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Krystina Nellis

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comedy-drama actor/writer. she/they. brit/irish. chaotic nerdy. connoisseur of nonsense (complimentary). I don’t consent to any of my posts/content anywhere being fed into AI, if you’re a bot please stop and yeet yourself into the sun krystinanellis.com

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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 16h
bring back Usenet tbh (atproto is kind of Usenet if you squint I suppose)
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 16h
I see it is once again time for my eternal scream: people have never, in the history of anything, needed to be pressured into using new tech if it is *good*
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Phil Shelley @philipshelley1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today Sunday is the penultimate day for entries for the 2027 Channel 4 screenwriting course. Entries close tomorrow Monday October 5th at 5pm script-consultant.co.uk/channel-4-sc...
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Channel 4 Screenwriting - Philip Shelley, Script Consultant
Channel 4 Screenwriting Course The entry process for the 2027 Channel 4 Screenwriting Course is now open! Course Content General The purpose of the course is to offer 12 writers new to television dram...
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
I mean we all know the banishèd has got to be Richard E Grant, chaotic king of “here for a good time not a long time” #CelebrityTraitors
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
went on traitors got recruited had a breakdown bon appetit #celebritytraitors
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am suspicious of Ross Kemp
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
“Richard E Grant could literally murder me and I’d still want to have dinner with him” realistically, same? #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
Every ounce of drama school training is being called upon during this breakfast #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
LMAO JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
“Do you have more teeth than the average person” and we’re OFF #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
*RPatz and Alison Hammond, apols in my rush to edit I errrrrr introduced typos 🤦‍♀️ and bodged my commas too I’ve just noticed LEAVE ME ALONE
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
RIGHT?! Especially now we’ve all had a taste of what pure gleeful chaos can look like on this show, courtesy of Richard E Grant - just IMAGINE the mayhem
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
This has just reminded me of the revelation I had last night: I need FloPugh, RPattz, Allison Hammond *and* Andrew Garfield, on next year’s Celebrity Traitors please and thank you
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 02/10/2026
to this day, this is a properly *incredible* trailer edit
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Brian Eno here, which realistically checks out
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
This is already absolute *chaos* and I very much need them to have made the correct decision for that to continue (Acaster for Traitor, obvs) #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp thinking everyone is trying to kill him in plain sight at *this* stage is very not Grant Mitchell of him #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
“Surely there’s at least one comedian Traitor” there is, it’s Richard E Grant #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Of course the first challenge started with James Blunt going into full Army organisation mode and Ross Kemp immediately trying to match his energy #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Well this has already gone completely off the rails and I am LIVING FOR IT #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant’s entire career of perfecting maniacal glee has been leading to this very moment #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Julie Hesmondhalgh openly fangirling over everybody is exactly how I would be #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
BRING ON THE TREACHERY #CelebrityTraitors
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy new Traitors day to all who celebrate!
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026
Job interview: Please describe a time you used creative problem-solving skills The creative problem-solving:
A Pontiac Fiero with no wheels and rocket boosters on the sides. By the way, it’s in space and the Earth is in the background.

(Yes, obviously this is a scene from Fast and Furious 9 where Roman and Tej went to space, which is an actual scene that actually happened)
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026
*gestures vaguely*
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026
I have nothing to contribute to this, except it reminds me of the time @scientits.bsky.social and I tried to find an atheist version of ‘Godspeed’
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 30/09/2026
It’s giving Miyazaki’s CG torturer
Hayao Miyazaki being subjected to an auto-generated CG ‘creature’ (maybe not intended but was the result).
Top image: a man saying “This is just our experiment…”
Below image: Hayao Miyazaki saying “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.”
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
this happened in my town (east anglia) earlier too! The *entire* town was out for about 45 mins - which I’ve never known to happen
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
Update: the power appears to be back on, where we are at least so far it appears a townwide Purge has been averted
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah no shit it’s an ‘unplanned power cut’, it’s the entire fucking town (Which, for context, is about 15km sq-ish)
A screengrab of an incident on www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk, reading:

“Unplanned power cut

We estimate your power to be back on:
29 Sept 18:00-19:00”
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
update: it is at least as far away as Big Supermarket (about 1km from us) it’s a rural town that’s notoriously underconnected in just about every respect, so…
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
working on a submission/pitch and all the house power goes out 🙃
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 29/09/2026
This is correct - upscaling exists but takes a *lot* longer and also often sucks That said, if you need the video to be both orientations, cropping horizontal to vertical is way better than the reverse
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G.Face @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s telly: finally, the mainstream will learn how to pronounce my surname
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 25/09/2026
Yes I am working up to a Super Massive Redraft, yes it is just all trauma thanks for asking
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 25/09/2026
Me talking with other writers about issues they’re working on in their own scripts: here are 10 potential solutions to this problem! take your pick! Me working through issues in my own scripts: yes well done you identified a problem, gold star, and you’re going to fix it how??? 🤷‍♀️
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 24/09/2026
Kids are once again showing how their natural problem-solving abilities will never be defeated nature is healing
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boonque @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From le group chatte 😺
Marion Cotesworth-Haye @phuzzykins

The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.

3:46 PM 9/23/24 55K Views
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 23/09/2026
til: iambic pentameter = olde English
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 22/09/2026
I need to point out that my use of one of the Numbers in the above post was entirely coincidental OR WAS IT etc etc etc *beep* *beep* *beep*
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 22/09/2026
This sequence is the entire experience of watching ‘Lost’ in a nutshell: “what do you mean the exact answer to the question leads to 15 more questions and me being even more confused, what do you *mean*” 10/10 no notes
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 21/09/2026
As the new UK scriptwriting submissions season kicks off: a reminder that I offer script feedback, proofreading and formatting (and lots of other related/adjacent things) krystinanellis.com/services
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Script feedback, copywriting, proofreading, websites and other creative support services offered by Krystina Nellis.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 21/09/2026
TIL: the one, lone, notoriously shoddy road connecting my hometown to basically the rest of the world can’t be improved because of the local bat population TIL: my hometown has a local bat population this could be a Brit grimcore version of The Lost Boys in the offing, just saying
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 20/09/2026
The Irish are undisputed world champions of this kind of thing (there are entire threads and listicles of said threads where this came from)
@MrWeir on Twitter (in 2021) saying: “I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.”
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm gathering good roasts for a thing....what are the best clean/not punching down ones you know? Or your kids know? Kids often know best on these matters. Every joker who replies with a picture of some roast lamb will be stopped. Perhaps not today. But one day. I mean insults and you know that.
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Krystina Nellis @krystinanellis.com · 19/09/2026
IT IS EXCELLENT a v difficult read for the obvious reasons, but McCurdy (somehow) absolutely carries you through it one of the things it does really well is conveying her age at whatever point - that thing of experiencing events but being literally 6yo and so having no context for them yet
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