Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 5hreworking a conference paper like first item on the agenda: cut 500-700 words. second item on the agenda: figure out where I can fit in more puns. 010
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessSarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Me: I don’t allow AI in my classroom, but I do let them bring their tablets. The Tablet: (Late antique wooden board inscribed in ink with lines 468-473 from Book I of Homer's Iliad now at the BM) 421153
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessLiesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The humanities take bold new steps in their defence strategies. 05010
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81671172
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026apologies to the museum guard who had to watch me stare at this statue for thirty minutes, I was not expecting to see Fulvia here 060
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m telling you, museum gift shops are missing out on the big bucks by not selling replicas of these 030
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-Hesslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now 11286651597
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026this dissertation is full of brilliant sentences like "a human body is usually capable of speech" 060
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026very frustrated with the specific date they give for this, but I *think* I know whether it happened before or after the US started painting stop signs red in 1952 030
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Past events exist, after all, only in memory, which is a form of imagination. The event is real now, but once it’s then, its continuing reality is entirely up to us, dependent on our energy and honesty. 05627
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I highly recommend Lisa Peterson and Denis O'Hare's play *An Iliad* for 'translating' this aspect! there are several catalogues at various points in the play and they're incredibly effective in performance. though not so much cheer-inducing. 230
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026yeah this chapter is coming along very nicely 050
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I'm badly wounded, many of my friends are dead, and I haven't been home in ten years. But at least now Helen will have to return to Sparta. 637921
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026have Bellerophon say “father I cannot click the baneful signs” 1241
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the day is rapidly approaching when I will have to face my fears and write this section about Alcestis. thankfully I can delay that day indefinitely by telling myself that first I have to read everything ever written about Alcestis. 031
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessThraex ⚔️🏛🏺 @thraexbarbatus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Enough of baked goods. I'm going to bake some evils. 15213
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2025in what follows i will reinvent the wheel 8355
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this dissertation project is such that every few months I end up going "ah well. guess it's time to become an expert on [yet another lost/fragmentary tragedy]!" 010
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026you know what, that's as good an argument as any about the distribution of roles among actors. at least it's honest. 020
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessJack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley 4134882800
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026look I understand that the norm in 1840 or whatever was to publish your classical scholarship in Latin, but that does not excuse using Ciceronian sentence structure 150
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026this meeting could've been an oral tradition 18314
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026best day yet, and on a day with no Greek or Roman stuff! Anthropeum.com · Jul 9 2026 🟩🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦🟦 92,591 · top 1% of players today! 000
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026coming to terms with the fact that I, a person who uses "vel sim." in grocery lists, am probably not representative of the general population of English-language-users 050
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I feel like I'm doing baby's first citational ethics with what is perhaps the most clear-cut case possible 020
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 04/06/2026great how my running dissertation to-do list includes such lovely items as "add more sexual assault to chapter 2," "monster footnote on dating that nobody asked for," and just "trauma" 040
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 03/06/2026'Egyptian/Phoenician Glass Dog Head Bead, 6th-4th Century BC' www.lotsearch.net/lot/egyptian... 321990429
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The history of the West shows that many of its greatest leaders, from the Greeks and the Romans forward, lost humiliating wars to Persia. by Niall Ferguson 1262495
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I like the part of the Odyssey at the Phaeacian court where Homer has Odysseus turn to the camera and say: "Now, we've all been having a lot of fun here today, but let's remember who the REAL heroes are---the hardworking bards and harpers in your own neighborhood. Remember to leave a tip, kids." 986967
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 25/05/2026papyrology! in the dissertation footnotes 020
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 25/05/2026had students pick a historical Roman to do an optional Latin composition assignment about for extra credit, and I will clearly be getting many more submissions about Caesar than about women. probably should've seen that coming. 030
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I feel like I should give extra credit points to whichever student has the most pageviews on Canvas by the end of the quarter 020
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessRachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Present, Future, Aorist, Perfect, Pluperfect, Aorist Passive 🏺 24915
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I may have gotten into the wrong era of theater, all the plays I work on have boring titles like "Ajax" or "Agamemnon" 000
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 26/04/2026major breakthrough in conceptualizing non-speaking performers in Greek drama when I realized that Pylades and Orestes in both Electras and Polydeuces and Castor in Electra and Helen are basically this 020
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 24/04/2026mollior lacte coacto is really a top-tier compliment 052
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 18/04/2026introducing comparative adjectives next week and realizing that I have the perfect opportunity to make students read the terrible poetry that Polyphemus composes for Galatea in Ovid 050
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/04/2026—the rest is silence. 526044
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 13/04/2026telling my intro Latin class about the forbidden present participle of esse 230
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 25/03/2026what a day to find out that mayonnaise is named after 3rd-century Carthaginian general Mago Barca. never letting anyone tell me classics isn't relevant. 0102
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessMagistra Cohen (she/her) @magistracohen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I have a joke about that guy sitting across from you who seems to me like a god but I have no voice left in my mouth with which to tell it. 173
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 17/03/2026this is an incredibly effective motivator to get me to the polls because I absolutely DO want to get a good grade in voting 020
Rebecca Posner-Hess @krokopeplos.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"dissertation methodology" I will be consulting the ancient tomes 041
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/03/2026Speak hands for me! [They stab Caesar.] 12692195
Reposted by Rebecca Posner-HessWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/03/2026CAESAR The ides of March are come. SOOTHSAYER Ay, Caesar; but not gone. 211125368