage?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat theonion.com/husband-still-faithful…
Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat
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Mercy Grimm @mercygrimm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be
It's true, we're so lame
YouTube video by Tuggernaut Express
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're good, you'll go to heaven is just a shittier version of if you're good, you'll get a good retirement. Now they don't even bother offering that anymore
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Fred Sochard @fredsochard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Éducateur
Dessin.
Une lycéenne et un lycéen font face à un flic qui montre sa matraque en disant : "Des moyens pour votre éducation ? Mais on en a !"
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm replaying OOT, and I remember not having a problem with the water temple as a kid. I think it was because I just trusted that whatever the game was doing was right and that whatever I was doing was wrong.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI is revolutionizing shit. We're shitting harder and faster, folks. We've eaten the entire Internet, regurgitated it, and now we're blasting it everywhere at an ever-increasing rate. Our buttholes sure are sore.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I left a gratuitous gratuity
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Jose" is a Fresno county farm worker who's making raisins by picking grapes, laying them out on paper where they will dry. He stands long hours on hot sand under a stifling sun. He starts work when the sun's not even up, using a lamp he purchased himself. #WeFeedYou
Workers making raisins in the Sun by laying out paper and putting freshly picked grapes on top for it to dry
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Take the story about how OpenAI's chatbots hacked the servers of Hugging Face, another AI company, as a way of cheating on a hacking challenge called "Exploit Gym."
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 20/09/2026
This is actually pretty funny. youtu.be/hFMq4bw2cW8?...
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Weekend Update: Ed Sheeran, Robert Kraft and Diana's Swan Song | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 05/01/2026
i just realized this by the same lady who made this banger
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been
Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's crazy how many signals just don't work in Austin. Like if you're waiting for the light to change, it won't.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jerry, book him. I'll catch up with you later.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran being brave with his friends
Nathan fielder tweet: out of town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame laughing too.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love everything about you, even the things I don't like
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm brave enough to say fuck the dalai lama
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/6Uzq82SHGGE I can't wait for it to happen
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Serge Gainsbourg - Requiem Pour Un Con
YouTube video by TheAjntraht
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Can't walk that off
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You know you absolutely do not need to be nice or respect people who want you and your homies dead
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP in piss
Charlie Kirk with a small face asking dear liberals, if the female orgasm exists, how come? I've never seen one?
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 10/09/2026
Billionaire philanthropy is PR: We don't want your charity—we demand you pay taxes •Record profits are stolen wages: $50B annually in USA •SNAP & TANF are corporate welfare: Corporations who pay a sub-living wage should be shut down Stop defending billionaires. Start taxing them out of existence.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another Metroid? ???? Thank you, Reggie
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Union power waxed and waned. We went from the Gilded Age to the Guilded Age back to the Gilded Age.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sophia Loren taking in the Libyan desert sun on the set of 'Legend Of The Lost' (1957)
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sad on many levels, but perhaps the saddest is acting like you're doing hard-hitting journalism, Mehdi. Why exactly are you even talking to this burnout? The only Biden postmortem we need is for him to go to prison for crimes against humanity.
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Anthony Reed @blackpoetics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meme of the title page of Capital Vol. 1 with the title changed to "I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro: A Critical Analysis of Capitalist Production" by Karl Marx
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amen
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Line go down
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remember folks, workers share of the economic pie hasn't been this low since the great depression. Wages are still falling. Prices are still skyrocketing. But corporate profits are up, so that's a good thing right? Right?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Posting this for no other reason than to get more Looney Tunes circulating on Bluesky.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Make your favorite film as boring as possible without giving away the title: An old burnout being hunted by the authorities does nothing useful and somehow emerges unscathed.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HEB barbecue is better than 99% of barbecue in the country. Sorry!
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2026
💪
avi of the bushes beans guy captioned 

RISE AND GRIND
let;s get thos beans
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Grew up in Michigan with a parent from San Francisco
Dialect map showing I talk like someone from Michigan or Wisconsin but also kinda Californian
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