Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoDunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember kids: if anyone ever tries to convince you to write a program in Rust, even if they have good reasons, you should find a police officer and tell them that person tried to touch you inappropriately. 011
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoDunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My Marled River Rock- Felted Chore Coat is working out swimmingly. ::eats microwaved taquito:: I contain multitudes. 011
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My NYC Taxi driver just changed lanes, on an avenue, and used his turn signal first. I’ve never been more terrified in my life. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember kids: if anyone ever tries to convince you to write a program in Rust, even if they have good reasons, you should find a police officer and tell them that person tried to touch you inappropriately. 011
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For the first time in a long time, I’m putting the work box down ‘early’ bc my constraint rn is compute not time-spent-herding-agents 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You ever reread your own claude.md file contents and think “that’s fire” 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yo if you road bike with gloves for grip you’re a loser 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just finished up a marathon of meetings. Time to actually get real work done. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nothing invigorates me more than seeing a fat guy ride slow on a ~$10k road bike. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can’t talk Troop Beverly Hills is on. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bro, if you aren’t working on your own custom harness that will change the world, do you even work in Tech? 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Life hack: Buy oranges Buy coke zero Make your own orange cokes. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Juat made a PHENOMENAL Orzo dish. Just… totally delicious. But yeah totally gonna spend 25 mins scrubbing that pan tonight too. 020
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/08/2026DCA is here to ask the tough, splitting questions of these challenging times. Like, is buying a GMT watch intentionally to use as a diver when the same watch *comes in a diver-specific variant* (just 2 diff bezels) a daringly roguish move, or just a faux pas? 000
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoGeorge Pearkes @peark.es · 30/07/2026An 8 employee hedge fund that was up hundreds of percent and used aggressive leverage is asking investors for more cash to meet margin calls. The tropes in this particular bull market couldn’t get any lazier. www.ft.com/content/2803...ft.comLeopold Aschenbrenner’s Situational Awareness seeks to raise capital after AI routHedge fund has held talks with existing investors and lenders in recent days 61870148
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoDunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I love when past me does things for future me. 021
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 24/07/2026When life gives you lemons, put a sly smile on your face and start passing those fuckers out like they’re candy and you have more than you can carry on your own and have to get ride of them to others’ benefit 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026These anti-Canadian-Smoke supplements didn’t really do anything tbh… 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Could have smoked a pack and a half of American Spirits over the same 1:24 and have the dame experience tbh 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/07/2026As @donachaidh.bsky.social once said (minutes ago) SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF 010
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026163 years ago right about now, you’d be watching 12,000 troops advance out across this valley to occupy positions a mile in front of the US line 1239341
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gettysburg @pptsapper.bsky.social is my favorite @pptsapper.bsky.social 528926
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Now this is what I call *not* cannoli weather. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Got into a wee fight with m’bike chain. 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Hello, all. Native and current resident of New Jersey here. Do not eat Jersey Mikes. It is bad, it has always been bad, it will always be bad. -DCA 120
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I love when past me does things for future me. 021
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 04/06/2026John Travolta directs and acts in a film romanticizing a young boy’s first experience with air travel in a highly 60’s stylized drama: It’s original working title was “DCA’s Personal Hell” 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Liking Drake is the largest indicator of a lack of original identity. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Then don’t make them, in mexico, like this anymore. 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“Jesus is selling his bath water online” How to explain Catholic Indulgences to Gen Z 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 15/05/2026These things are absolute heroin-cocaines. 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Uggggh. Totally forgot to pack my adult snacking candy for this trip. (advil) 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Apparently you can find out your divorce is final by email. 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m going to literally vomit at all the “Kash Out” headlines whenever it finally happens. 010
Reposted by Dunce Cap Aficionadospleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The Evel Knievel urge to fw that chasm 0104
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I’m making a ruling. Delta force is no longer ‘cool’ It just is. 000
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Guys. You aren’t going to believe this. After 2.25 hours on the phone on a Sunday evening with the ‘customer service’ folks at my You Don’t Get A Choice ISP, it turns out I have been right the whole time and their bullshit router sucks and is the problem. I’ll now wait on hold for my apology. 020
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Nothing like a ‘leader’ with a guiding principle that appears to be ‘accountability is a problem you people have to deal with, not me” 010
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hey, so, like, if you’re a sock company….. you do not ever, EVER need to know someone’s location for them to just load your website. Stop asking for that. 000
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoDunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Ok look I want to drop the whole “it’s OK to use in the UK I don’t understand wh…” bullshit argument it’s… just STOP I’m saying can I just call claude code a cunt when It’s being a cunt? Like, Gentlemen’s rules and all- absolutely zero gendering allowed associated with the same usage, but come on… 001
Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Ok look I want to drop the whole “it’s OK to use in the UK I don’t understand wh…” bullshit argument it’s… just STOP I’m saying can I just call claude code a cunt when It’s being a cunt? Like, Gentlemen’s rules and all- absolutely zero gendering allowed associated with the same usage, but come on… 001
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoOtto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This pope being an American and continually telling this administration to eat shit fucking rules 1181
Reposted by Dunce Cap AficionadoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m officially “involuntarily made the noise from the beginning of Down with the Sickness while putting on my shoes” years old 51446