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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 23h

we need to bring back special hats for sleep. wee willy winky shit .

scene from The Man Who Laughs 19 twenty something

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they don't look like their profile picture...

the shahmaran from wikipedia is lorge and has like six feet in a row. like a line. like not two by two by two but six feet along the belly of the snake which traditionally don't have them. the king snake has tiny pointy teeth locked shut and is hissing through them like he's displeased you're making that face looking at the much nicer picture on your phone. the lady half is like what? what?

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hmmm i should give the top of my tower a lil scrub but also three letters fell off my rebok shorts, found them in my bed like a very dry alphabet soup. i'm orbless now

o R b (a headphone jack, a hard disk drive activity light, some dust and shmutz and a coffee cup ring stain)

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

shameful part of american history, the pumpkin exclusion act

-pumpkin exclusion: it is important to note that a pumpkin itself is not included with this accessory kit.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

saw T2 last night. I like the face the guy makes walking through the bars. He looks like one of those mobsters that stardust the super wizard would hurl into space

liquid metal t2 guy melding through bars exactly at his mouth making his nose and lower lip touch

destructo the mobster is just a head and two feets about to get space launched

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean I weighed myself before and after i just wanted a normal weight for a normal crap to see if this was a big one but i got distracted by this

r/ibs
how much is a normal amount of poop?
when i go in the morning i poop out like 3-4 baseballs worth (not that shape) of poop in one sitting.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

either let me rotate it in game or i'm drawin a little lasso around each segment and popping it out to it's own layer to cheat

total warhammer II made you solve wire puzzles to reclaim ruins for some reason. you're meant to rotate the disc in your mind palace but my brain don't rotate so good

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yeah that's not what hackettstown looks like. banged my head against a wall trying to explain this to parents. no website deserves good faith, any more

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this map from a local bakery is ai generated, i'm pretty sure. Aint't none of these real words and these letters hurt to look at. i'm glad they deliver fresh bread to Bomk Bseb

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lmao i forgot i even posted this bc i unsubscribed after shitposting

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Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition > general discussions > topic details
krinkle sept 10
[subject] Does anyone know a mod
[body] where you can shoot ricky gervais during his act? like i want to hear those metal duck pings from the game at the boardwalk. ping. ping. ping. also on teh radio he should say ouch oof ow because he gets shot so much during his set. also he shouldn't be in the game
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exi
sep 11
are you alright

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what the fuck i can't stop you from collecting all my data and coming to this conclusion but don't tell me this. jesus christ. the chart says you're a spineless doormat of a customer and this is below the price range where you'd feel like complaining very hard

:check: you're likely to keep this item
based on your purchase history

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

p...paul...paulligator giamatti?

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i don't want to read the wiki summary but is the answer that the criminal is at 6th avenue or why is the handwriting so bad here

I 6AVE you all the clues
mr polieceman
[a shitty snowman doodle from the movie The Snowman]

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

happy halloween, nephew it's a alligator hand puppet

crocheted green crocodile/alligator with teeth and slits for eyes i had to make them on the fly because i don't want to use buttons or safety eyes or a choking hazard it's for a 2 year old

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

next project is this hand puppet. besides white, black and forest green these are the worsted weight cotton yarns i got that i can work with is anyone a color palate genius and think they can make a tri color dog ?

a pink dog hand puppet with a spot over one eye

tomato red, lavender, pale salmon pink, deep purple, standard blue blue.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

saw this beautiful lookin trike at a garage sale. I wish we didn't live in a world where trucks get taller every year and anything under 4 feet is invisible roadkill because as cool as this is I can only see it as a device designed for shooting children under SUV tires.

shwinn recumbant tricycle in chrome blue. got a wooden back board not sure what it's for but it looks classy as shit. like from a bygone era. thumb bell on it. bbbring brrrring. handle bar tassels.
it physically hurt to walk away from this.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hey where's my friend @dropkickchannel why is he posting his appeals to discord. can bsky trust and safety fluff my nuts or some shit

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ahhhh I ruined the nurse technicians day hey watch out for this little guy oh you have arachnophobia? I'll just hide him under the toe of my shoe now you know there's a spider and he could be anywhere. She was shaking and breathing heavily. She's never going to escape Buddhist hell like that

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have been making my own Reuben sandwiches and fruit leather and expected to have gained weight since my last check up but actually lost the most so I'm confused but here's a cool spider in the waiting room that will not be shushed aside. Just wants to see what I'm doing I guess

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I asked my nephew, what sound does a dinosaur make "rawwrrrrr!" would you like to be a dinosaur? "yes!" what color dinosaur would you like to be? "...................... (??????????) ........... green!"

i have crocheted a probably too large hat with a snout stuffed with scraps inside a nylon stocking knotted up like a balloon. two nostrils of clamshell and seven goofy teeth that dangle at the connection of snout and hat rim. Googly eyes and three stegosarus plates. it's not any particular dinosaur it's just a general dinosaur hat. i'm displaying it on a 2 liter one dollar soda from walmart so that's why it looks conical here

i will find out if a 2 year old can play pretend. at one he just liked being in his little bear suit and holding his ewok stick. he didn't get taking on a persona. it's my hope he will go up to his mom and go rawr and she will say oh my goodness a dinosaur and he will laugh and laugh. that's the best case scenario. the cursed monkey's paw scenario is he never takes it off and wears it to daycare Or Else and i have to keep making larger and more detailed dinosaur hats forever

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

is reddit search fucked up i mean i have a hard time believing nobody has a recipe up anywhere

search bar for fruit leather recipe and a little cloud man looking at zero results (??)

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the basic plot seems to be, they're using research chemicals to resurrect corpses and make them rob banks and shit not caring if they get shot since they're already dead but whats with mister 3 nose. what part of his autopsy gave him extra nose?

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

dead heat 1988: I really like how these robbers have bespoke executioner hoods for their robberies. Completely banking on having unrecognizable chins. they don't even match. The guy on the right said, i want it to accentuate my cheek bones fuck your spider-man one-issue-in-the-70s villain mask.

that stuff i said. they're tucking uzis into their belts

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

you cheap dead bastard how dare you toss out a chinese knock off

previous picture was literally this exact same globe but with two inlaid holes on the ... arms that hold up the compass instead of one, and, it's only 150 bucks new. all the countriies are like lapis or mother of pearl.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

thanks, rich dead guy's children, for tossing this out on the side of the road and saying "fuck it, free, whatever"

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Have I spotted ai food in the wild or what

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

me trying to remember the name of this movie to post about iced cream size in 1911 or w/e the film was set.

@Japanese President Shiba Inu what was that black and white movie we saw about an immigrant community around a tenement block and one guy comes home to find the milkman fucking his wife and kills them both and runs and gets picked up in the next block over hiding in the furnace room basement
everyone is like goddamn she should not be fucking the milkman that is shameless and then yuppppp
but also there's a swede and he's smoking a pipe and he's like by jimminy she should not be fucking the milkman
and the german lady is like in old country we never have fuck milkman is disgrace
and the old jewish communist is like under a worker's rebellion the milkman's cum would be everybody's cum

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

as a child you think of like, cartoons, and, comics in the paper, showing ice cream of, a huge ball of treat on top of the cone, like just look at these emojis🍧🍦, but in this 1931 movie Street Scene makes me think it used to be literally whatever could be jammed into the cone and not one atom more

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

two and a half months to finish a project hunting for images to get started kid likes owls? and trucks. owls are rounder, easier to crochet. this one looks so very, very sad though

it's got like an alternating bobble stitch to give an illusion of alternating tufts of feathers but also it looks like it's going to put a gun in its beak in about five seconds

the yellow peeking through its irises are making it look like one of those ren and stimpy too close too much detail things. it's an owl with a hard life. god have mercy this owl has seen some things

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

aaaaaaah fuck sat bisexually and felt agonies flare up in ligaments i don't have names for

i googled "sit bisexually" because I thought it'd be more like this but the actual chart i was thinking of didn't have it, this is from an article about her bisexual husband not being trustworthy, apparently. He's just sitting on one foot with his other leg extended, on a sofa, reading his messages, from men on the side probably (??)

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

four or five times across the movie the subtitles had the timestamps in them by mistake. Pretty good besides that.

return to the 36th chamber please listen to me let's discussit00:1 7:37:20, 00:1 7:39:06, Chief overMa 00:1 7:37:20 , 00:1 7:39:06, Chief Ma

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

nostalgia is inherently fascistic, it's quite literally how they getcha, but also i want to drive this and go kachunk

cadillac series 62 convertible this dashboard is wood and shiny and the ac is just a huge fuckoff grille and the radio is that nerd style where it is just a line that you rotate from left to right across a huge fan of numbers. the wheel is ivory and chrome there's so much space to see through it just thin, thin wheel, and the column shifter is the only other thing to see it's just right there grab it with your right hand and pull into drive kachunk whoops you fucked up the clutch whoops fuck aw fuck. how much to service this antique/ fuck? fuck. fuck. this was supposed to fix me

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

There's like 3 frames total showing the thing but I was right.

frank drebin regretting his choices perhaps

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Abandoned lot has the best gas prices I've seen in years

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

There's... probably a reason they stopped making these 34 years ago, right? I probably shouldn't want to hose my nephew down from a height bad enough to check ebay

nickelodeon H2O power blimp
a flying water blimp that you control
when we weren't drinking from the hose we would attach the hose to this yellow hose handle and pressing the trigger would shoot water out a jet and up into a mylar UFO looking balloon with three green legs spraying out hose water for all to enjoy and be delighted by. I recall it liked to turn upside down and slam into someone but it was just a big pillow so it didn't hurt none. Like the idea of it was magical and I don't think it actually stayed up in the air very long as if it drifted too far from the hose it would tilt and then dive bomb but until then it was a way to take a break from the slip-n-slide. my nephew is 2 he would look up at it and get sprayed in the eye and then cry to his momma and i'd have to say SORRY i'm SORRY i remembered the 90s i'm trying to fix it

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I got up to and died on the final boss three times with the peasant who sucks and has no skill and wants to die. sunburnt piece of shit. I finally got the deal you land in the back rows and stall with items. gotta be top or bottom back row too because he'll block your items in the center

old lady tosses me two coins as i ascend outta the dungeon with the sun in Sol Cesto with the first character who is designed to die unless you cheat like crazy

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

oh good now any time i spend any money it tells me i got an achievement

BEST CUSTOMER you have spent 1000 coins at the merchant
BEST CUSTOMER you have spent 1000 coins at the merchant
BEST CUSTOMER you have spent 1000 coins at the merchant
BEST CUSTOMER you have spent 1000 coins at the merchant
(it keeps popping up because i bought eight things)

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

i'm blowin a little kazoo for this monumental achievement

i have squished one hundred bugs i've done it twenty times today

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

brother in law and I are stumped. We put on a song about bees that mentions honey, all we can think of? instantly and emphatically repeating "no bees. honey"

The no give only throw dog meme but about bees and honey

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I feel like the main thing about walking, jumping, running, is i don't have fucking clown shoes on. And while clown shoes have a bend to them, an unbendable knife exactly on the tip of both my shoes would make doing cool jump kicks deleterious to my health. Like: all turned ankles, all the time

The Tarantula in a cool style i got it from pinterest. he's got a mustache and he's grimacing. red body suit, black sneakers with knife tips in exess of eight inches. half mask cowl that ends in two solid snake like bandana tassles behind him in the wind. He's doing a cool kick. How'd he get off the ground though like i can rotate an apple or two in my head and i'm trying to think how you jump with a knife on your toe you start to make progress and now your whole weight is balanced on an infinitely thin point and whooops snap there go your fucking ankles. None of this works at all. If they retracted assassin's creed style now we're talkin. If the centripedal force of a cool kick causes poisoned knife tips to eject now we've got a ball game.

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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i'm glad i read 166 issues of the amazing spider-man i got to say hey is that...? and was right

some nerd fake revolutionary who is evil because he overthrew the american government in not-cuba and then was so evil he killed his fellow not-cuban revolutionaries and now just kicks people to death with pointy shoes is almost kicking spider-man to death on the cover of The Amazing Spider-man 134. His pointy shoes have poison too. his name is The Tarantula. I'm sorry to spoil one second of montage from the new spider-man movie i'm sorry if you were looking forward to guessing who all was in it and couldn't have even one second of your movie going experience ruint.

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