Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Alice has now seen “Wake Up Dead Man” which means now I can talk about “Wake Up Dead Man” as approximately one million of you have asked me to do. intermittent live-blog in the quoted thread. gay Catholic musings below: 22933147
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I approve cost cutting in the production of new Air Force One planes. imo they shouldn't waste money on inspections at all. 2235040
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamKaren Hao @karenhao.bsky.social · 27/01/2025As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/ 21161232338
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/01/2025John Cheez-It: You can't do this. This is not my vision. Stop Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent 014011
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 18/01/2025No one EVER learns the lesson of Surf Dracula 281608249
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamphil @philjamesson.com · 14/12/2024your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about 8661961040
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 14/12/2024No entity, living or dead, has ever concentrated on performing a task with as much focus as my dog when he decides his testicles need cleaning. 010
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay. In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares 151855598
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Ham𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I haven't seen this documentary so I'm just speaking of the cover... this genre of nostalgia art grosses me out. Reminds me of the Treehouse of Horror where Homer is force fed donuts in Hell. 7422
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamStew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024There's not much I remember about this show other than a puppet being the building's doorman and putting a hat on a store mannequin made it come to life. 031
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamAnthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 22/11/2024For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro. 14341171635
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.nytimes.comThe Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of BankruptcyThe satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements. 23225863115915
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Kayvan Novak is doing TREMENDOUS work on WWDITS this season. The whole cast is always fantastic, but he’s absolutely killing it this season. Episode 5 was an all-timer. 100
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 07/11/2024“If I’m up there on that bar and you’re not, I’ll be looking down. I’ll always have your back.” -Commander Shepard #N7Day 010
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Secret Panel HERE 👍 tapas.io/episode/1869281 435244
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2024At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint. 401606407
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/01/2024It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died. 1856531526
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamClark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/01/2024Tangential to the day's awesomeness, saw this on Kotaku, and I swear, I never feel less connected to other gamers than I do hearing people hated Final Fantasy XV, for all these reasons, and this doesn't even mention the Florence + The Machine Stand By Me cover playing again over Prompto's photos.kotaku.comEight Years Later, Final Fantasy's Best Ending Still Hits HardI've come up with a new recipe...for gut-punching heartache 011
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamClark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Welp, new platform, let do this: Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023. Go watch. And maybe share it around.youtu.beTHE 25 BEST GAMES OF 2023: A Video CountdownEdited by Justin Clark (writer @ Slant Magazine, Gamespot)Donate to David Ehrlich's Gofundme to support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund:https://www.gofu... 011
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamClaire Lower @clairelower.bsky.social · 27/10/2023end of an era 🫡😭 lifehacker.com/lifehackers-best-foo…lifehacker.comI'll Take the Check, When You Have a MomentEight years, five EICs, four corporate owners, at least as many CEOs, and two union contract negotiations later, I’m moving on. 18304
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamStew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2023I have to take the small, comforting victories where I can these days. 011
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/10/2023great setting. if your timeline is full of replies to people you dont like or dont want to see then turn this sucker on in settings. 615428
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamAustin Tichenor @austintichenor.bsky.social · 08/10/2023I wrote about some of my favorite Shakespeare ghosts for the Folger Shakespeare Library. Which are yours?folger.edu"Haunt me still": Shakespeare's ghosts | Folger Shakespeare LibraryAustin Tichenor explores the powerful theatricality of Shakespeare's ghosts, among whom the most famous is probably Hamlet's father. 052
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2023Question FOR A FRIEND: If you use a portapotty at a festival and that blue stuff splashes up onto your person, is there some shot you can take or some process you need to undergo in order to disinfect your butt meat? 010
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/09/2023This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible. 0358
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 21/09/2023@jakeplissken.bsky.social Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere? 020
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2023repost if you're the fucker 8360160
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Half Man. Half Machine. Half Hobo. All Cop. Hobocop's Prime Directives: "Serve the public food you made on your trash barrel grill" "Protect your bindle from robbers" "Uphold your pants unless you're peein' on a wall" 010
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Ham𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 05/09/2023You know how it is when you get wounded and expect to die but locals nurse you back to health and accept you as one of their own and you start a new life but then some shit goes down and the only thing you have to contribute is badass blackops wristbreaking moves. THE EQUALIZER 3.outlawvern.comThe Equalizer 3 | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMATHE EQUALIZER 3 is another fine entry in Academy Award winner Denzel Washington’s only ongoing franchise. It has a very different setting than part 1 or part 1114
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2023doctor told me today that it is in fact extremely easy to kill me in a way that matters 420033
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamStew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2023I wrote about The Equalizer 3 and how the series at large is an interesting juxtaposition between the moral grounding Denzel Washington presents versus the fist-pumping violence his character (reluctantly) perpetuates.kltv.comThe Stew Review: Denzel Washington brings moral grounding to Equalizer 3′s violenceIt’s difficult to think of another action film franchise that so starkly puts its protagonist at odds against what we know he’s there to do. 112
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 27/08/2023I think I’m going to start going to therapy. Nothing is wrong, I just want the opportunity to lay on a couch in the middle of a work day. 010
Jean Claude Canned Ham @kungfucornelius.bsky.social · 25/08/2023“It was a perfect jail cell. They gave me a harmonica because not many people know this and the liberal media won’t tell you, I am a great harmonica player, the best harmonica player. No one knows harmonicas like Trump. No one has done more for the harmonica industry than me.” 000
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 23/08/2023"We're not saying he's dead, but we are saying gravity is a motherfucker." -- every news org right now 0281
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/08/2023"i never thought the leopards would arrange for ME to die in a dramatic 'accident'," sobs person who failed to finish coup against the leopards who arrange for people to die in dramatic "accidents" regime 4428110
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamSpooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 22/08/2023 1370159
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamborats of canada @forpush.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Yeah fuck buses 4454961690
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamClark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 21/08/2023DID YOU KNOW: If one Saturday night, you go see Ghost/Amon Amarth, then the very next night you go see Lorna Shore, Mastodon, and Gojira--the latter involving getting in not one but two Walls of Death-+all of your muscles will want to slough off your skeleton like a melted Klondike bar? It's true. 001
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned HamTenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 14/08/2023They put up a Mario themed training display at work warning against phone scammers and Yoshi the fraud gets funnier to me every time I walk past him 529076
Reposted by Jean Claude Canned Hamlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 03/07/2023[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice 1558499