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EvilGinx 😈

@sapiosiren.bsky.social
844 followers 398 following 7.3K posts

Gin, Goddex of OSINT, former restauranteur, tech-adjacent, resumé pro, keeper of secrets, poet. she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota. kind of a big deal in iowa

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 7h
It got worse, he’s a one-upper
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11h
My sister’s boyfriend is short, has a puka shell necklace and a rattail how the fuck am I supposed to be nice
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16h
My mom called me a Democrat so I hit her with a “let’s unpack that statement” and she backed off really quick 🤣
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 18h
America is a ranked lobby and I am not used to pvp
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 19h
Visiting my parents in Georgia and I feel like i’m in a nightmare wandering through a Jesus theme park
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just had quail eggs and they’re so good 😭
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine or were you always a snack
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna wrap my white Subaru in the 90’s Jazz design
A picture of the 90’s jazz design that was often used on cups
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easy there JPMorgan
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my favorite versions of guy are the super straight ones that learn choreography and do incredible dance videos
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this what it feels like to give the Abominable Snowman a rimjob?
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Dolly, I set my cup of ambition down somewhere and now I can’t find it 😭
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t that just an imposter from among us, but smiling this time?
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn, the DOJ is hemorrhaging even the bullshit batshit attorneys now
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What doesn’t kill you introduces you to Carl Jung
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
hey do i know any lesbians in Denver on here? if so dm me i need your help? (this isn't about me don't worry)
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Date idea: we go to Chili’s and pretend to negotiate our divorce
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(tweeting an AI photo from prison)
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I went to a mandatory all-day self improvement seminar about confidence and resilience, then did therapy, then applied for multiple jobs. I am emotionally exhausted
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am the culmination of several thousand failures
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The coworker who got the training promotion is trying to delegate training to me already and I stood my ground that I will not do it!!! But the anxiety gave me a migraine lmao
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That is the last time I’m stopping to get donuts for my team. I almost got T-bone by a lady who blew a stop sign and went straight in a turn lane through an intersection. 
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first of 4 newbies has started and she literally whispermumbles everything she says. I cannot understand her at all
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not me considering packing coffee syrup and instant espresso powder to go visit my parents
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday I made wonton soup for lunch and adobo bean and Salvadorian chorizo tacos for dinner. Today I want to meal prep Alfredo white bean pasta for the workweek
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh, wiggly teeth day 😖
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Taylor 🏳️‍🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 20/09/2026
But NO ONE who gets to quit shitting! 😤
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In this life there are two types of people: shitters and quitters
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love when cats do the jumping headbutt into you. Like their love is a propelling force 🥹
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Captain Reginald “Reggie” Thistleton @reggiiiiiiiiie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do Catdroids Dream Of Electric Meece?
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 17/09/2026
BCA says violent crime is down, 3rd degree zany pratfalls on the rise.
banana peel laying on Hennepin avenue sidewalk
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone have any counterhex advice? I’ve never dealt with someone using evil magic before so I am out of my depth
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⧖ big rock big river ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigriver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, they're colonizers. This is what they do.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If a white man is lost, don’t give him directions. Let him consult his colonist ancestors, he’ll be fine
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So many things could kill him 😬 Mosquito-borne illness The heat + humidity Crocodiles Hippos Gorillas Mokele mbembe Rough water Snakes Other people
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the guy who is going to kayak the Congo… the kayak is inflatable 😬
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do powdered sugar and white sugar (granulated) taste different? Y/N:
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Walking past a bar and someone shouted “Look! It’s Ms. Frizzle!”
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A nazi incel I met at bible camp 20 years ago has found me yet again and tried to add my socials everywhere 🤢 BLICKITY BLOCK
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man my hair is doing the Theranos Special today
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Told my mom all my current dietary restrictions before I go visit family. Let’s see how many times she tries to feed me POISON
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today has been waves of hot flashes followed by nausea and headaches, itchy inner ears, neck muscle spams causing migraines on a fucking loop. What did I do 😭
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So happy to have my new desk. It is very roomy, right by the water cooler, printer, and unofficial snack table
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Life feels like the beginning of Three Body Problem when the Trisolarans make contact via the siphons, but instead of making an international task force we’re just ignoring them
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They need to stop paying influencers to push the UFO narrative so hard. We know they’re real and aliens exist but we kinda have bigger things going on
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God didn’t give me working knees because he knew I would be too perfect as a reclusive and mysteriously well-read lighthouse keeper
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