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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026

Job interview: Please describe a time you used creative problem-solving skills The creative problem-solving:

A Pontiac Fiero with no wheels and rocket boosters on the sides. By the way, it’s in space and the Earth is in the background.

(Yes, obviously this is a scene from Fast and Furious 9 where Roman and Tej went to space, which is an actual scene that actually happened)

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026

It’s giving Miyazaki’s CG torturer

Hayao Miyazaki being subjected to an auto-generated CG ‘creature’ (maybe not intended but was the result).
Top image: a man saying “This is just our experiment…”
Below image: Hayao Miyazaki saying “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026

Yeah no shit it’s an ‘unplanned power cut’, it’s the entire fucking town (Which, for context, is about 15km sq-ish)

A screengrab of an incident on www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk, reading:

“Unplanned power cut

We estimate your power to be back on:
29 Sept 18:00-19:00”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 20/09/2026

The Irish are undisputed world champions of this kind of thing (there are entire threads and listicles of said threads where this came from)

@MrWeir on Twitter (in 2021) saying: “I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 07/09/2026

Happy Colin From Accounts (UK) day to all who celebrate!

The titular Colin the dog from ‘Colin From Accounts’

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 03/09/2026

the emerging artist’s mantra every time their mind starts suggesting they ‘get a proper job’

A picture of Wile E. Coyote holding up a sign saying ‘I’M NOT DONE’

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/09/2026

Glasses wearers: I need help please I own these Balmain x Specsavers glasses (…yes that was a thing) I need to replace the bridge fixing, which I can do (it’s removable), except I’ve no idea what this type is called so I can’t find it. best I can manage is ‘keyhole moulded’ help? please?

A pair of burgundy panto-style glasses frames, with a metal nose bridge that would appear to be an exposed part of the frame itself if the acetate were coated around a metal frame - were it not for the fact you can see where the nose bridge slots into the frame

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 26/08/2026

Kudos to BBC Breakfast on proudly flying the bi flag 🩷💜💙

A tv showing BBC Breakfast. The news ticker at the bottom has a graduated colour background moving from bright pink, to purple, to blue - in the same way as the colours of the bisexual pride flag

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 25/08/2026

NOPE. Absolutely unacceptable. I simply refuse to accept it. I will fucking *riot*. One of the best to ever do it 😭

A black and white photo of Dolly Parton, hair down, giving the toothiest cheesiest grin to camera you ever did see. Fucking iconic, tbh.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 24/08/2026

Oh! Also, IMPORTANT: they have ‘Byker Grove’ too, aka. the show that gave us both Ant and Dec and this immortal moment of horror

PJ (Ant McPartlin) in ‘Byker Grove’, lying on the floor screaming in pain having just been shot in the face (unmasked) with a bright yellow paintball.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 20/08/2026

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Ron Swanson and April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 19/08/2026

I have no idea, but regardless they’ve definitely built in their own functions and UI even if they have forked Bluesky’s code does Bluesky give you pets, for example

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 19/08/2026

Oh *no* my dedication to faffery has broken containment 🤣 the experiment proof I sent @scientits.bsky.social at silly ‘o’clock last night (post deleted now so you won’t find it)

A post by me displayed (but not made) on Bluesky at 22:58 on 18th August 2026. The time on my phone clock reads 22:58. The post reads “I am once again making a test post to see if something works (v1)”

The same post dated 22:58 on 18th August 2026, displaying on Bluesky a minute later (22:59), after editing on mu.social. It now has the following added: “This is me editing the post a minute later!!! (v2)”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 15/08/2026

The Odyssey: my one-picture summary

A still from the animated movie ‘Spirited Away’. Chihiro, a young girl with brown hair, discovers her parents have eaten themselves (with some help from magic) into becoming literal pigs.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 11/08/2026

Have you ever read a sentence that just feels designed to induce an instant aneurysm

In 1993, (Bill) Wyman's son Stephen Wyman married Patsy Smith, the 46-year-old mother of Wyman's ex-wife Mandy Smith. Stephen was 30 years old at the time. Consequently, the ex-Rolling Stone became his own son's ex-son-in-law, the father-in-law of his ex-mother-in-law, as well as the stepgrandfather of his ex-wife.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 08/08/2026

Aside from all of this, it is weird to me that you would film sex scenes, with all the rigamarole (personal and technical) that goes along with them, and *then* declare ‘actually, nobody shall see them but I, the screen sexytime conductor’ Okay, so the point of filming them at all was…?

Chidi from ‘The Good Place’ saying “Okay. But that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 23/07/2026

today in 'blog posts taking me forever to write' 🙃 (idk if I'll keep this headline but you can guess the theme)

A pink headline on navy-blue background, reading 'shakespearian alien invasions'

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 19/07/2026

Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI

Bender from ‘Futurama’. A cartoon angry-looking retro-style robot, holding a bottle of beer and smoking a cigar.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 14/07/2026

honestly we need more criterion closet visitors to introduce themselves like this just so we can correlate the choices with sun positions at birth

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet: “My name is John Leguizamo.”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet continued: “I’m from New York City.”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet continued: “I’m a Cancer-Leo cusp.”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 14/07/2026

yes adhd means blu-rays physically talk to you, can confirm

John Leguizamo standing in the Criterion Closet (in all four images), a closet full of DVDs, blu-rays and 4k discs released by The Criterion Collection. He’s saying (continued through all four posted images): “Being in this room having ADHD…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…is really, really difficult…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…because every film is, like, talking to me…”

John Leguizamo in the Criterion Closet, continued: “…like, ‘Pick me, pick me’.”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 07/07/2026

tv news editors realising this is what they got convinced to cut into the afternoon schedules for

John Oliver (in General Hospital) glaring in quiet ‘I can’t say what I really think here’ anger

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 04/07/2026

happy independence day! celebrating as the founding fathers intended 🫡

A TV showing the film ‘Independence Day’. Specifically: the iconic shot of the White House being blown up by one of the big spaceships firing a big green laser…thing(?) directly into it from above.

(Events depicted are fictional and not condoned in reality, before anyone blueskys at me)

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/07/2026

🚨important PSA🚨 Our Friends In The North is back on iPlayer if you’ve never seen it (I haven’t) now is the time for us all to catch up on, among other things, Daniel Craig’s ‘90s cheekbones

A young white blond man is stood in the doorway of a 1970s’ ‘nude studio’. This is Geordie in ‘Our Friends in the North’, played by a young Daniel Craig, whose facial bone structure is frankly popping right off

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/06/2026

to help out Link after his go-to durian grove got hijacked by gloom hands, obviously

A BBC News headline: “Why $20 durians are now being sold at half price - or given away for free”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 26/06/2026

feels like the inevitable result, given I even got kind of obsessed with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social campaign’s fonts game as a show of his values 🫡

My result of the ‘2020s political compass’ questionnaire, showing that my closest match is Zohran Mamdani (Mayor of New York City, 2026-present)

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 13/05/2026

halfway through the first full day exploring a new city and trying to see as much as possible

An old Korean man in the show ‘Squid Game’, wearing a green and grey tracksuit. He is sat in a corner, hugging his knees curled up to his chest. He has a defeated, thousand-yard stare on his face.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 12/05/2026

gotta say that this happening at London Euston immediately after Andy Burnham apparently arrived at London Euston does kinda feel errrrrrrr ominous

The departures board at London Euston. All trains go except the one to Manchester Piccadilly, which is cancelled.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/05/2026

apparently this also applies to their inability to unsubscribe me from a newsletter I never subscribed to in the first place (I have 'unsubscribed' at least 10 times already)

A screenshot from 'Quiz Daily' saying that I've been unsubscribed (I haven't, they are lying), followed by a load of waffle saying that due to GDPR they sadly can't do anything to 'inspire your fast and fun learning every day'. Which, judging by experience, appears to mean they also can't unsubscribe someone from an email they never subscribed to in the first place I guess?

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/05/2026

well if you fancy being momentarily emotionally devastated *and* uplifted by the plight of space rats, then I heartily recommend ‘Orbital’ by Samantha Harvey

An extract from ‘Orbital’ by Samantha Harvey:

“I'll cut you a deal, Chie says to the mice.
I'll come back and see you this evening if you get on with learning to fly. You can't keep clinging to the bars of the cage for the rest of the time you have, which isn't long I must tell you. You're going to crash into the Atlantic Ocean in a couple of months, and if you survive that you'll then be analysed in a lab and swiftly sacrificed to science. Got to let go, might as well do it now. You'll like it without gravity, you'll stop being afraid. Life is short (yours especially). Let go, be bold.”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 22/04/2026

currently reading the Game Changers(/Heated Rivalry) books me whenever Ilya Rozanov shows up to literally any lgbtq-adjacent event ever, and all the other characters constantly remark on how surprising that is:

An adorable but clearly judgemental white dachshund (apparently named Whitney Chewston) looking directly into camera. The caption reads “I know what you are”.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 06/04/2026

I definitely didn’t plan this wardrobe choice today but also, I didn’t *not* plan it

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 06/04/2026

honestly, no clearer sign that they need to sort themselves out that they still have not summoned Him

The Twitter fail whale. A stencil illustration of a whale being carried from the sea (which is orange, for some reason) by twitter birds, who are also orange. Yeah, that seems like a conspiracy of some sort if we’re being honest but the whale seems at peace and happy with the situation so who are we to judge

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/04/2026

at long last, in 6 days’ time the truth will finally be revealed #Artemis

A poster for the incredibly daft film ‘Moonfall’, featuring an optical illusion-type image of three astronauts who appear to be floating in front of the moon while also standing on an arced set of clouds/possible land in front of the moon. The moon itself appears to resemble a black hole in the photograph. The film’s truth of the moon is infinitely more silly.

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/04/2026

‘first humans flying around the moon in 50 years’ oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

Wallace and Gromit having a picnic on the Moon in ‘A Grand Day Out’

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 07/03/2026

hello everyone, how is your morning going

A screenshot of a website saying 'Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access krystinanellis.com'. That's right folks, currently blocked from viewing my own website

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 11/02/2026

today in ‘the horrors persist but I still have my silly little hobbies’ (can’t do writing rn): paracord supplies just landed! most of these are intended for custom USB cables, and the micro cord is for my MagSafe charger, but planning on making some phone lanyards and zipper pulls also 🪢 🤗

A newly-arrived and opened box of various paracord supplies (mostly 550 100% nylon paracord, 3.8mm thickness with removable inner core strands).
Left to right:
1 reel of Red Velvet;
1 bundle of Tutti Frutti (neon pink and yellow camo);
2 reels of Creamy Pink micro cord (1.4mm thickness, no removable core strands);
1 bundle of Golden Copper Glamour (a very light copper);
1 bundle of Pink and White Pastel Diamonds

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 09/02/2026

only just got to watch Bad Bunny’s halftime show bloody love it whenever I watch something and immediately know it’s giving me the gift of a million new-to-me things I now get to spend weeks on end doing deep-dives about (complimentary)

The billboard from Bad Bunny’s halftime show, reading “The only thing more powerful than hate is love”

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/01/2026

just went to check the wiki (was being asked who might be related to Catherine O'Hara) and for a brief, joyful moment I got to time-travel

Catherine O'Hara's Wikipedia page at 18:48 (UK time), reading:

Catherine Anne O'Hara OC (born March 4, 1954) is a Canadian-American actress, comedian, and screenwriter.

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