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He/Him Loading Ready Runner Kiwi in Aus Occasionally NSFW

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 7h
Whenever my computer starts freezing and I just hold the power button until it turns off, I feel like I'm holding someone's head underwater and watching them drown.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Steph Cherrywell @stephcherrywell.com · 02/10/2026
Trying to pitch the positives of AI right now is like dumping manure over people's heads and then saying "well, it's actually really useful in agriculture." It's not that that's incorrect, but nobody's in the mood.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Sam @korvys.info · 02/10/2026
Mine does, at least - It's like, one bay in the international aisle, but it's there
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Sam @korvys.info · 02/10/2026
Coles sells them in the NZ section, at least around here.
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zero tax on $51BN of revenue. But they chased people until they suicided for Robodebt. How have we not burned down the oligarchy already. JFC
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
ok my new lock screen is doing a great job at pointing out my behavioral contradictions
a phone screen with the “when I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naive” scene from Everyone Everywhere All At Once. on top of it is a bluesky push notification informing the user that someone has liked a post they made reading “Silicon Valley ghoul voice: we’ve raised 12.2 million from a16z to disrupt the lathe of heaven”
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Lady Aranea @ladyaranea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Capitalism seeks to alienate the worker from everything it possibly can, and now that's going to include actual popular culture. Individualized AI media is going to remove the actual purpose of culture, which is established common experiences and interpersonal communication.
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Sam @korvys.info · 01/10/2026
Occasionally I reinstall it, and I don't not enjoy it, but also I *immediately* lose hours of time. Like, sit down on the couch, oops I was supposed to go to bed 2 hours ago.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can you not be romantic about professional wrestling 🖤🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nothing they value or aspire to or revere about Masculinity™️ is the behavior of wise, mature, grounded adult men. it’s what little boys think is cool about being an adult man and they were allowed never to grow out of that
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LiamMcIntosh He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @liammci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing that’s interesting in all this is how tech barons and acolytes seem to really embrace the idea of a truly anti-social world.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've thought about this a bit, what I'd use AI for in a hypothetical world where it's ethical, and before long I realize I'm just describing how google used to work before SEO and AI fucked it up
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The emergence of Nadine and the Widdershins Wayfinder
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Megane Top Gun @dauragon.com · 30/09/2026
It's not even close either
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Nayan Ramachandran @thetrin.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
"Everyone hated Bonzi Buddy, but it might work for us!"
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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 29/09/2026
What does it mean for the probability to be five percent? Well, that’s five percent. But six percent? Well, that’s still five percent. Four percent is also kind of five percent. Three percent is two percent. And two percent is basically impossible.
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Hopeful Chump @cousins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a white collar worker, a particular hell is folks who think the purpose of me sending an email is to get an email back (which AI is great at) versus folks who understand the purpose of me sending an email is to share information
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s not me who is wrong, it’s flip canvas horizontally who is wrong
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Fowl Language @fowllanguagecomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just found out the Actor who played Bernie in Weekend at Bernies 1 & 2 is still alive at 87. I wish him no harm, but his loved ones will have an amazing opportunity to memorialize him when he finally passes.
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 29/09/2026
The D&D movie was great because it felt very much like an actual session, complete with NPCs that your DM had to name on the fly.
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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LuckyTrece @facto13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sam @korvys.info · 28/09/2026
The first one that comes to my mind is this bsky.app/profile/nott...
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 27/09/2026
so much of "alignment" rn consists of ignoring existing knowledge of how to responsibly build and manage automated systems and doing this instead:
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I long for a back-to-basics web: Markdown for text, JPEG images, no video, no Javascript or other client-side scripting, writable by a human being with a text editor. Make it as advertising/corporate hostile as possible. And above all keep it *small*. In other words, web like it's 1996 again.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe I'm misremembering this but someone asked Rae Sremmurd on Twitter what happened to the girl in "Come Get Her" who was dancing like a stripper, and they answered "Someone came and got her, she got home safe." That's nice to know
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026
Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.
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