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Eris

@kuroyukihi.me
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Valorant / Cyberpunk / Yuri (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️

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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 02/10/2026
Giving myself one hour a day to learn how to draw with a tablet. I have never drawn with a tablet before, and I will probably not finish anything in that time frame. #Inktober2026
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 17/09/2026
Turned 33
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Algorithm update. Bunch of people have been doing this exact kind of thing to get around TikTok censorship and it’s wild. Feels like an analogue horror series
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 07/07/2026
Hi I wrote my own Wayland compositor. It's cool if you like 80% functional tiling window managers. codeberg.org/sty6/lucid
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Kane (Minkmoding) @kanexan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.
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Paeorþ, Viscountess Chocula @trans-scriber.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I could use more of this in my life
Meme text: "you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/06/2026
[getting upset that my clone is giving me mediocre head] who taught you this? am i really that bad???
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 02/06/2026
Am I wearing enough rings to come across as an emotionless masc fuckboy yet
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/05/2026
being a lesbian is so hard. every time a beautiful woman says a truly god awful pun i have an insatiable desire to passionately make out with her.
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 25/04/2026
i like to say, if you see i'm smoking that means im depressd. if you see e drinking imm REALY depressed. I think that puts me right now a thte precipice o f "I think im gonna do it if i dont pass out "
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 07/04/2026
My bike got here just in time for another unprecedented international military event in the American century of humiliation. But at least I have my bike.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
im going through the crab book btw
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There is literally no reason to live anymore
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's right
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"$8 a gallon for gas???
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/03/2026
RIP sora
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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dawg, some DORK compromised LiteLLM and was able to successfully do a supply chain attack impacting 97 MILLION DEVICES But the payload was VIBE CODED resulting in the application crashing. YOU'RE THE WORST MALWARE WRITER ON THE PLANET. HOW DO YOU FUMBLE 97 MILLION MACHINES
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 21/03/2026
Just had to learn via email that my family dog died. There is some immense weirdness to life without a cell phone.
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
smoking cigarettes sure whatever its bad for you it still looks hard as fuck
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
His plans are measured in centuries
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride
Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
just because you were right about linux being better doesnt mean you get to be smug about it
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EldritchBi - Beach Episode Never @kay.inmon.moe · 06/01/2026
I am running for state government this is my platform
Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, but the basic needs are replaced by universal basic income, psychological needs replaced by free healthcare, and self fulfillment needs replaced with women with a wolf cut beating me to death.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 29/09/2025
Thanks, LinkedIn. I have so much experience for this position from glazing my boss all day.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 10/09/2025
Starting a new conspiracy theory, completely unfounded: Every source close to Kirk immediately he was dead (especially if you actually watched the video, and also the whole AF Post confirming he was dead almost immediately then redacting themselves), but wanted to give the guise that he was still
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 11/12/2024
Ain't no way the Samsung Keyboard app replaced "Attach File" on the keyboard navigation with "Rewrite this with AI"
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 05/12/2024
Glad to know my top artist from 2024 according to Spotify and my top artist from 2012 according to a Twitter shitpost I found from an unpurged high school account are the same.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 28/11/2024
Engine blew up half way to my parents' place. Happy holidays
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 23/11/2024
Trying to dodge Arcane spoilers has been the final driver for me to pull the plug and uninstall Twitter
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 16/11/2024
Fascinating things being discovered on Slsk
A soulseek file browser showing a folder called "Tgirl fiction" almost directly below another labeled "Esoteric Hitlerism"
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zhvo🦌vt @zhvo.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Great Northern S-2
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
mental health break? you bet it did
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 13/11/2024
not even does SLSK not have this album I'm looking for, it's not even listed on last fm OR on discogs for the band. I'm being fucking gaslit I KNOW THE ALBUM EXISTS I AM LISTENING TO IT ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW (Downtown Struts have two albums like this btw)
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 13/11/2024
you know music preservation's in a bad spot when not even SLSK has the album you're looking for.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 12/11/2024
Your honor, any reasonable jury would agree that I cannot be expected to "lock the fuck in" under these conditions.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
the truth is, i know how to fight. i know how to resist. i know how to do that work. i just.... really hoped, for a minute there, that i'd get to be something else. that i'd get to do something else. that my whole life wouldn't be about fighting, because i'm trans.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 06/11/2024
I don't think I can keep telling myself "I'll be fine" anymore. I'm so tired
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 25/10/2024
Update: my new keyboard does not have a functioning Escape key. This is no longaemeeme someone let me out
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 07/01/2024
Transition stories in 12 words or fewer "I'm not like Buffalo Bill, so obviously I'm not that... but also."
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 03/01/2024
60,000 USD will no longer fix me. I need a millionaire to total my car.
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 21/12/2023
Customer: "no I don't want to get new pads right now" (Bear in mind these are both the front AND rear pads)
Brake pads showing bare metal-on-metal contact with the rotors (this is bad)Brake pads showing bare metal-on-metal contact with the rotors (this is bad)
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Eris @kuroyukihi.me · 17/12/2023
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