Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Came home frim dogsitting with a cold and there’s a damn drum circle in the park next door 😵💫🥁 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching the substance and taking bites of spaghetti at the absolute WORST times 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think that…umm… they should uhhh… stop the government now. Thank you. 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They really popped off when they made bell peppers. No further questions 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Can’t yell grape anymore without it being weird I hate this world 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If they gave me a ninja creami I’d do illegal stuff in it. Thats why I can’t have one 020
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My mom is really jealous I got to see iggy pop live last week but what she doesn’t realize is that it was just a body horror show 020
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching Waiting for Guffman (again) what’s my problemo 010
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wonder if my wife will let me eat peas for dinner like a duck 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Screaming crying and throwing up looking for a specific pair of headphones (I have 500+ sets of headphones) 110
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Me when I’m skeeting and saying bad stuff to my wife out loud 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don’t have friends anymore so I have to ask Patrick 61 to be my best man at my wedding 010
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Are chili for dinner - see y’all at 3 am for da throw ups 200
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Would you rather have to grill every meal or share dinner with minions every night (different minions every time) 220
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Unfortunately I’m actually turning into the guy in my profile picture (Patrick 61) 120
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My fianceé does wordle everyday and she starts with the word “benis” ????? 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The worst part about having to watch live court streams is when the youtube comments pop up and I have to see the stupidest fucking commentary. It’s still YouTube lmfao 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Old lady just sat in the middle seat on this plane and promptly kicked her shoes off. Raw dogging the airplane carpet floor. Not a sock in sight 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Flying to NC with a connection in Baltimore so naturally I’m thinking about Nikki Blonsky 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thinking about teaching my kid the Macarena today. Seems like a summer activity 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Got carded last night and the guy read my id and said “wow sorry” 010
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Hurt a guys feelings at habitat for humanity (I scooted around his cart in the middle of an aisle) 000
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Hid a toy from my kid but I also hid it from myself and now we both want it so I’m turning into the joker about it 010
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I just think of all the things you could accidentally flavor my meal with, shrimps is crazy 010
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Went to a bbq restaurant and halfway through the meal everything started tasting like shrimp (not a joke) 220
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Went to refill my huge movie soda cup with minions soda and overheard a guy say “I hate this” to the coke freestyle machine 120
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 19/06/2026As a newly certified watch guy™️ it’s really unbelievable that timex is putting out a reproduction of the ugliest snoopy tennis watch 100
Babyrose @babyrose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sorry I have to drive for an hour after I get off this plane so I have to have a little insanity as enrichment 010
