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DURIAN BEAST

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4h
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 5h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 3h
there's still this idea among some ai boosters that ai in law is gonna level the playing field for poor people/give them better access to law but so far it's been like: your state appointed attorney will shit out the worst possible ai-generated bullshit and you'll rot in prison
“It's little comfort to know that my stupidity is what brings us together this afternoon,” New Mexico attorney Stephen D. Aarons said in a hearing last month before five judges. He “assumed” ChatGPT would generate a “bulletproof summary of proceedings.” Instead, ChatGPT generated false testimony from “wholly fabricated witnesses,” according to an order of direct contempt from the New Mexico Supreme Court. Aarons was representing a man who was found guilty of killing his wife earlier this year; Aarons said he hadn’t told his client directly that he was caught using ChatGPT on the case because he’s currently serving life in prison.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 3h
fully AI-invented witnesses in a murder trial. good stuff: www.404media.co/chatgpt-fake...
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Lawyer Cites ChatGPT-Invented Fake Witnesses in Murder Appeal
"Do you watch the news? Do you listen to the radio? Do you read anything about what's going on in the world?” one of the judges asked the lawyer, who submitted false testimony and witnesses after usin...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3h
People have been debating the question of "who the real predator is" in Primetime. I would have thought the answer was obvious, that it's the giant lion that is perpetually stalking the show's set, but I guess some people were too taken in by Pattinson's magnetism to notice.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 3h
elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 19h
so you're saying this was a bad idea
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9h
I think a key issue here is that these guys have no idea what 'good' means
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 8h
Shout out to a Bearcam bear from 10 years ago
A tweet from me ten years ago reading 
There is a bear on Bearcam today with very well-defined buttocks
The photograph shows exactly that
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 8h
flying capybara
painting of various capybaras: one being abducted by an ufo, one with butterfly wings, one with dragon wings and a cape, one mixed with a bee and one mixed with a bat
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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planet of the Humans (Ape Escape 3, PS2, SIE Japan Studio, 2005)
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h
and she was right!!! he is so handsome!!!!
orange cat looking debonair
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 19h
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h
they can never supply examples of the things they claim have so massively improved from what people are imagining. "they're so much better and they can think and write music" okay where is it
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11h
Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16h
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Top to bottom, an incredible image
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Protorptype @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wishing him a very become candle
It was recorded that Dong's corpse was left on the streets with a lit wick placed on his navel. The wick burned for several days on the fat of the corpse. It was said that the light from the flame could last for days.[22] A special order stated that anyone who went forth to collect the body would be killed. However, three officials, including Cai Yong,
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ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 🌈 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rapists aren't scared enough
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Being gay with your dad is white supremacy but we're not ready for that conversation.
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did I just get back from a viewing at Bonhams auction house in NYC of cat-themed art? Why yes- yes I did. Did I take pictures, including of these Chinese ceramic cats from the Qing Dynasty? Also yes! Will I make a thread of some of them? Indeed I will, which will include...
Two ceramic cats in a vitrine
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Timeproof Games @timeproof.games · 29/09/2026
Cool 3D effect in 8 bits. Known as Nebulus, Castelian, Kyorochan Land, Subline, or Tower Toppler depending on the version. This is the NES Castelian.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corn Dog is really into gourds, he likes to roll around with them
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Neimi @aquaticscent.digital · 29/09/2026
Game: Ape Escape
Developer: Sony Computer Entertainment Japan
Platform: Playstation
📺: Sanyo DS24425
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22h
lol
Dune Spiceposting™ . Join
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Hi I'm Muse your new Al ag-

*throat is slit by fremen warrior*
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 21h
president xi can rename it to "hyper intelligence" and make trump's heart explode. take this opportunity now sir
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 21h
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 21h
Shut every fraternity down.
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Jenna{MentalHealthBreak} @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 21h
Unpopular opinion: Stop teaching us (women, trans, MINORS) how to avoid being catcalled, assaulted, and raped. Start speaking up and showing up for us, tell them to stop. Call them out loudly for THEIR ACTIONS. They should be shamed, not us.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 21h
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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