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Kragar

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14m
I love how he’s running faster than everyone else but lagging behind. It’s like every known law of physics is telling him to get fucked.
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Mike Walker @newnarrative.bsky.social · 14m
ABC News reports an 18-year-old male has been arrested in a foiled mass shooting plot at Mall of America, federal officials say
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 12m
The anti-abortion and anti-trans playbooks converge once again: First, get courts to bless state bans, then come for other states' protections www.autonomynews.co/three-states...
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 24m
Can't have a trade deficit if there's no trade
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 27m
This is utterly horrific. "Greene-Placentia struggled to open her eyes. She felt a sharp pain below her waist. The attacker was pulling his penis out of her. She heard him mumble something like, '-ic bitch, not a very good fuck,' which her mind filled in as 'Democratic bitch,' she recalled."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26m
more generally this is why I hate when people try to ask trump "so you're not allowed to do this, right?" questions he is literally incapable of admitting he isn't allowed to do something, you're just putting ideas in his head, cut it out
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31m
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 27m
Still have no idea what 8 wars he's supposedly ended.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 42m
"I don't know who their clients are." Most people understand that that is a fucking problem.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 44m
One of these days, he's going to die in that chair and everyone else in the room will just keep prattling on without noticing until it's time to wake him up.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 1h
Al Gore made a fundraising call from inside the White House and Republicans threw a fit for months and months. The media genuinely believed they were sincerely offended by this breach of protocol.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 3h
Read the whole thread. "A Nazi trillionaire is trying to buy a seat" seems like it should be a pretty easy Democratic campaign line in just about every race in the country.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16h
I admit to being rather confused when some folks offer that Andrew Tate should face the death penalty for his sex crimes when it's a well-known fact he was brutally murdered by Greta Thunberg back in 2022.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16h
You fucking idiots. You're far more likely to get toxoplasmosis from undercooked meat than cats. And if you're really that worried about it all you have to do is keep your cat INSIDE and don't feed them raw meat. www.catsexclusive.com/blog/toxopla...
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Toxoplasmosis: Myth vs Reality
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Rootbeercutiebooty @rootbeercutie.bsky.social · 21h
I knew Andrew Tate was an awful person but oh my god how does he get worse? Please, just bury him under the jail!
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 19h
Every person who's able should be speaking to and about ICE and other Nazi scum with profanity. Fuck Nazis and their gestpo squads.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19h
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 20h
Supernatural dread using a Lovecraftian creature? Very much yes please, more of this
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 20h
Please just give this to me.
ITHAQUA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 20h
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 21h
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Arin from Game Grumps: 'Once it gets frothy...'
ALT: Arin from Game Grumps: 'Once it gets frothy...'
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 22h
The folks who create Dungeons & Dragons and Magic The Gathering are unionizing with @uwotc-official.bsky.social and they have identified a new pain point -- the inability to own the work they create off the clock.
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The workers at Wizards of the Coast are teaming up
Workers at Dungeons & Dragons and Magic the Gathering demand ownership of personal work made off the clock.
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Navistar just shuttered a truck factory in Ohio, throwing 1,400 workers out on the streets. Days later, Trump showed up for a rally nearby. His speech was all about just how great the economy is doing. Yeah? For who exactly? The billionaires whose wealth you helped double?
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 22h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DC... All he wants is piece
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To Be or Not To Be - A Little Piece of Poland
YouTube video by omgponies
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 22h
When ICE thugs are on the run from the people bringing them to justice, dropping a house on them will be justified
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23h
The Trump administration’s actions resulted in the destruction of the largest ancient Cottonwood tree on Indigenous territory in Arizona. This tree, known as the “Grandmother Tree,” was 250 years old.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 22h
Fantasy Football is a social obligation? Dude really is a fucking asshole
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 22h
What a loathsome POS
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23h
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 23h
Laser like focus on the kitchen table concerns of the American public
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, when a family has lost someone, what they really want to see is the useless shit the man who got them killed bought
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
RAJU: Is it worth it for your constituents to pay higher prices bc of war in Iran? MACKENZIE: Fuel prices were sky high under Biden. Now they're starting to come down R: Diesel is about $3 higher than it was at the beginning of war M: When refineries are blown up in Russia because of Ukraine ...
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we have to hand Trump over to Iran to end the war, it's a small price to pay
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is not dementia. It's treason. Betraying his oath of office to protect his citizens. Making us sacrificial lambs for a war he started. This fucking piece of shit stood on a stage and said millions of Americans dying is a “small price to pay.” And the crowd CHEERED. It's inconceivable.
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Nobodyatall @criquetgen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eastern Kentuckian here. You'd be amazed at how many evangelicals shun their own children for being born queer. They're the most hateful people you can imagine because they do exactly what their white nationalist churches tell them to do, including vote for republicans
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Ken Fang -- Very Asian @fangsbites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The biggest takeaway is that people thought he was already dead.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, he is full of horse shit.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 06/10/2026
"what could a fantasy football league win cost, Michael? my entire sense of self?"
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Efficient for who?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(angry goose meme) "Efficient HOW?"
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So he was check kiting. Making the government foot the bill while “his money” earned interest. Not to mention that millions already saw the ads carrying the backing of “the US government.”
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So that's what happened to the Folger's coffee girl and her brother
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is 40 too old to take up tap dancing lessons? I really wanna be prepared.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my favorite moments was catching the "Boston Antifa" account posting with it's location tagging accidentally turned on.
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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