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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳

@lachesis.bsky.social
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Recovering Decemberists poster and Wet T shirt contest runner up avi by @pianta_ on twitter 👸Indicates a Princess is speaking 😇 Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber

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juno Rylee Stump-Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 09/10/2026
I’m trans and need help
Bear I saw at the zoo a few weeks ago
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poppy @poppy.northsky.social · 9h
🔎 are faerie deals permanent? 🔎 altering faerie deal 🔎 how to defeat a faerie 🔎 is cold iron real? 🔎 OTC libido suppressant
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 8h
🎃Candy Cuties🍭
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Been thinking about this tweet for 7 years
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 5h
I have my moments 😇
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 5h
Damn well it's a good thing I'm thirsty as hell 😌
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 5h
Nooooo talk to me babe ahaha
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 7h
"Walking simulators"? Oh, you mean
Amblin Entertainment. (Sort of a dumb joke tbh since Amblin gets its name from Spielberg's first film "Amblin'" so I'm basically just making the joke he's already made but in the opposite direction. Please like and follow.)
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 10h
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 7h
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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被害少女A @ad.ely.fyi · 6h
you villain, you could have told her her bikini was coming off! skeb delivery~ 🎨 skeb.jp/@soara_shimomo
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 6h
He doesn't have to be a woman but he can't stay a man, from the sounds of it
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 6h
Girl the movie's over! You don't have to act anymore!
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 6h
God, real...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 7h
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day to the Indigenous New Yorkers who continue to shape our city, sustain ancestral traditions, and carry forward generations of resilience.
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Ducky🔞[$240/$300] @duckybeingyucky.bsky.social · 6h
comfy :3
ducky taking a mirror selfie, their wearing a salmon cardigan and black thigh highsducky taking a mirror selfie, their wearing a salmon cardigan and black thigh highs, in this picture they have the cardigan open revealing their breast
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 6h
My hottest MCU take is that Scarlet Witch x Vision was a Yuri ship until they ruin it by making it a heterosexual romance
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13h
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OCTOBER 12,1944
P1- NANCY IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW 
NANCY: IT'S COLD TODAY- - I THINK ILL WEAR MY NEW SKI-SUIT
P2-NANCY IS HAPPILY WALKING DOWNTOWN IN HER NEW SKI- SUIT 
P3-NANCY IS APPROACHED BY A LADY ON THE STREET 
LADY: IS THIS THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE, LITTLE BOY?
P4- UPSET THAT THE LADY THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOY , NANCY PUTS A BOW ON HER HEAD, ADDS A SKIRT OVER HER SKI-SUIT AND IS CARRYING ONE OF HER DOLLS AS SHE GOES BACK OUTSIDE FOR A WALK
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Igneous Sigil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 15h
Vaguely working on a sort of yuri taxonomy of "toxic yuri" vs "pungent yuri", where basically PUNGENT is just, like, oh this is a combative or painful or really thorny relationship, whereas TOXIC is "oh they are BAD for each other, tearing into each other, making each other worse".
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
An actor goes to a therapist. Says he doesn't want to be the man in a relationship with women. The therapist says you should see this movie, I Saw The TV Glow. The actor says "But Doctor,"
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
Another crazy combo is the time sisters. Big sis does infinite time progression, procing infinite draw from lil sis
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah magpie is nuts lmao. I thought it's ability was poorly translated but no, it's just busted lol. Also, I had the true damage/healing mana gen so I was getting infinite mana from chain lightning and abyssal tide lol
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
"opens up about sexuality" is low-key journalistic malpractice from an ostensibly queer news source. Girl is talking about her gender!!! She all but turned to the camera and said "I am a transgender woman"
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
Ooooo that's a new combo to me. The one that inspired this was afterimage of spring, thunder mage, I think archer was there? Maybe the scissor sisters? Oh, yeah, I think the reason I said the run was over is cuz I got the equipment that gives an abyssal tide when an enemy with dehydration dies lol
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
An actor goes to a therapist. Says he doesn't want to be the man in a relationship with women. The therapist says you should see this movie, I Saw The TV Glow. The actor says "But Doctor,"
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You come upon an elf. What do you do? >sex elf ERR: Input not recognized. Type HELP for available commands. >sexualize elf You sexualize the elf.
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
[after 3 out of 15 Battles] yeah this run is Over. My build is unstoppable
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 7h
Hey check out this card battler I've been playing, it's fucking sick! *Spends 15 minutes choosing a build that has me playing 20 cards with 30 inscrutable interactions to win on the first turn*
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Callisto Khan @Persephone Effect Out NOW! @callistokhan.bsky.social · 7h
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Peter Campbell @brootswillis.bsky.social · 8h
really cool that Branson not only employs a professional narrator but also gives him space to promote his other VO projects. How many other webcomics can say the same?
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11h
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel and Cassie are talking about how Noel caught a bullet with a gun.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/10/2026
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 8h
Let's just say that I watched the entirety of The Simpsons with my girlfriend
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 8h
It occurs to me that a lot of y'all didn't know me when I was a practicing Wife Guy
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 8h
True if someone told me you were raping them I would laugh in their face 😇
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 8h
robot girl age regressor who loads earlier versions of her firmware
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 8h
Temporarily embarrassed wife guy
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T-lex022 @tlex022.bsky.social · 9h
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 18h
GOATed painting
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Making of the Perfect Martini, Guy Buffet, Lithography, 2000.
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love being groped and molested 🥺
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am playing Corpse Lady in my discord server so if you wanna check it out now would be a good time!
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh wow, strong.... Thats verycool
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Orc girl....
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Haha hiiiii
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll say 😇
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh Wow
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you 😇
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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah~?
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