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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Checking my activity monitor and my food log, I managed to feed myself the exact number of calories that I burned yesterday. Feels like hitting one of those 0.01% cheevos, but for real life.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

The instruction manual for my refrigerator has this helpful table:

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

So, Lance, how is the whole “no caffeine” thing going for you?

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Today I had the first service from the cleaners that I've hired for my new place. I think that means I am now officially 100% moved in. (Also, look at how fresh and how clean the place is!!!)

A photograph of an extremely clean apartment.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This took my entire Sunday, but at least it is finally done. Was it worth it when 90% of what I'm gonna watch are youtube video essays??? Some questions are best left unanswered.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

The highways in DFW are so intense that Apple Maps turns into a full-on video game to help you navigate your drive.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My mom is cleaning out her house to prepare for a renovation, so she gave me my old yearbooks. That's where I found this photo of myself, in 1996, in my high school's Internet Club.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Disney's solution to the problematic aspects of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is the equivalent of them deciding to do a remake of Song of the South and deciding to solve the racist aspect of the movie by making all the black characters CG.

Screenshot of GCI dwarfs from live-action Snow White movie.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Color is verboten on the Hunter family Thanksgiving plate.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Having lots of books is great the 99% of your life when you aren’t moving. That other 1% of the time is…rough.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

if you see this, quote with a horror film you love #filmsky #horrorsky

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Oof. Netflix is clearly not ready for live events.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #695,904!

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

First album I bought with my own money

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 20/07/2024

I cannot overstate how much I hate how Musk is ruining the reputation of my city. I'll be the first to admit that we were never quite the liberal hippie paradise that we once pretended to be, but now we've become shorthand for "place fascists go when leaving California".

Elon declaring that he's moving Twitter HQ to Austin.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

Reading John Higgs’ book “The KLF: Chaos, Magic, and the Band who Burned a Million Pounds” on my 44th birthday and I think I just found my guiding principle for this year…

Highlighted text: “Wild, uninhibited creativity is essentially self-indulgent if it is not followed by the hard work involved in manifesting that inspiration into something that connects to other people.” Page 169

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

Alex Garland is an out-of-touch upper-class Englishman, and they are infamous for drawing arbitrary lines on maps to nonsensically divide places they absolutely do not understand.

Map of the divides in A24's upcoming film Civil War.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

A tip for my fellow Austinites as SXSW nears (screenshot due to character count)...

With SXSW near, here's a tip for my fellow Austinites:

"Stop moving to Austin" <-- Intensely hypocritical if you moved here yourself (about 90% of you), reads as really racist when put up all over our very white city during one of the most diverse events we host.

"Don't decide to move here until you've had a Monday Happy Hour at Baby A's." <-- Supports local business, reflects true native Austin culture, will properly separate those who can really hang from those just swept up in the moment.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

Joking w/ friends about Madame Web, I said "What else can Sony do? They've got no good IP. People won't go to a new Gidget movie!" Looking at publicity from the OG Gidget, I see how wrong I was. Put Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, & Austin Butler in that thing and literally every zoomer would see it twice.

Publicity still from the 1959 film Gidget.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

Played Cyberpunk 2077 finally. Once I finished and went online to see the discussion around it, I was shocked to learn that I’m apparently one of the only people who liked the Voodoo Boys and always took their side when possible.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Only 23% of NYTimes readers were able to recognize Ice Spice. Perhaps the most damning condemnation of that publication I have ever witnessed.

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Lance @lancehunter.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Sadly, this rhetorical style is still far too common out there.

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