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Julie Lynn

@bellafortunate.bsky.social
1.6K followers 2.1K following 1.5K posts

Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.” Here, have mine: 🖕
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is toward you If you can't afford health or childcare If you can't afford housing or groceries If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian If you're not a billionaire If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Look at this fucking boob
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past? What a soulless ass
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
FYI
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire. If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.com · 10/10/2025
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook) Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure. You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him
The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men. www.vox.com/the-goods/20...
vox.com
Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color
Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 23/09/2025
Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Sure, Errol Musk is an utter monster, but he knows how to commit to a bit
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hope he didn't use an autopen
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's allllll a grift.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
By labellesophie.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Listening to these bone-ignorant old dimfucks spread harebrained lies about Tylenol gives me an Excedrin headache, y'all
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
There goes the First Amendment.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025
This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.
yahoo.com
Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
PUTTINONNARITZ!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
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Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/09/2025
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Oh hey, let's not forget about that tranche of damning Epstein emails that Bloomberg obtained... this link is a non-paywalled version of their article: archive.is/pPaxV
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 15/09/2025
Y’all are cutting HBCU funding, dismantling civil rights offices, slashing Medicaid and SNAP, over-policing Black communities—yet want us to believe you’re helping poor Black people?
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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
They're eliminating free speech and due process. These efforts to crush Americans under heel into prisoners of the state must be stopped.
truthout.org
New Bill Would Allow Rubio to Strip US Citizens’ Passports Over Political Speech
The legislation would allow the Secretary of State to strip anyone’s US passport with no legal due process.
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