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@langoustine.bsky.social
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@Langoustine@union.place on Mastodon. Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.

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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
literally the government of Isabella and Ferdinand said this at the time in official reports this is the government that created the Spanish Inquisition, and even they thought Columbus was too brutal and autocratic www.theguardian.com/world/2006/a...
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Lost document reveals Columbus as tyrant of the Caribbean
Christopher Columbus, the man credited with discovering the Americas, was a greedy and vindictive tyrant who saved some of his most violent punishments for his own followers, according to a document u...
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you even know what a blockchain is?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Words cannot describe how much I hate the New York Times.
Picture from a wire cutter article about dipshit ways store your books. It's a stack of 40+ books. "With a tower shelf, Evan turns the tiniest living room space into an impressive storage spot." "You can also fit books into the narrowest spaces like in a corner or next to a doorway as Evan did." I swear to God if I ever see either Evan or the author of this garbage, I'll slap the shit out of them.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you don't give me $300,000 right now fascism wins. I hope you are willing to live with that
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How dare you
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Mama twins @hi-its-alaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think one of the things that makes Gaza so exceptional is that it is not only a genocide, but it is the world's most obvious genocide, whose perpetrators go on TV to say "we are going to do a genocide" and then make social media posts going "genocided 'em lol".
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lmao I knew it
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catch a bunch of little fish or land a whale
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's gonna be so funny when all the tech companies search and replace artificial intelligence for super intelligence tomorrow
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God bless the Queen (me)
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's so funny when people assume the wife isn't also a horrible person. Like bro did you know women can be bad too?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Google AI researcher salary
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They think we’re all idiots As Jon Stewart says — if the goal is guaranteed income and jobs, why wait? Why is it only “socialism” if we don’t hand them trillions of dollars first?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is no one talking about France? Americans should strike in solidarity, and for us.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife: I want a divorce. Me: I can create an AI wife
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
to all the new people following me, hear me out first: fuck joe biden and fuck kamala harris, and fuck gavin newsom. 9/11 jokes are funny. free palestine. also, if you don’t like trans people, then turn around and leave. block me on the way out.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What about gays expressing support for the Catholic Church?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You realize how miserable unemployment benefits are, right?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ferme ta gueule, Gaston!
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's really not that hard if you're dumb and unbothered by glaring contradiction
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Academia is run by a bunch of vain, egotistical idiots who love bragging about this kind of shit. Publish or perish, so you should publish as much as possible, ethics and science be damned
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not so fast
Zelda's dump truck in botw
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 04/10/2026
met a palestinian woman last night who told me her family comes from Yalu, a village in palestine and just looked it up
In 1967, Israel ethnically cleansed our village, Yalu. Residents of the town comprised part of the approximately 300,000 Palestinians who were made refugees by Israel in the 1967 war, known as the Naksa or “setback” to Arabs and Palestinians. But unlike many other colonised Palestinian lands, Israel never replaced the people of Yalu with settlers. As an apparent act of revenge for local resistance in the 1948 war, Israel decided to keep the land empty, epitomising the racist logic of Zionism that views Palestinian life as a threat.

In 1975, the Canadian Jewish National Fund turned Yalu and two neighbouring villages into Canada Park, which Israel now cites as an example of its commitment to environmentalism. But for the Palestinians who were violently removed from the homes now buried under this park, it is a symbol of the destruction of Palestinian trees, crops, homes and lives.photo of modern day Canada park. big water feature pond thing with trees around itanother part of the park with a little stone bridge
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe these cigarettes will perk me up
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on. I ate coleslaw, too. It was 50% mayonnaise, but still
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've eaten nothing but barbecue the past two days why do I feel like garbage?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I Mistook My Resting Mother-In-Law's Ass For My Wife's, And Stuck My Dick Right In My Mother-In-Law's Ass Without Knowing It Was Actually My Mother-In-Law But My Dick Was Indeed Inside My Mother-In-Law's Ass.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats!
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's got AI just like the enemies in GoldenEye who line up in front of a door to be shot have AI
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes! It's software! Not AI! The fact that they call it AI is a huge lie!
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
r UKidding me?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you imagine ceos going out and begging people to use the Internet in 1998?
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how AI is so powerful and world-changing that we constantly need to be convinced to use it
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The one time I genuinely feel like a South American immigrant should have stayed home
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There better be a steak hiding under those wings
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, this sucks
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I assume are are algerian or Moroccan signs that say no smoking and also don't speak French.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen up liberal: I will never vote for Gavin Newsom
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should hit around noon
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Italian chef pushing pasta into a handgun magazine to shoot self in head. Mama mia...
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Press X to squeeze between buns
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love being able to choose my access
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Clumsy
Alt: John Cusack boombox scene
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He flew too close to the bun
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's not funny. My brother died that way.
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making Mnuchin look like a god damned calligrapher
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Delicious Terrine 🍉 @langoustine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can use your cape to hide your mom's massive erection.
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