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Clark With Me In Hell

@justinofclark.bsky.social
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Literal/figurative giant blerd. Throws words at you from Kotaku, Slant Magazine, Gamespot, et al. Boston Society of Film Critics member. Occasionally, there's wrestling posts. Sorry about that in advance. He/Him youtube.com/@justinofclark

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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 1h
Late posting to my own feed, but I reviewed Chris Rock's Misty Green. Was only reminded to check because of an interview I just saw posted where Rock compared "Woke 1" to the Salem Witch Trials, and that dovetails real nice with his movie being hot trash. Go read.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 9h
Game Company With Goodwill To Burn Announces Plans To Burn All Its Goodwill
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 20h
ITS SATURDAY. TIME TO GIVE A SHIT. #AEWCollision #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 21h
Dangal: 4 stars
Behemoth!: 4 1/2 stars
Digger: 3 stars
Fantastic Planet: 4 stars
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger: I'm gonna write long form and spoilery about it later. But first its a satire of current politics. But then it turns into a satire of art about current politics. But it's really about how much contempt Iñarritu has of his audience. And that makes him, as I've always guessed, kind of a dick.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bowens, I can see re-signing (and if so, put him in the C2 and book him to come out of it looking like money), but totally understand if he wants to see what else is out there. Max Caster, on the other hand, might as well get the WWE logo tattooed on his forehead like the Majin Mark.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Behemoth!: Basically, the Anti-Tár; a fundamentally good man and musician trying his damndest to find stability with an unstable family, and an even less stable film industry. It's also absolutely lovely, and I'm already mad I'm not able to listen to the soundtrack on a loop the rest of the year.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im so fucking tired.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuckin called it. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
"It's gonna be another one of those shows.

And I hate that it's the second one this month. 

And yet, if there's anything to "look forward to" for lack of a better term, it's that feel in my bones Mox is gonna be the one to pick us up and march us onward.

#Wrestlesky"
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here we go. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh FUCK. Those two are gonna go absolutely bugnuts insane during this match. And the cherry on top is you know one of them is gonna hit the Black Arrow perfect, and we're all gonna fucking lose it. #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have multiple people in my life I've sent this article to who mentioned it made them cry from how much it made them feel seen. The person who wrote this deserves to make a living in games. Somebody make that happen.
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My OCD Doesn’t Want Me To Play Horror Games, But I Do It Anyway - Kotaku
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is way more than extreme cleaning, and mine doesn’t like Outlast
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, forever a DmC: Devil May Cry supporter:
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
Alt: Matthew McConaughey in Wolf of Wall Street: You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Several things in that tribute that were not on my bingo card this year at all. But genuinely a really sweet tribute that doesn't mince words. #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, yeah. I'm for this. Pause feuds, ask the top folks in the company who they wanna face, bring em in. Do a glorified indie show. We need the feeling back.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhat late due to NYFF shenanigans over the weekend, but I reviewed Wolverine. Its a perfectly fine game--occasionally a damn good game!--whose flaws stand out more due to timing, circumstance, and developer pedigree. Go read.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, I can't imagine having to put together two Brodie Lee-level in-ring funerals and support another for someone with a terminal illness in a three week stretch. I got nothing but respect for TK holding things down even *this* well after the fact. #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's gonna be another one of those shows. And I hate that it's the second one this month. And yet, if there's anything to "look forward to" for lack of a better term, it's that feel in my bones Mox is gonna be the one to pick us up and march us onward. #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hahahahaha holy shit.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Returning the favor for Wolverine: @heathercampbell.bsky.social --Only the 2nd Nier Automata playthrough is similar to the 1st but combat changes, and there's additional...context. 3rd run is ALL new stuff & it unlocks a chapter skip you can use to see Endings D & E immediately. Tldr, keep going.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Took hours to find a postable version of the tribute I wanted, but here we go: AEW Dynasty 2024, after losing to Okada. The moment the "HE'S OUR BASTARD" chant was born, and Pac, while still a heel and still in character, staying in ring long enough to get his flowers. #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank Christ Mox isn't on social media, because I thoroughly cannot imagine what that man is feeling right now and don't want to.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I stayed offline so i could watch All Out spoiler free, and the second I pop back online to post about it, every ounce of my joy completely vanished. What the entire fuck.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sat down for dinner before my next NYFF screening, sure, I'll at least watch a chunk of the Buy In. #AEWAllOut #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably can't post it without getting THE video flagged, but the entire sequence of Frank's resurrection in Hellraiser is just ASTONISHING.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Godzilla Minus Zero: Welp, that's now twice Yamazaki's got me over here openly weeping in public during a Godzilla movie, thanks for that. Yeah there's a (BRUTAL) kaiju throwdown but Jesus, the way this deals with Japan getting retraumatized is absolutely heartbreaking on an even deeper level.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been a long while since I missed an AEW PPV live, so you best believe I have a VERY good reason. #NYFF
Godzilla Minus Zero poster
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I reviewed Forgotten Island. The friendship montage set to Never Tear Us Apart at the beginning is better than most movies, let alone the rest of the film being an absolute joy. Go read. Then go see it.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ITS WEDNESDAY, ETC. Had to do a quick chore during the intro, but are we to believe Kofi and Creed didn't do a background check before linking up with Swerve? God help them when they find out about the syringe. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wolverine = done. Yep, absolutely agreed the game is aight, with a couple bits that spike into the realm of really good (Jean and Logan's romance, surprisingly, at the top of the list). Also as mentioned: I cannot recommend messing with the combat settings enough. Review soon.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Review coming tomorrow, but y'all, Forgotten Island is straight up WONDERFUL. And the only thing holding me back from recommending it wholeheartedly for folks with super young kids is, just like Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, the major villain is pure fucking Dark Souls level NIGHTMARE FUEL.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My night. It could go either way, but, also, the directors made Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. That buys an INFINITE well of goodwill.
Promo screen for Forgotten Island
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heads up #Wrestlesky folks in particular. Also, Erika Ishii fucking rules and always has, and I'm glad there is NOBODY going to bat for this dude's nonsense.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aight bet. What I've learned from seeing everyone else's picks is 1, that the OVA "animation for adults" era of anime fandom really was shorter and more niche than I could have ever imagined, and 2, I am so very fucking old.
My 9 Animes:

Akira
Ghost in the Shell
Cowboy Bebop 
Rurouni Kenshin: Trust & Betrayal 
Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
Perfect Blue 
Princess Mononoke 
Vampire Hunter D 
Grave of the Fireflies
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At this point, it's anthropologically fascinating that Sega of Japan has spent 30 years not having a single clue as to why Sonic the Hedgehog is popular.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seen multiple folks positing Elon Musk buying Xbox off Microsoft, and related tangent, I now know what a full-body dry heave feels like.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck somehow I didn't even clock Rare getting absorbed by Activision. Every time I think that studio's downfall couldn't get sadder, a new indignity happens.
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David Shimomura Halloween Edition @unwinnabledavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you'd like to know more about why Microsoft is doing this I wrote something for that! unwinnable.com/2026/07/29/l...
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Line Go Up - Unwinnable
But David, how do these super-mergers create value for the shareholders and why did we talk about the Italian Renaissance?
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, this is the best news, in a grim way. Halo 4 gave me expectations for how thoughtful and interesting this franchise could be, and Activision being in charge means I can finally give up on Halo being interesting ever again.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Today, our focus should be on supporting those affected."
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
Alt: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tldr, Xbox doesn't have studios anymore. They have People Assigned To Franchises. And it still sucks.
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Continuing Our Reset
This message was just sent to Team XBOX employees globally. Team, I’m writing to share several updates as part of the XBOX reset outlined earlier this year. First, we are eliminating 268 roles across ...
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so tired.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So y'all gonna hire back the people you fired to do this important work orrrrr Real talk though this has desperation all over it, and good God, I hope this buys that studio time to get their shit together. Subjectively though, the Red War campaign rocked and I *am* happy folks can play it again.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The second I see a commercial outside live TV despite paying for ad free is the second a fault line opens under my house, shattered from the sheer enormity of torrents I download immediately.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
8 hrs into Wolverine. I think I have to publicly thank @heathercampbell.bsky.social for talking about how she plays Ghost of Yotei. As it turns out, making the enemies glass cannons and prioritizing lifestealing kills makes for a WAY cooler experience, and it's dope that this is an option.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1, fuck cancer 2, New Found Glory is, like, mid-aughts pop punk royalty, so I know a slew of younger folks who are not gonna take this well. 3, someone please check on Hayley Williams.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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