Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 12hI owe my nephew a jack o lantern carved "with a silly face" i gave him the option he wants silly. i'm googling silly faces for ideas this is so dumb. first of all they're all ai generated but also goddamn it. Like if i saw the perfect silly face I'd naturally be able to replicate it 1:1 on pumpkin 000
Reposted by Krink-hellJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14hStop putting off that thing you wanted to do 912572376
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 15hhmmm i should give the top of my tower a lil scrub but also three letters fell off my rebok shorts, found them in my bed like a very dry alphabet soup. i'm orbless now 021
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 17hshameful part of american history, the pumpkin exclusion act 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's petty but I would just excommunicate anyone who told me to shut the fuck up, or, the person who set up the bot. if you have let loose an chatbot that tells the pope to shut the fuck up that's like making a self driving car that gets into accidents. your fault. bell, book, and candle for you 010
Reposted by Krink-hellbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers 116610
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I saw that movie in the year two thousand and only that scene and the sex shrimp foreplay stuck with me 110
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just loaded the game I played back up on the emulator and dropped into all the zones and i didn't hear any droning thrumming. Maybe killing bosses makes the oppressive backgrounds disappear. I don't know. I know I heard it somewhere. Somewhen. 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can't find the droning. I associate it with the huge dangling demon heart at the top or the droning swamp. maybe i'm thinking of the poison swamp area or maybe they mixed it weird in all the HD remakes. 110
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also the music during this scene and pretty much any seen where T1000 is advancing and everyone is like "aw jeeze, i don't like that" the ambient music sounds EXACTLY like tower of latria swamp in demon's souls. I just replayed it. monotonous droning frowns "bwohhhhhnng :( bwooohhhhhhhng :(" 120
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026saw T2 last night. I like the face the guy makes walking through the bars. He looks like one of those mobsters that stardust the super wizard would hurl into space 270
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Check out this beefcake in a fantasy wife beater, President Obama, you can track him down over 40 hours and then share a cig leaning against a wall and both agree shit happens who cares, watch him fuck off into sequel bait. I hope you enjoy this video game about fucking vampires and ghosts 000
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026remember when the ambassador from poland gave a copy of The Witcher 2 to obama that was pretty funny. they're so proud of The Witcher 100
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I quit the tutorial red nude and mad and it took 3 years to calm down and retry. I played through it desultorily, like to check a box, i didn't waste that money, etc, and say i'd done it. all this to say: i'm good 100
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so every time I failed to throw a dagger extremely incorrect answer horns would blare and the world would reset and id never get told what button does that and there isn't a throw dagger button in the menu of what button does what and I forgot about the catch 22 no tutorials refused part and got mad 100
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the first time i played the witcher i was asked do you want to do the tutorial and i said no, then it asked me if i wanted to do the tutorial and I thought I was stuck in a "but thou must" type situation so I said yes what i actually did was to sign up for the tutorial but without the tutorial words 100
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they pronounce water, wooder, there. italian ice is wooder ice for example. I don't have a larger point it's just all i know about philly (and bergen county nj, stealing their accents) 010
Reposted by Krink-hellInternet Archive @archive.org · 02/10/2026It’s Spooky Season! 👻🎶 All month, we're sharing spooky treasures from our collections, kicking things off with MYSTERIOUS MOSE, a 1930 cartoon featuring a proto-Betty Boop singing the eerie title song as a very strange visitor comes a calling. 🕸️ More Spooky Stuff ⤵️ archive.org/details/@ias... 1529881
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026krink... clink... like the clink of a vampire's talons on their goblet of blood? ugh i'm bad at this 010
Reposted by Krink-hellMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do think if you survive a state execution then you should get to walk out of prison the next day. That is totally fair and square to me. 4447956
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like the part where bones gets mind probed, it's shot like a stage play. when the lights go up in the back of the stage and his dad is dying and he has to go relive it, that's a real good moment. The bulk of the movie is straight trash, though, I agree 110
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i kind of just gave up on it. a lesser man would go get an ai answer but i wanted a real, fake answer and not a fake, real answer. "just some guy" saying the average crap is whatever grams would have been good enough for me 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean I weighed myself before and after i just wanted a normal weight for a normal crap to see if this was a big one but i got distracted by this 120
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026J i'm considering my sphere (the sphere is showing me what i'd look like as G) 020
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see so many artist friends doodle something and say they're not proud of this one but I am. I'm proud of all your dogshit (in your self depreciation only) human endeavors 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I crocheted a stuffed animal looking like if roast beef was blue like sonic and gave it to my nephew and he instantly associated it with my kind of vibe, he ran over to share it w/ me, and handed his other toys to everyone else. I will cherish that forever. This was an unc cat, even at one, he knew 120
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I give a crocheted hat, it might be dog shit, doesn't fit, it's ugly, itches, etc. But because i used a week of my life crochet'ing it, you have to thank me. them's the rules. A human did something out of love for you, get owned, idiot 120
Reposted by Krink-hellThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal. 211488229
Reposted by Krink-hellCrispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic 372367677
Reposted by Krink-hellZombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 29/09/2026Merritt heater alert. We gotta go back to not trusting anything we see on the internet. Unfortunately many people I care about are also extremely gullible; if that's you please try to work on that, and I'll try to work on not being mean about it.patreon.comEverything is Fake | merritt kOnly a few years ago, we were all having a big laugh at boomers for thinking AI shrimp Jesus and "it my birthday but I get no wishes??" slop 061
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hire a post assassin to go yell at it for you. a non mutual, no contact, no trace. "hey dipshit," the perfect crime. 0250
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like that muscle man who just phases through things horizontally and thinks that means he conquered the mountain 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i will not Well Actually someone's obvious joke. I will not. 121
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i saw a recipe about making reubens that said to put mayo on the rye and toast it in the pan and i thought that must be a mistake but now i see you can do that 100
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026environmental storytelling, "Here I sit, broken hearted" and then just a series of hash marks 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i gotta come get a photo of me and the taconite pile before it's all gone 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think gmail expects me to have a tab open 24/7 because it complains if i ever leave. Are you sure? i wasn't listening, i didn't keep track of what you looked at or deleted. and i won't for another five or whatever minutes. okay but your loss dude. 010
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we are learning so much freaking science every time a rocket explodes. we didn't learn shit from successfully putting men on the moon. what a fucking waste, the goddamned 60s 010
Reposted by Krink-helldrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou... 116822
Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026either let me rotate it in game or i'm drawin a little lasso around each segment and popping it out to it's own layer to cheat 010
