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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was looking for the next installment of the Polar Bear Cafe manga, but just searched the Kindle store "polar bear" and I have regrets

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine being on death row for 30yrs, asking to be executed by firing squad, having your execution blocked and then greenlit, and then having them FUCK UP THE LETHAL INJECTION AND NOT KILL YOU.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Turn on #AEWDynamite, hit play from start, and Lego and Roman Reigns start barking at someone walking past right as @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social started his tribute. Smh have these beagles no respect?

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AFL Grand final attendance is one person short of capacity, WHOSE THE CUNT THAT DIDNT SHOW UP??

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Left my bedroom door open for a couple of minutes and I guess I'm bunking with Lego tonight now.

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Pacalakin @pacalakin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me at 12: wrestling is so stupid. I'll never watch it. Me at 32: wrestling is so stupid. Why did I never watch it?

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nick Cave is 69. I never tire of reading about Crowe commissioning Cave to write Gladiator 2, what he ended up getting & his considered response.

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nic.tattoos @nicterhorst.com · 22/09/2026

Genuinely, as a culture, we are being robbed of bootleg merch and bad Photoshop, and both are dying arts. Obviously there are bigger concerns, but I am already tangibly feeling these losses.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm reading a Japanese murder mystery book from the 1980s and so many cigarettes have been smoked in this book.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After a recent spate of thefts, policing has been ramped up in the kitchen district. Local beagles are despondent, with one resident stating he will be submitting a written complaint to the relevant authorities.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One day I wish to have the confidence of a middle aged man on Facebook arrogantly citing case law that doesn't exist. This is responding to him saying that posting a photo of someone (from behind) on FB for not picking up their dog poo "could be construed as intimidation"

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh man, a window that opens? I dont think I can afford this place.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

2004: google answers your question 2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question 2024: google makes up an answer to your question 2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

me: why do you look so ashamed of me? her: I can’t believe you’re wearing goggles me: we’re in the front row, what if I get splashed? her: it’s a baptism

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josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

anyway remember when Macklemore performed at the NRL grand final and Peter Dutton said they should get someone to perform an anti-gay song for balance

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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 16/09/2026

Some of you have never had to scrape a soul off the ceiling because you didn’t rope it down first and it shows

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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am going to become the Joker

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is on all the TV's in Big W and I'm trying to pull it off coz I simply do not understand HOW it's attached but I'm worried they're going to think I'm trying to steal a 65" television

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's 10pm on a Sunday night and I told him I'm too tired to play and also it's 10 fuckin pm on a Sunday night. And now he's mad at me.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I just really feel like a YouTube video on how to pronounce one word doesnt need to be 33 seconds long, with three different chapters.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 12/09/2026

Well since you are right on the corner of Exhibition St and Lt Bourke St in Melbourne CBD I’m gonna say you aren’t that bloody secret.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trying to read a book but having this lil baby beagle snoring in the crook of my legs is making me feel sleepy

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I posted about the meat raffle in a discord of mainly Americans and this is me finding out that meat raffles aren't a global thing???

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Im LOCKED TF IN for the meat raffle

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mum went to her room and I heard Roman being naughty/nosey. I called out to her to tell her he's getting into shit, and heard him climb on top of his crate, looked over to him GLARING at me around the doorframe.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The motorbike postie and the van postie arrived at my front door at the exact same time for two different deliveries I should have made them fight over whose package I'd sign for first

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Roman why are you so fuckin weird 😭

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I bought a bumbag to wear at #PAXAus, trialling it today playing PoGo to see if it'll fit all my crap. Oh yeah, turns out I'm going to PAX.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mistrial in the Clancy case. I have a lot of thoughts about this case. Was going to try to write them out today but didn't get around to it. Very interested in how many holdouts they had on the jury, and if the prosecution will retry the case or not.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've started watching AEW again (bad mental health had me drop off for ages) and god I love that their Wembley shows always use Bush's Machinehead as a theme song. I dunno why but it just feels *right*.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

someone posted (on threads) that opening up threads is like a lil phone cigarette and yes

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just saw this on Ebay and uhhh this fuckin sucks? The only good things about Ebay auctions are sniping???

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Brad L @chunkydroid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Love the dudebro dickheads that get off on saying "one nation, one flag" like my brother in Christ we have the United Kingdom's flag sitting in the one you want like it's PiP.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A few years ago I became Facebook friends with a random American guy after talking about capybaras. He gave me his Hulu log in so I can VPN and watch 20/20. He just posted how he got out of hospital with sepsis and a baseball sized infection hole, and honestly if my Hulu hook up died I'd be so sad.

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I fell over earlier on today and smashed the back of my head on my desk and sprained my hand. Roman wants to play tug of war and doesn't understand why I won't play 😭😭😭 Buddy I tried but my hand fucking hurts.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why the fuck am I finding out that Tim Curry died via the comments section on an ugly house posted by Zillow Gone Wild 😭😭😭

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026

let's all take a moment to thank the EU for being the only slightly serious governing body in the west

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Lachlan Williams @lawksland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

GTA 6 cars need to be serviced and you have to pay insurance.

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Rachel Figueroa @jewyorican.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

literally the only Chanukah item in the whole store was an ornament of a shirtless rabbi holding a menorah in one hand & an upside down dreidel in the other hand oh & also he has a mermaid tail. I mean mermaids have fins and scales so are therefore technically kosher so there’s that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A shirtless rabbi wearing a blue yarmulke, a tallis, and a Magen David necklace. He is holding a menorah in one hand and an upside down dreidel in the other. Also he has a fucking blue mermaid tail.

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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Since when does a witness need the president to ALLOW them to testify? Sounds like witness tampering to me.

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Its kinda wild that Dennis Rader is still alive.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Steam really do be showing me the good shit today

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I had to put Deep Heat on my forearm and now I'm in bed trying to sleep and I can't breathe and my eyes are watering. It's the middle of winter and I've turned my fan on just to get some airflow in my face

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Britt Andrews @britta2211.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I understand the innate desire/need to discover meaning and belonging in the world, but I'm watching the doco My Grandfather Charles Manson and I kinda feel like this chick overreacted a lil bit to finding out as an adult that she's related to Manson?

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