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Krzysiek Ceran

@krzycer.bsky.social
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Tłumacz audiowizualny | Podcaster | prowadzący w Sesjach na podsłuchu | He/Him | PL-EN | Gry, komiksy, RPG, ciekawostki.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
regular sized ackman (@pleas4nt) on twitter:

"Well it's like Sun Tzu says in the Art of War: Hover over a friendly unit to see its attributes. Click on a friendly unit to command it."
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#SamuraiJack #Rokurokubi
Samurai Jack drawing back as he pulls his blade, shocked by the reveal that his lovely host was in fact a roborokurokubi working for my good friend, Aku.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nie wiem, czemu to zrobiłem.
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay
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(OFFLINE <3) Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Iconic duo.
Creators list for a story from Amazing Spider-Man #1000 called Teard of the Spider-Queen, featuring the unlikely team-up of Frank Miller (story) and Peach Momoko (art)
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was sceptical about Spider-Noir and that turned out to be one of the best cape adaptations of the decade, so I'll try to be open minded about a Clone Saga series... ...but I hope it will be a period piece set in 1994.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This took out all of them. 14 advantage points.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mushroom, mushroom. This time we even picked some. (not the amanita, obv)
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mushroom, mushroom
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Third run in Thousand Hells, first win. Well, I'd add an asterisk to that, we didn't quite achieve the objective, a dog complicated matters - IYKYK - but the game counts it as a win. One of the party didn't make it out, but it was her choice. Still, it added some weight to the adventure.
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zero Company yesterday. I did the thing they warn you about, didn't pay enough attention to Resonance and accidentally created a Coil supersoldier. Objective done, half of the team is at the evac point, and at that moment the supersoldier does some kind of area attack that downs the other half.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My first playthrough of Thousand Hells ended in disaster. Basically, not-Orpheus hired me to break not-Euridice out, but one of my party died, another was imprisoned in hell, and I didn't even see the target. (I made it out, though, thanks for asking.)
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love Fire Emblems, but I'm getting tired just reading about how big Fortune's Weave is. I never even finished Three Houses, because I was always running around that damned campus instead of battling tactically (in turns).
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jackson Lamb doodle in honor of the new season of Slow Horses.
pencil doodle of Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb, drawn by Portland comic book artist Steve Lieber. who will spend the next six weeks begging everyone at Helioscope to watch the show.
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 15/09/2026
Meditation of the day: the dark secret about H. P. Lovecraft that nobody wants to talk about
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 14/09/2026
The "Adults Only" ranking has been removed from Nighthawks! Everything is set for launch on the 22nd! Phew. What a roller coaster. Thank you everyone for your amazing support while we got this sorted. If you weren't able to wishlist before, now you can! store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This looks fantastic.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm slowly rereading the whole of Discworld, about 2 to 3 books a year - it's a long-term project. However, as I started on Interesting Times, I realised that if I sped up and read one Discworld book a month, I'd hit Hogfather in December. It's tempting.
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Strange New Worlds? More like Strange New Ways to Grievously Harm the Human Body, am I right? Someone on that show really hates hands this season. If you're a Starfleet finger, you better watch out.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 01/09/2026
⭐ ANNOUNCEMENT FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT! ⭐ Tomorrow (September 2nd) we are announcing the Nighthawks launch date! In the meantime, why not give the game a quick wishlist click? store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...
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Nighthawks on Steam
The secret is out. Vampires have been exposed to the world… and you’re one of them. Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, ...
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since people are showing their Hawkses, here is mine.
A photo of a screen showing Hawks from Star Wars Zero Company; in this instance Hawks is a blue Twi'lek lady in what looks like an orange and white cardigan with pauldrons.
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amanda cotan @amandacotan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a couple of sections of my tiny apartment
Stylized illustration of someone in their workspace.Stylized illustration of someone in their kitchen.
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Carlos Ezquerra
Strontium Dog
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barinky @barinky.net · 30/08/2026
#picoCAD2
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I haven't drawn a lot of Tintin, but I did do... this
Tintin and Snowy as The Punisher and Nick Fury respectively
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Quiet Year is fantastic on its own, but with a little hacking (writing your own prompts) it can be a great tool to zoom out from an ongoing campaign - we've done it twice on Sesje na podsłuchu (and once recorded the vanilla version).
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ten years ago I saw Kit Harington in Doctor Faustus. At the time, I thought he was poorly cast as a man who makes a deal with the devil.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I saw Brand New Day. They took the plot lemons from No Way Home and made plot lemonade. [Sadie Sink] is surprisingly interesting and I hope they don't rewrite her too much for the [next movie]. Bold choice to put your best shots of New York into the end credit instead of the actual movie, though.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually sad what AI has done to the world of souvenir fridge magnets, postcards, etc. It's kind of microcosmic of the whole issue: the people in charge of fridge magnets don't seem to care that fridge magnets actually matter to people who collect fridge magnets.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table
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Oliver Sava @oliversava.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My comic shop had these all lined up in a row on the wall and I was like...damn
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/08/2025
yeah i would be calling it that too
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. 7 The first scientific report
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Parenthood gives you the chance to witness many miracles. One of them is, apparently, the sight of a gaggle of five-year-olds at the playground chanting 'ass' in unison.
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Krzysiek Ceran @krzycer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's statistically improbable that we have two Mikkelsens in Star Wars and only one Skarsgård.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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December Piper Fray @flyfeline.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Cabramso @cabramso.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
catching up on @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's lord of the year and this stupid 0.5 second joke has been inhabiting my brain for days.
a digital illustration riffing on the "de-bimbofication" meme format, titled "the bilbo-fication of thranduil". depicts the tall, slender and glowing elf king thranduil stumbling across the redbook of westmarch, reading it, and transforming over five drawings into the short, round hobbit bilbo.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
old dude at the local fair with a cold one and a hot one
silly digital doodle of an octopus standing like an old dude with a pot belly, one beer cup in one tentacle and a fried shrimp in another tentacle
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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