iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If at any point between 1999 and 2005 you blurted out a ridiculous "WAZZZZZZUUUP!!!", you have forfeited your right to complain about kids shouting "6-7!!!" now.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

Kate Spade New York website listing for a ring. The ring is yellow gold and has a hot dog on a bun with mustard out of metal and gems on top

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 01/10/2025

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 29/09/2025

working up "democrats must embrace war mindset" rn, but one of my beliefs is this: dooming is itself a reaction to the fear of responsibility. if all is lost and nothing matters then you can't be criticized for your choices. it's not "cold eyed reason." it's an easy escape. comforting

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

As a man in my mid-40s, my number one goal on social media is to never appear as a "mutual connection" for any fake/scam account sending out mass friend requests using a thirst trap profile picture.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a joke posted online and broadcast to the audiences most likely to angrily misinterpret it—forever.

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Chris Feil @chrisvfeil.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

When you give me the repertory keys

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

"I'll be the first to admit that, in 2011, I was too easily won over by the story continuity that LMFAO put into their music videos..." I say, unable to finish my sentence over the roar of mocking laughter from the crowd.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

A decade from now, we’re gonna recognize that The Big Short broke a lot of people’s brains in relation to finance the same kinda way The West Wing broke people’s brains in relation to politics.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Just bought all four books in the “John Dies at the End” series, set to be delivered this Saturday. Gonna have myself an interesting Labor Day weekend.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

This motherfucker right here. [complimentary]

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

"Dakota Johnson Brings Her Sleek Minimalism to the Red Carpet" - Well good for her!

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Hrm… This is troubling. I had an important email in my Gmail account that seems to have completely vanished. It’s not in “All Mail”. It’s not in the Trash. It’s not in Spam. I didn’t permanently delete it. It’s just…not there anymore.

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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

A jira add on something that can easily hit you in the crotch or kick you in the ass. 10/10, no notes.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

This is the best breakdown I've ever seen of how comedy in my home town of Austin got ruined. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ

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How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Eagerly awaiting the video essays that will hit the internet once zoomers discover the whole Charlie Sheen "Tiger Blood" era.

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marcus @marcusgilmer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Taylor Swift is a jam band. She: Plays 3-hour shows Has a hit 10-plus minute song Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her Plays multi-night runs at the same venue Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters

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Stork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

"If the computer seems smart, you're dumb."

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Probably not a good sign about the state of the world that I’ve memorized the specific route I need to take to drive home when the cops have closed off the roads because someone in a mental health crisis is threatening to jump off the overpass.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

imagine being the night watchman here

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Feels like a lot of the legacy media pieces about the inherent conflict between men and women are actually about how it’s really hard to date if you’re a straight woman in a particular literary Brooklyn world where there are approximately 3 non-polyamorous single straight men

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Probing the psychology of a superhero is about as useful as probing the psychology of an imaginary friend.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Comicbook fans have been pretty bad about spending a lot of time focusing on questions ("What if Superman had to kill to save lives?", "Is Batman just as crazy as the Joker?", etc) that ignore the genuine truth: These are all just stories.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Saw the new Superman film. Something that came to mind (contrasting to 2013's Man of Steel) was Dan Olson's video on the Thermian Argument. You can put Superman in an impossible situation where he absolutely has to kill, but if you do that you're probably telling a bad Superman story.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Checking my activity monitor and my food log, I managed to feed myself the exact number of calories that I burned yesterday. Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Focusing on the stupidest replies you receive is the first step towards getting high on your own supply.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

The instruction manual for my refrigerator has this helpful table:

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Hour 69 (nice) with no caffeine. The headaches started yesterday, but have dulled. Energy levels are in the basement. Very happy about the 4th of July holiday because that means even if I wanted to order a bunch of pre-workout, it wouldn’t arrive until Monday. So I might as well see this through.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

So, Lance, how is the whole “no caffeine” thing going for you?

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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 30/06/2025

holy fuck im a weird uncle

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Thursday 6/26: "As Anna Wintour Shifts Her Focus at Condé Nast, Vogue US Will Seek a New Editorial Lead" - Well good for her!

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The curse of social media is being constantly exposed to people who are making the dumbest version of your own argument.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025

I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Thinking about the time several of my friends were convinced to be in a "documentary" and went through several days of shooting only for it to turn out that it was just a production company that wanted to get a bunch of b-roll for free.

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

they let tim cook

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

not to get too deep into this but yeah "suburban moms of all races" are basically the most critical part of the Democratic Party right now and notably a lot of people seem to get very upset about that

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Every responsible pro-Palestinian person in a position of leadership has condemned the murders in DC because they know escalating targeted violence in the US over this issue leads nowhere good, but don't worry, online "leftists" who like to send death threats think the murders are good and based.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Strong candidate for new Maryland state flag.

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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Can’t talk, actively hating jira.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Was watching the live stream as Zendaya walked the carpet. And while she looked amazing there, these are more proof that she has a near-supernatural talent for looking even better in photographs.

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